[Note to readers: most of you will guess where this is going right away. But I hope you like the journey anyway! If you have any ideas for how to better disguise what will happen, or how I better could surprise the readers, please let me know.]
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"Darn it! I did it again!" Nancy berated herself.
As she awoke in the unfamiliar room it was clear she had done exactly what she had vowed never to do again: go to a bar or club, get really drunk, and then go home with some guy she just met. And because she had gotten so wasted, the next morning she could barely even remember his name.
Most women looked for "Mr. Right". But, she thought to herself, "Poor, pathetic Nancy can't even find a good lay." Nancy had not cum the last few times she picked up a guy. The last few times she had a one night stand, after they finished and the guy went to sleep, Nancy engaged in a personal ritual.
She wrote on a slip of paper whether she came and, if she did, the number of times. Nancy wrote the number down (and hid it in her shoes) because she knew she wouldn't be able to remember much the next morning. But in the morning she wanted to know whether the guy next to her in bed had been a good lay, a considerate lover, someone who might possibly be a nice, caring person who she might want to see again. Or at least a guy who was good in bed!
But the last few pieces of paper had a "0" on them. In fact, she could not even remember the last time any guy had given her a reason to write a "1" - maybe a year ago? And a "2" was just a dream.
Sighing, Nancy told herself that reducing her sights, from love to sex, wasn't doing her any good. She was in a horrible self-destructive cycle, chasing guys in the worst way, guys who were wrong for her, and so she never found a good one. After today, she promised - promised! - herself, it would stop. No more one night stands. Ever. Nancy would become a new person. With new goals in her life and new methods. She wasn't exactly sure what changes she would make, but she knew she had to radically change something. She just had to!
Nancy looked at the back of the head of the guy sleeping next to her - and could only see a small part of his head from her angle. Bracing herself for the confirmation that would prove this was her last lousy one night stand ever, Nancy found and unfolded the paper she had stashed the night before. It read: "10+".
Nancy blinked, tried to shrug off some of her sleepiness, and stared at the paper. The obvious and straightforward explanation couldn't possibly be true. It just couldn't. Not with her luck. Instead, it probably meant that she had written a "0", and then added a "+" to it - signifying a tiny cum? And then she had changed her mind, and raised the guy's score to a "1". This would explain the 1, the 0, and the +.
Either this was sex as good as (sadly) it ever got for her - one small orgasm was better than anything she had with a guy in a long time. Or - dare she even think it - she had found the greatest stud in the world! The King of Cocks! The Prince of Penises! The Duke of Dicks! Clearly this guy - if the 10 was a real number - knew how to use his cock.
Or maybe there was something different about him? Nancy giggled softly to herself - maybe he was more of a man than her other bedmates? She had thought guys' sizes didn't matter, but all the men she had slept with before now were roughly average in size. Maybe Macho Man was hung like a horse?
Nancy looked at the sleeping Super Stud, and now could see the back of his head and a very small piece of his upper back. He had long hair and a smooth, hairless upper back. Nancy thought that he was really sexy - long hair must mean he was a Sampson type of stud, and hair on backs were a turnoff to her.
Nancy remembered that bodybuilders often shaved their bodies. It all made sense. Probably her guy was a spectacularly muscled long haired Sampson type of bodybuilder who shaved his body. She had never knowingly been turned on by guys with huge muscles before, but if the "10" was right, then subconsciously she must think that the more muscles, the more testosterone, the better?
Or maybe he had laser treatments to remove the hair from his back? This could indicate that he was fashionable and that he knew how to please women (at least women like Nancy)?