Janine and Jenny stood on the side of Jenny's house, taking turns hitting on a strawberry blunt. "This is really good shit" Jenny said proudly. "I'm already feeling it."
"Yea, it's pretty good, but this blunt tastes like shit."
"Boo-hoo, you're always fucking complaining. You're just lucky I don't make you pony up."
"Bitch please! You know how much of my shit you've smoked?"
"Whatever!"
"This is done" Janine said as she crushed the blunt into the grass. "Let's go back inside. Whatcha got to drink?"
Jenny smiled. "Cotton mouth?"
"You know it!"
Jenny grabbed a six pack from the fridge, and they both stumbled into the living room and flopped down on the couch.
"This town sucks" Jenny said. "There's never anything going on."
"I know. What the fuck does anyone ever do around here?"
"This is it."
"I guess."
"What I wouldn't give for a little excitement."
"Yea..."
They sat quietly, staring off into space for a while. The weed was really kicking in.
"So that sucks about you and Jimmy. I heard your dad like freaked!"
"Yea, pretty much, but whatever. Fucking hypocrites."
"Whatever, at least you were getting some action! The fucking guys in this town are such losers!"
"Yea, well, you're not missing anything there. I practically had to beg him to fool around. He was always afraid of getting caught."
"Well, I guess he was right!"
"Yea... only because he's fucking stupid. I mean duh! My father was standing right there in front of the glass door, and shit for brains doesn't even bother to look first!"
They both laughed. "Whatever! At least you got some for a little while, even if it was lame, it was something. Beats the shit out of playing with yourself every night!"
Jimmy was Janine's boyfriend. He used to sneak in the house late at night, after her parents were asleep so they could fool around, until he walked right into her father one night, who just happened to be getting a late-night snack. Jimmy was lucky her father didn't kill him. Needless to say, that was the end of their relationship.
There was a long pause, and Jenny was snickering. Janine couldn't help but smile at how her friend was so amused.
"Dude shut up, it's not funny."
"Yes it is. I couldn't imagine."
"Believe me, you wouldn't want to."
"Maybe you need to start dating girls. Your parents would never see that coming, and they'd never suspect anything was ever going on. You could have all the sex you want."
"Yea, that would be great if I was a dyke, but unfortunately, I'm not like you."
"Hey, don't knock it 'till you try it!"
"Whatever, dyke."
"So, you never thought about getting it on with a chick?"
"No!"
"You're full of shit Cooper! You're telling me you never thought about what it would be like to go down on another girl?"
Janine didn't answer.
"Thought so."
"Whatever. I may have thought about what it's like, but that's totally different. It's not like I get off thinking about a chick."
"You're fucking paranoid! What are you a homophobe?"
"No, I'm just not a fucking lesbian!"
"You are a homophobe."
"Whatever. I'm not gonna argue."
"So why are you so afraid to admit that you think about it?"
"Cause I don't. What, are you saying that you get off thinking about girls?"
"Fuck yea! Why not? Some girls are hot! It's no big deal!"
"Whatever. You keep telling yourself that. Fucking dyke!"
"Whatever. Doesn't bother me. I'm not a homophobe."
"Neither am I!"
"So why don't you just admit that you've thought about girls?"
"Cause I never have!"
"See, you're full of shit! How could you not?"
"Whatever! So what, you want to fuck me now?"
Jenny laughed as she was sipping her beer and spit it out.
"What, is that an offer Coop?"
"No you fucking dyke! I'm just saying, if you think about it, and it gets you off, what's to stop you from wanting to fuck me?"
Jenny laughed again. "Don't flatter yourself slut!" Jenny took another beer from the table and cracked it open. "Although I have to say, I've thought about it."
"What? You thought about...me?"
"Fuck yea! You were fucking good too!"
"Ugh! You are a fucking dyke!"
"Yea, I've thought about you eating my pussy while I get myself off. I gotta tell ya Cooper, you're fucking good at it too! It's fucking hot!"
"UGH! Cut it out! You're grossing me out!"
Jenny started laughing uncontrollably. "Wh...what, so you never thought about me?"
"You're fucking gross!"
"What, am I not good enough for you?"
"Please! First of all, if I did think about girls, I wouldn't think about you!"
"I'm crushed! Am I not hot enough for you?"
"You're not my type!"
"Bullshit! You want me! And if I ate your pussy you'd love it!"
"Whatever."
Before Janine knew what hit her, Jenny was on top of her, holding her arms down and kissing her neck, and for some reason, all she could do was laugh. She was laughing so hard she could barely breathe as Jenny licked and kissed her neck. She couldn't get up the strength to push her off, although she tried. Even if she wasn't laughing, she still wouldn't have been able to get away from her. She thought Jenny was just kidding around until Jenny positioned her knee on top of one of her arms, and she felt Jenny's hand grab her pussy through her sweatpants. She tried to tell her to stop, but she was still laughing to hard.
"Cu...cut the shit bitch...wha...what the f...what the fuck are you doing?...Stop!"
Jenny ignored her, and kept kissing and biting her friend's neck. Janine bucked beneath her, but was unable to shake Jenny off. Jenny pressed her pussy into Janine's thigh, while her hand rubbed Janine's pussy through her pants.
"What the fuck! I swear I'm gonna fucking kill you! Get the fuck off me!"
"No way! I'm gonna fucking make you cum!"
Janine was still laughing hysterically. "I'm telling you, cut it out you fucking dyke! This isn't funny! You're fucking disgusting, now GET OFF!
Jenny responded by kissing Janine hard on the lips. Janine kept her mouth closed tight, as Jenny's tongue tried to poke it's way through. Janine was still laughing, and finding it hard to keep her lips together. She spoke through the side of her mouth.
"If your fucking tongue goes in my mouth I'm gonna bite it off!"
Even though she was laughing, Jenny knew she would do it.
"Fine, then I'll find somewhere else to put it!"
"You fucking bitch, get off me!"
Jenny removed her hand from Janine's crotch, and quickly grabbed the top of her sweatpants, pulling them down almost to her knees. She ran her two fingers up and down Janine's scantily covered crotch. She could feel the texture of her pussy through the silky material of her underwear. Janine's panties were warm and slightly damp to the touch. Jenny ran her fingers up to where she could feel Janine's hard bud and gently pressed on it, causing Janine to inhale sharply, and her whole body to lurch backward.
"Looks like you like this more than you want to admit!"
Janine's laughter seemed to subside. "Jenny, I'm fucking serious now, get the fuck off me."
"Yea" Jenny said playfully. "I see." She continued to massage Janine's clit through her panties.
"I know you like that, I can tell. You like the way I play with your clit don't you Cooper."
Janine didn't want to admit it, but it felt better than anything she had ever felt before. Jenny knew exactly how to touch her, like the way she touched herself, only better because it wasn't her. It was completely unlike Jimmy's fat calloused fingers poking around. Still, this wasn't right. No matter how good it may have felt, she wasn't about to have sex with another girl, much less her best friend. She fought as hard as she could to get loose, but Jenny's fingers were making it difficult. She tried not to show that she was getting any pleasure from it, but Jenny knew it was working.
"Jenny please stop! I don't want to do this!"
"I don't know Cooper, you're pussy is telling me differently. Your clit seems to want it pretty bad."
"I'm serious! Stop!"
Janine felt Jenny's fingers slip under her panties and touch her clit directly, causing her to moan out loud.
"See, you love it! You don't want me to stop! You want me to make you cum."