In the middle of a humdrum day, there was a knock at the door.
I wasn't doing anything muy importante, which means very important, except watching some soap opera, so I rose from the couch and went to the door.
"Who is it?"
"It's me, Nina..."
So I opened the door.
It was indeed Nina Mercedes, the woman from down the block, standing there on the door step, dressed in a black satin blouse, sleek, fitted black satin pencil skirt, and on her feet, sky high black patent-leather peep-toe stiletto pumps. She had recently had her hair, which was just as black as mine, done in wavy layered curls, and her makeup was done to a T. My gaze was drawn, almost against my will, to the deep valley of cleavage down the center of her blouse. She must have been wearing a push-up bra.
My pussy got wet, just looking at her.
She made quite a contrast to me. I was anything but put together, in a white tank top and white shorts, no bra or panties underneath, bare feet, my hair up in a somewhat messy but otherwise presentable bun, and no makeup.
The silence stretched out awkwardly between us.
She raised her eyebrows and said, "Hi. Eva, right?"
"Oh! Yes. Right!"
"Can I come in?"
"Oh! Yes! Of course! Come on in."
"Thank you."
I pulled the door open a little wider, allowing her inside my house.
As she stepped inside, I said, "Would you like anything to drink, honey?"
"No, thank you, sweetie. I'm actually here on a business call."
"Business? Like sales?"
Nina replied, "Yes, it is a sales call."
"I remember you said before you were applying to some company for some kind of sales job."
"Right. Good memory."
"I take it you got the job?"
"Yes, I did."
"Congratulations, honey!" I gave her a quick hug, noting as I did how her big her breasts were, as mine pressed against hers. Damn.
"Aww, thank you. I wasn't sure if I could do sales, but it turns out I'm a natural. Especially considering what it is that I'm selling..."
"And what's that?"
"Sex toys."
I said, "Uhhhh...what?"
She winked. "You heard me. Sex toys. Dildos. Vibrators. The most exquisite lube."
I felt myself become warm from the inside. "Uhm...Yeah? Really?"
She winked again. "Yeah. Really."
I suddenly realized she had walked in carrying a large, unmarked, black plastic shopping bag, as well as her purse. "Is that what you've got in that bag? Sex toys?"
"Yes."
"And the lube, too?"
"And the lube, too."
"Really?"
"Yes." She dug in her bag with her free hand, and pulled out a small clear plastic squeeze bottle with a top that flipped open and snapped close.
"Okay," I said. "And just how 'exquisite' is this lube?"
"Silky smooth. Lube up your choice of sex toy with this bad boy - and let the fireworks begin."
"Uhm..."
"Yes?"
I couldn't say a thing. My voice had caught in my throat.
Nina quietly said, "Would you like to see some products?"
"Uhmm...uh...Yeah. Have a seat."
So we went to the couch and sat down, Nina sitting next to me on our white couch.
I said, "I'm afraid a lot of this stuff will be wasted on me..."
"Not necessarily," Nina said kindly. "I don't imagine you're getting much action these days, not with Ramon on assignment so much."
I rolled my eyes. "You're right about that. Nothing at all, in fact."
Nina made a sympathetic noise, patting my knee. "Aww. I would imagine your dreams have gotten interesting lately. To say the least."
I smiled, or tried to. "Yes. Interesting would be a good word. To say the least. Which is why I say that this stuff is probably going to be wasted on me."
"You mustn't think that. I'm sure something will catch your eye. Shall we get started?"
"Yes. Let's get started."
Nina said, "Why don't I start with this?"
And she pulled out a thing with a long white handle at one end, like a toothbrush, and at the other end, a bulbous white silicone head shaped like a mushroom.
So I said, "That, uh, must be a vibrator."
"Yes, it is. But not just any kind of vibrator. This one plugs in to the wall outlet."
"So, no batteries?" I could hear the hope in my voice. The longing.
The enemy of every horny woman was a sex toy with batteries, which could crap out at any second, and ruin the fun.
"Nope. No batteries..."
Nina's eyes, brown like mine, twinkled as she showed me the business end of the electrical cord, with the plug at the end of it. I think she could probably see what was going through my incredibly horny mind.
I coughed, trying to get back to the subject at hand. "So. Uhm, how does it work?"
"Easy. You plug it in. You turn it on with this guy. You select the intensity with this guy. And then you...hang on for the ride."
"What else do you have in there?"
"Well," Nina said, "I've got this."
And she reached into her shopping bag, and pulled out what looked like a man's cock.
