"Kat? Never thought I'd see
you
here."
I blinked. I'd been zoning out about rugby again. I'll be the first to admit I think about it a bit too much. I've hardly touched a football lately, which, if you'd known me a couple of months ago, would surprise you. I thought I'd finally found the ultimate team sport, it really pushed all my buttons.
My eyes flicked up. Kasy carried a good workout flush and a fine sheen of sweat on her exposed skin. We'd been mates for a while on the football team, but she'd quit after one too many hard tackles, saying it was all a bit rough for her, and gone off to do... what? "Hey," I managed, catching my breath. I'd been doing short sprints up and down the hundred meter track. Being small means you have to be fast in rugby.
"I thought you said running was so boring you'd rather eat a dodgy biscuit," Kasy reminded me helpfully.
I had a million witty comebacks but my attention was being dominated by her outfit. She was wearing a sleeveless lycra thing that covered her from her thighs to her neck, and she was wearing it in a way that made me jealous. It was patterned in our uni's colours, blue and mint and teal and some black bands criss-crossing it all, it was a nifty design. Heavy stitching stood out on the pale mint that swooped down over her crotch and I think my eyes lingered there a bit too long. Long enough for her to get the wrong idea, possibly. "Yup," I said eventually. "Still hate it. Doing it anyway. The fuck are you wearing?"
She grinned at me. Her mouth seemed wide in her face. It didn't look like she'd lost weight since I'd seen her, but it had moved around some. She had some muscles I'd have struggled to identify. "I'm so fucking good at triathlon, they made me captain. Doesn't do anything for my tits, does it?"
Strapped into the tight lycra, she looked like her upper half was all muscle. Pecs rather than boobs. "Didn't think you cared about that sort of thing." Looking at some of the heavier girls on the football team, we'd said that we'd rather cut ours off than let them slow us down. Since we barely mustered an A-cup between us, it wasn't ever more than a joke.
Kasy smiled at me. "I forget you're not a boy sometimes, Kat. I don't have to flirt with you to get my way."
"Uh-oh," I said, smiling back. "You recruiting for the lesbian mafia again? I keep telling you, I'll fuck anything once but I don't do sleepovers."
That's almost true. I'm not exactly discriminating but I'm not looking for feelings, either. I don't seem to have that kind. Not like I have when I think about rugby.
"Such a bloody romantic, you," she said. "So, I was thinking, best of ten sprints? And when I beat you, you come try out for triathlon?"
It didn't take long for me to decide. Rugby, or football, they're all about short bursts. Running and swimming, and that other one, whatever, they're pure endurance. Boring. There's no
ball
. I reckoned I could take her, fancy suit or no. "What do
I
get?"
"I'll do the thing."
My eyes widened. "You said you'd never..."
She cut me off. "Doesn't matter. I won't be, will I?"
Newly motivated, I was in a hurry to set up a second set of starting blocks for her. "Thirty, fifty, or a hundred?" I asked her.
"Say fifty?" she replied. A compromise between speed and endurance.
She toyed with me for all of thirty meters, then looked over at my red-to-bursting face and kicked into some higher gear that mere mortals didn't have on their stick. I stuck it out for three more before giving up. She beat me by ten meters every time, and she didn't seem to be trying very hard. "Why... the fuck... are you... so fast?" I panted.
She affected a slouch and a pair of imaginary shades. "Honey, I'm just that good." She looked at her watch. "Bring your gear over to the clubhouse, we'll pick you out a locker."
I grumbled, but I gathered my things. I am honourable that way. "So I'm a
triathlete
now," I muttered. "Fuck." I was already pining for rugby, my brutish lady love.
Kasy, that fucking rogue, already had my fucking name on a locker. This was a stitch-up. "You sneaky... thing."
She peered at me, probably wondering if the lack of profanity meant I was having a stroke. "Oh dear, have I gone too far? Does oo want to wun away and pway with your bawls?" she baby-talked at me.
I bristled, literally. I keep my hair short enough to do that. "Fine. Sneaky fucker." I opened the locker to dump in my bag. There was a blue, teal and mint suit hanging in there already, the twin of Kasy's. I slammed the locker shut. "No, uh-uh, not."
I am not ashamed of my body. I... have no feelings about it, particularly. It's fine. It works for me. Clothes, on the other hand. Clothes are speech. You have to be careful what you say, with clothes. The lycra suit said things like, I Am A Poser, No Really, Such A Poser, and Look At Me, Look At Me, I'm a Fit Fucking Poser.
