Well, well, and well-cum, my royal leaders and loyal Readers!! This story is sixth in the "
How To
" series starring hubby and wife BDSM couple, Lou and Sandra Burton. (Technical note: the first five followed a numerical pattern in their Saga numbers. This one continues that pattern, though it was briefly interrupted by a spicy little tale called "
Clerical Terror
.") This one's structured similarly to "
How To Wage A Wargasm
," with four young women comprising two married lesbi couples. Aside from the different characters, the twist in this one will make itself known early on. One of the couples here, Barbara and Josie Greer, were the focus of my story "
Fatal Edge
." The other couple is new. Cheers, folks. Orgasmically happy reading.
CATS:
BDSM, Exhibition/Voyeur, Group, Toys/Masturbation
*****
Step 1: Arrange A Friendly Luncheon
Saturday, August 31st, 2019, 12:28 p.m.
It was a seasonably warm summer day. The temperature was steady to the high of 83° here in fair Juniper, Minnesota. The sun had just hit its peak half an hour ago. It was hardly any wonder Juniper's citizens loved living here; the people and climate were pleasant, and there were venues to keep everyone occupied. The city was divided into three major areas: a pastoral countryside, a mid-town blend of business districts and residential neighborhoods, and the busy downtown metropolis. Smack dab in the midst of the area two was one of Juniper's more renowned diners, the Moonbeam Café. It stayed open 24 hours, and boasted gourmet cuisine at satisfying prices. Among today's parties was one of four women seated in a cushy booth. They made up two married couples: the Greers, Josie and Barbara, and the Hartwells, Kenzie and Sheryl. The former were clad in airy dresses, their summer best. Sheryl was dressed in a tank top and cutoff shorts. And Kenzie was decked in a plaid button-up, faded jeans and a newsgirl cap.
"Whoo! Golly," chirped Josie, first to slide in. "Nice and air-conditioned in here."
"Yeah, y'know, it's funny," said Barb, just behind her. "We've driven by this place a bazillion times,
never
come in."
"Really?" Sheryl asked. "We come here all the time; 's one of our favorite little haunts."
"That's right, for years now," added Kenzie. "'Course, we've been married for ten. How about you two?"
"Oh, four," Barbara replied, Josie holding up the same number of fingers.
Their companions nodded. "Makes sense," Sheryl said. "Be frank, I'd be surprised if you two'd been married much longer. Of course I mean that as a compliment, 'cause you guys're clearly so young and adorable."
"Awww..." the Greers chorused. They then proved Sheryl's point, by starting to speak at the same time, stopping right at once out of deference, and sharing a hearty giggle.
"See? Exactly what I mean, right there," Sheryl added. "Precious."
"Ohhh, you're too sweet!" said Josie. "But look at the two of
you
. You're so cute, just together like that!"
"Ah, go on, get outta here," Kenzie chuckled. "Would it be rude of me to ask your ages? I'll tell you ours; we're not shy about them. I'm 38, my darlin' Sher's 41."
"Oh, 'rude'? Hardly," said Barb, waving a hand. "We're both 28. Jojo's younger by five months."
"Oh, right, by the way," Josie/Jojo chimed. "My name's Josie, my baby bear calls me Jojo. Hers is Barbara, I call her Babsy."
"Babsy and Jojo..." said Kenzie. "Priceless. You guys're more adorable by the minute."
"Did I tell ya?? Well, my name's Sheryl, or just Sher, and my wife's name's Mackenzie."
Kenzie reflexively rolled her eyes. "It is
not
," she asserted. "Sher thinks it's 'cute,' and apparently so did my parents. But I don't let anyone put that goofy-ass prefix on my name. Color me old-fashioned, but I say it belongs on last names and that's it. My
name
's Kenzie. I am not—and people
have
asked me this—I'm not that Whoopi Goldberg hyena from Lion King. That's
Shen
zi. If you did that couple-name-mash thing with us, then
we
'd be 'Shenzie,' together, not just me. And I like the uniqueness. Kenzie means intelligent or wise.
That
's my name. But you can also call me Kenz; I'm cool with that too."
Sher grinned good-naturedly at her. "Aw, you know it's just innocent teasing, babe. Just me pushing your love buttons."
"
Oooh
," chortled Josie. "My Barb has
many
'love buttons.' All over her, in fact. It's as much fun finding them as it is pushing them."
"Wh—
Jo
-sie!" her blushing Barb chided.
"What? I make you push mine all the time. In fact—I'll let you two in on a little secret: some of
my
buttons're pretty stubborn. Sometimes you have to push 'em ten or twenty times to get 'em to 'work.'"
The party shared laughs all around. Their waiter arrived to take their drink orders and about-faced to fill them.
"So, uh...how do you guys know Sandy?" Kenzie asked Josie and Barb.
