Daytona. What a cool, magical sounding name for a place. Maybe I feel that way because when I was a little girl I used to sit on my father's lap watching the Daytona 500 on TV with him, and every once in a while they'd even show the motorcycles racing there.
My father rode motorcycles. He had quite a few over the years, his favorite being a Kawasaki KZ900. Dark green, with pinstripes on the gas tank, a chrome front fender, and lots of polish on the in-line four. When I was old enough he used to ride me on the back of it β my early memories of those rides are of blistering speed and thrilling noise and wind. It was only natural that I'd start riding when I grew up, and now, at twenty-three years old, I'm what the nice man at my corner store calls a biker chick. "There's my favorite biker chick," he'll say when I walk in. "Whooo! That new leather? That fits you
nice!
"
He's got the hots for me, and it's cute, but I'm only sorta into guys. I guess I'd do him, in the right circumstances, maybe if the cute girl that works for him asked the two of us for a threeway. Ha! That'd be something, right? I wouldn't be lying if I said I'd rather get with her, one on one, without the dude there. The bummer part is she's only like sixteen or something. It's a crying shame, I'll tell you, how cute some girls get before they're even legal. Whoever made up the rules must have been blind.
My dad's gone now, dead from a stupid disease. If he was here I would have rode with him down to Daytona for my first Bike Week, instead of going on my own. I wonder what he'd think about the way hot girls make my mouth water. If he was with me, walking on the beach with his leather jacket slung over his shoulder, would him and me be checking out the same girls? My Mom's definitely his type β thin and long-legged, like me. I like long legged girls too, so I guess that old saying is true about apples falling from trees and not being far away, or whatever it is. Dad used to love squeezing Mom's ass, and it was always easy for me to understand why. Her ass was killer and it still is, and I guess mine is, too. It's that apples and trees thing again.
So I rode to Daytona in March, out of winter and into summer, and shit, girl, there's a lot of wet t-shirt contests down there during Bike Week! It's like a lesbian's dream, in a way, except for all the buckets of testosterone everywhere you look. But if you're cool with dudes, too, like I sorta am, oh yeah, girl, it's fun. Even out on the street you can yell "Show us your tits!" and you might get a peek at some. I showed mine more than once, right out there on the sidewalk.
So what would my Dad think about it all, in my fantasy dream where he's still alive and he's with me down there? When I was fifteen I caught him watching a wet t-shirt contest on his old computer, so yeah, he liked tits just as much as he liked nice asses, and I like to think he'd be proud of me for putting myself out there; a horse in the race, you might say. A wet filly shaking her booty.
But wait, I just gave away some of the story. I gotta tell you how it started...
So I ride into Daytona and hit a bar that first night. The Nighthawks are playing and the place is fuckin' rocking. I'm drinking and guys are hitting on meβthe usualβand then I see this big bulletin board by the door plastered with stuff to do β other bands, pig roasts, shit like that. Tacked up with a thumbtack is a piece of paper written on with a Sharpie, telling about a get-together of female bikers at somebody's house down in Port Orange, just a few miles away. An evening thing with food and beer. "Pay what you want," the paper said. They even had a girl band scheduled to play, a blues trio kind of thing. So yeah, I say. Fuck yeah!
The next day I hit the beach and then I rode south out of town, to Port Orange for the girl party. I gotta say, it was pretty awesome. I met some girls there that I think I'll be friends with for the long haul.
So after we were all lubed up on keg beer I asked them why no wet t-shirt contest, and I got a lot of laughs. Some of them were sorta nervous laughs because most girls can sorta tell that I'm into that side of things. The girl side. It's not that I'm butch or anything, I'm not really at all, it's just that I think maybe they can sorta see it in my eyes. Maybe I look at them the way a horny guy does, especially after a few beers. But anyway, some of them said they'd done the wet t-shirt thing, either because their guy wanted them to, or because they thought Prince Charming might be there, saying, "Yeah, those are the tits I want." It was a pretty funny conversation, actually, so I'm glad I brought the topic up.
One thing about me is I can get sorta glued to an idea. For whatever reason, that week in March I got glued to the idea of a guy pouring cold water over me and then me ripping my shirt off in front of a big crowd. Don't ask me why. It's crazy and my Mom would shit her pants if she knew, but doing it became my goal for my first Bike Week. I wanted to be a wet t-shirt girl. And one of the fun parts is that I talked some of my new friends into doing it with me.
One of them, Katty, is a bartender from up in Pennsylvania. It was her first time at Bike Week, too. She said her wet titties won first prize at a biker thing in Scranton, and I believe her, because she's got sweet looking tits and Scranton is, well, Scranton. So yeah, definitely the right girl in the right place for
that
prize money.
Speaking of prize money, there's a bunch of it up for grabs during Bike Week. We heard there was more somewhere, but we picked a place with a $500 top prize, because we liked the place more than the money. Some of the girls had been there in previous years, and they said it got raunchier than some of the other places. Of course I voted for that one, and wouldn't you know, some of the other girls did too, although it might've been all the beer we were drinking that did it.
I guess I should have asked about what they meant by "raunchy." I pictured not just showing our tits, but maybe playing with them, putting our hands on them, waggling them back and forth and stuff like that. Kinda like stripper stuff, from the waist up. I pictured water flinging off of them when we waggled them, and even now the thought of that kind of thing gives me a lady boner.
So anyway, the girls said I should go buy a little white tanktop made of thin cotton, and they said I should cut the neck with scissors to open up the cleavage and make it rip-able. And they said panties were good, especially thin ones that get clingy in the front when they're wet. And I'm thinking, panties? Really? I don't know why I was picturing shorts, or maybe a bikini bottom.
So I've already got a pair of super sexy panties with me, a thong that's halfway see-through, that I save for special nights. It's so frickin' tiny I can carry it on bike trips real easy. And I'm thinking wow, should I wear
that?
Am I really gonna be on stage wearing nothing but
that
almost invisible little thing? And then the idea of it sticks, all gluey in my head, and suddenly I wanna be a stripper girl. I know, Mom shittin' her pants and all that, but damn, being that almost naked, and wet, up there on stage with Katty who I was getting a crush on, it somehow seemed perfect.
So the next day, after hitting up the local Walmart for the cheapest, flimsiest tanktop they sell, I stuffed it in my jacket pocket and I rode with some of the girls to St. Augustine where we pigged out on seafood tacos at a super sweet restaurant out by the beach. All four of us that were gonna be in the tittie contest were on the ride, and five of the girls who wanted to keep their clothes on came with us. I'm not blaming them for not doing the contest β some of them got kids and stuff. I probably would have freaked if my mom had done a wet t-shirt contest, but who knows, maybe she did? She
definitely