Two very close friends of mine actually make me sick with all their lovey dovey PDA. It's kind of a stupor for all single people to watch. Anyway, while everyone was pretty drunk (minus myself because I don't really like drinking), they started attacking each other's face and suddenly started talking about the first time they saw each other. This short story is more or less what they said they were thinking and they gave me permission to post it as my first story on my favorite erotic site. Hope you enjoy and comments and email welcome. Thanks!
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With the amount of funds this hospital receives you would think they would have a better central air system. As I sit in this chair I can feel the sweat trickling down my back making me shiver and become slightly irritated. I feel short of breath and a bit light headed. Maybe I should've eaten something before coming to my appointment. Good thing I'm here too because my body can't seem to stop fidgeting. I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with that gorgeous sandy-haired girl sitting a few feet across from me. My short intake of air has nothing to do with the adorable way her eye squints as she's focusing on the television right above my head. Oh crap.."Ouch Fudge."
Damn that hurt! In my haste to break the sudden eye contact she made, I nearly fucking twisted my damned neck! Geez, well she had to see that. Maybe if I take a quick look, aw fuck, she's still looking at me. She seems to be amused by my choice in anger word. Well I actually have a potty mouth that I'm trying to cure. I'm glad she thinks it's funny. I'd like to do more than make her laugh...ugh! Maybe I should just go to the restroom.
"Ok. Breathe. You've seen better looking chicks then her before. But she's sooo fucking cute! Oops. No. I just want to grab her fucking hair, slam her face down onto a bed and fuck all consciousness out of her! Whoa, relax- even if, she seems to be the sweet and sensual type. Yeah, yeah I'd be very sweet and sensual. Gliding my finger tips across her body, nuzzling her neck right before I kiss, nibble and lick it (in that order can get any woman hot). Suck on her perky pink nipples and just when she's basking in the wonderfulness of it, then I'd stick my tongue in her pussy, turn that bitch over and fuck her with my 9 inch strap-on cock."
Flush. Oh shit.