"Actually, she found us," Barbara told them. "We were at the park, just taking it easy, and she came up and introduced herself. And... I dunno, it was weird. It was like she knew us already. She had this, this... strange charisma about her. Something that just kinda... drew us in to her, y'know? She sat with us, talked to us awhile, and... before we knew it, she was asking us if we ever did any modeling. And if we might be interested in participating in some of her 'shoots.' Apparently the one she had in mind for us's a week from today. Kinda random, huh? Go figure. But, it did get us here. How 'bout you guys?"
"Well, kinda—oh, thank you," Kenzie said, as the waiter returned with their bevvies and straws.
"Need a minute to decide, ladies?"
"Oh, yes, please, probably a couple. Take your time," said Josie. She readdressed the Hartwells as the waiter withdrew. "G'ahead."
"Right. So yeah, kinda the same thing, except we were at my office. It was Sher's day off, and she came and brought me lunch. We were out in the pavilion, and..."
Shrug.
"Yeah, all of a sudden, so was she. Talked to us about a buncha stuff like th—"
"Oh, and yeah, it was like she knew us too," Sher agreed. "Not to mention that we were a couple. She must have hella good gaydar."
"...She was
also
nice enough not to interrupt me in the middle of my sentences," added Kenzie, now with a nip of snarkiness in her tone. "Which the person to who I'm married
knows
, yet disregards."
Sheryl clasped her hand. "I'm very very sorry, dear. It's completely unintentional, just like it was a decade ago. Merely a for—"
"Force of habit,
yes
, I
know
," Kenzie smirked, nodding to the Greers to show them the irony.
"Oh, well... w-well, y'know, Jojo and I interrupt each other sometimes too," said Babs. "It's-it's a little annoying, but it's n—"
"Y—we do! We
do
do that!" Josie broke in, laughing to show them she was joking. "Honestly, though...Kenz," she smiled, "It doesn't mean we're trying to shut each other up or be disrespectful. It just happens."
Kenzie shrugged. "Mm, I guess th—"
"Thank you, Josie!" said Sher, just before realizing she'd done it again. She put a hand over her mouth as Kenzie rolled her eyes.
"...
Oops
. So sorry, sweetie."
Jojo piped up once more. "Hey, hey, wait a sec. That means at this table... that we kinda have a
Barb
ie... and a
Kenz!
"
She and Sher cracked up, finding it hilarious. Barbara and Kenzie shot each other a look that said the same thing: that while they didn't think this very funny, they loved their wives when it was both easy and not easy. But Kenzie had a follow-up.
"Oh yeah?" she shot back with a smirk. "Your name's Josie and we're all lesbians. Who's got the first Pussy-cats joke??"
More laughter. Finally, they took a convo break to study the menu. The selection and versatility thereof were pretty amazing, with over a hundred choices covering all meals. They each settled, grabbed the waiter and filled him in. Sheryl ordered an egg salad sandwich on toasted rye, sides of fries and mashed potatoes and gravy for each. Josie asked for a t-bone with steamed veggies. Kenzie requested candied shrimp on a bed of fettuccine. And Barb, a fan of all-day breakfasts, decided on a pancake platter with hash and eggs. While not in attendance herself but there in spirit, their mutual acquaintance and perspective recruiter, Mrs. Sandra Ariana Burton, had reserved this lunch for the four of them. Once having dug in, they concurred they'd have to thank her.
"Shho, um..." Kenzie uttered through a mouthful of grub.
Gulp.
"What do you guys do?"
Josie smiled at her. "Well, for a living, I'm a jewelry store clerk at the mall, and Babs works for a pharmaceutical company. If you mean for fun, Barb likes to shop, and I'm a big gardener, for openers. I've got a sick-ass garden in our backyard. How 'bout you?"
"Hm!" Kenzie chuckled through a suck of Sprite. "Well, we can get into stuff we do for fun later... far as work, I'm a chef at the Green Street Grill on... well... Green Street..."
Sher swallowed as well. "And, I have a pretty unusual job, 'specially for a chick—and one my age. I quality control-test video games."
"No kidding!" said Babs. "You get paid to play video games? That's pretty cool! Oh—not that your job's not cool too, Kenzie."
Another chuckle. "Forget about it; hers
is
way cooler."
"Yeah, how'd you get into that?" Jojo wished to know.
"Well, this was before you guys' time, but when I was really little, Atari was queen," Sheryl told them. "Then the original Nintendo came along. They knew how to make games in the '80s and '90s. That's not to say newer ones aren't as good, but those classic ones really defined my childhood. Believe it or not, I freakin' loved 'em then and still do. My parents' friends' little girls all wanted to play dolls and have tea parties. I was always itchin' to rock some Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Icarus, Tetris, you name it. I think my favorite's Metroid, prob'ly 'cause the hero's a chick. Damn tough one too. I love me a strong, tough chick."