Kasy just grinned at me and checked her watch again. Right on time, the rest of the team started to show up. In about a minute the changing room was loud, in another it was deafening. I stood there glowering, I mean obviously I was already wearing kit for running in, a black tee and shorts, neither of which was particularly tight, so I didn't need to be braying about my chafed thighs at the top of my voice to every posh horse-faced...
On the other hand, when they started putting their kit on something changed. They got quieter, maybe? You know popcorn, when the first one pops, then another, then suddenly they all go at once? It was like that, I swear, but with the zippers. Zip. Zip. Zipzipzipzipzipzip. Zip. And then there were a dozen fit, short-haired, flat-chested Kasy-clones standing around looking... dangerous. Kasy gave me a meaningful look and I could feel a blush forming. I turned my back and started to pull off my kit.
The other girls bustled but I could feel their eyes checking me out. Where had Kasy found so many identical lesbians? I shivered a little as it occurred to me that maybe she hadn't.
Maybe she'd made them.
She'd snuck up on me while I was trying to figure out how to get the damn thing off the hanger. "Let me," she said, unzipping the thing. She glanced down. "Knickers too, Kat. This's got you covered."
In a fit of rebellion I took my sports bra off as well, but that just made her grin wider. She held the suit out for me to step into and slithered it up my legs. I poked my arms through and went for the zip but she had a firm grip of it already and dragged it up while looking mischievously into my eyes.
It was fucking snug. The top held me flat as a board across my chest. The padding between my legs conspired to be soft and snug at the same time. I shifted my weight uneasily. Kasy slid a palm between my legs and smoothed down the fabric there, completely unnecessarily.
Lucky I'm not turned on by displays of dominance or I'd have been weak-kneed already. At some point silence had fallen. Kasy draped her arm over my shoulder and turned me around. The other girls were waiting expectantly. "This is Kat," said Kasy. "Meet Kris, Kate, Karen, Kay, Kit, Kate Too, Kai, Kerry, Katey..."
"Stop taking the piss," I grumbled at her. My palms itched. I wanted to run them over my new outfit but I didn't really want everyone to see me doing it. I felt hot and weird being the center of attention. That's one reason why I'd been so into rugby lately. I could literally disappear into the pack. With uniforms and mud sometimes you could hardly tell us apart. It was a feeling I'd never known I'd been chasing until I tried it.
On the other hand, I had a lot in common with these girls physically already. Now we were all wearing the same, eugh, shiny skintight gear. Maybe from a distance you wouldn't know.
Then again, when you're so far behind they take turns dropping back to give you encouragement, that's when you really stand out. I'm no slouch, but the pace on them was not something I could sustain over 10k. Given that I can run about chasing a ball for eighty or ninety minutes, no problem, I could only blame the suit for slowing me down.
Duh, I know. They were just fucking miles fitter than me, and I hated it. On the final stretch Kasy chivvied me back to the changing room with non-stop chat that went in one ear and out the other. By the time we got there I was practically blind with sweat and my legs were on their last... I was tired, OK? I sat down on the bench by my locker and let my limbs become noodles.
One of the girls offered me her sports drink and I downed it all without thinking. "Uh... sorry." She just smiled sweetly at me. I couldn't even begin to think about the contortions that would be necessary to get the fucking lycra off, but half of them were changed and out the door before I'd even managed to get my trainers off.
The other half were dawdlers. They hadn't showered or changed out of their lycra. I hoped they weren't going to make me run anywhere again for at least a month. That sounded like the ideal time between training sessions to me.
You could tell when Kasy was in the room because things got quiet again. I wasn't too tired to notice some heavy non-verbal communication was going on, but I was too tired to care. I reckoned I would just wait for them all to leave, have a little sleep on the bench, and then take my sweet time about changing.
Kasy had more plans, though, obviously. "C'mon Kat, we've got a thing for you upstairs. Kind of a welcome to the team."
I rolled my eyes at her incessant perkiness. "Oh, alright." I staggered to my feet and waved off her offer of an arm. We trooped up the staircase, Kasy keeping me company at the back again. I eyed the girls' bums flexing in their lycra with a certain amount of jealousy. I hoped mine looked half as good.
There really is only one practical use for leather cuffs, so I engaged my backwards gears as soon as I laid eyes on them. I bumped right into Kasy, who wrapped her arms under mine and across my chest. She basically lifted me off my feet and carried me forward. I heard the lock snick behind me. I struggled silently, tried to kick out, but Kasy was some new kind of hard that I hadn't seen before, both cardio fit and muscle fit, and besides, they'd already drained my reserves.