With a great effort, I didn't snatch the thing right out of her hand. Although I wanted to.
It was about seven inches long, and had about the same girth as a cooked hot dog, with a smooth shaft and a bulbous rounded head. It was bright berry blue, as well as slightly translucent.
Instead I said, "What's that?"
Nina winked. "This, my dear, is a dildo."
"Yes?"
"Yes. It's made of silicone, so it's very soft and life-like. Plus, it warms to your body temperature."
"Really?"
"Yes, really. Not many toys do that. Would you like to touch it?"
"Uhm...sure. Okay."
"Here. Don't be shy..." She held it out to me.
I slowly reached over and wrapped my fingers around the toy.
It was indeed quite soft, without being flaccid. And I could even feel the material warming to my touch.
So I started to stroke it. Like a real cock. I ran my fingers along the shaft, up to the head, and back down again.
Nina quietly said, "Mmmm, do you like that?"
My breath caught in my throat. God only knew what this toy would do in my vagina.
I let the thing go like it was a hot potato, cleared my throat and said, "So, uhm, does it vibrate, or what?"
"No. But it is made to be attached to a strap."
"A strap? For what?"
"You've never seen a strap-on dildo?"
"Sorry, but no. I told you, a lot of this stuff is wasted on me..."
She rested her hand on my arm. "Don't be sorry. And don't say that." She took her hand away and rooted around in her bag.
I could still feel where she had rested her hand.
Nina was pulling out what looked like a pair of black panties, except there was a metal ring attached to the front.
I said, "So, uhm, is that a strap?"
"Yes, it is..." She picked up the dildo again, and unsnapped the ring. "See, you take this guy, put it in here, then you snap this guy into place. And, voila, you're ready to go."
I giggled and blushed. "Oh my god, it looks like a man's cock like that!"
"That's how it's supposed to look," Nina said. "And how it's supposed to work."
Oh my god. I was getting seriously aroused.
"Uhhmmm...so you, uh, wear it, I guess?"
"Mmm-hmm. You just put this thing on and...away you go."
"Really? I have never seen anything like that."
"Well, not a lot of women have heard of strap-on dildos. It helps to have a friend who's willing to wear it."
I cleared my throat with a cough. "So. Uhm. Do you have to use it like that?"
"Oh, no, that's the beauty of it. You can use the toy by itself. The strap is only useful if you have a friend who could wear it for you."
I coughed. "Okay...you were mentioning lube?"
"Yes. The best kind." She pulled the little clear bottle out of her bag again.
"Is it water-based?"
"Yes, it is. So you can even use it when Ramon comes home..."
I blushed as I took the little squeeze bottle and examined it. "I hope this is just a try-me bottle. Cause this is a little small, I must say. I don't think it would last very long."
Nina giggled. "Yes, that is a sample bottle. However, you don't need much. A little goes a long way. Would you like to try it?"
"Uhm...sure. I guess."
She took the bottle from me and snapped it open, and then dabbed a tiny bead on the tip of my index finger.
I rubbed my thumb and index finger together, noting how easily I slid them against each other, without much effort.
Nina said, "As you can see, it glides quite easily."
"Yes," I said, afraid to even look at Nina. "Does it warm to your temperature, too?"
"Oh, yes. Quite quickly. In fact, you can probably already feel it starting to warm to your body temperature."
"Wow. I can..."
Nina winked yet again. "You must be hot-blooded."
"Yep. I'm a horny little slut."
Nina patted my leg. "Yes, I'll bet you are..."
I giggled, as I went to the kitchen sink and washed the lube off my fingers. Then I sat back down on the couch and stared into space.
Nina said, "What's wrong, sweetie?" She started lightly rubbing my back.
I turned and looked at her. "You asked me about Ramon..."
"Yes. Are you two having problems?"
"No. But he's gone so much..."
"I can imagine. It must be hard..." She sounded genuinely sympathetic.
I smiled, but only slightly. "Not on our marriage. Just on our sex lives."
Nina kept rubbing my back. "As I said, I can only imagine..."
"I am so fucking horny, I am about ready to burst. Help me out here. Please, honey."
Nina drew back. "What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? Use these damn toys on me. Because if I don't have a damn orgasm soon, I will explode."
"I'd love to-but I couldn't."
So I said, "Why can't you?"
"Because, sweetie, I would get in trouble."
"Honey, that would only happen if you did something to offend me. Which you haven't. Aside from making me horny, that is. Come on. Please?"