We met on the beach. She was bending over in an aqua colored thong, flashing her ass at my husband. He was totally taken by the sight, her fleshy buns with that faint birthmark on the right cheek. It was shaped like a cloud, just a shade darker than her medium tan. Her thong barely covered her camel toe. I could easily tell she was perfectly slick...and plenty meaty; the opposite of me with my tiny lips.
I gave my husband a playful smack across his chest to wake him out of his trance. After all, I couldn't really blame him for staring and was slightly surprised he wasn't tenting his shorts. "You like that view, do you?" I tried to keep my voice down.
"Kind of hard to ignore," he admitted with a smirk. Samantha, my four-year-old, was becoming acquainted with the thong lady's son. I guessed he was about two as I watched him pulverize the sandcastle which his mom had constructed with a plastic cup. Samantha was making every effort to rebuild it, but to no avail. The little guy pounded every cup full of dirt into a sandy pancake, then laughed hysterically as Samantha tried again.
By the time I got up from my chair, the young blonde had dropped to her knees by her son. My husband took notice of her hefty chest. She had a little extra tummy but nothing to distract him from her ample breasts. She was built. I was jealous. "Hey, I hope she's not bothering you guys."
"This one is yours?" She asked, nodding her head towards my daughter. "She looks just like you!"
"Thanks. I think." I was trying to gauge her annoyance. She didn't seem agitated at all.
"What's her name?" Asked the blonde.
"This is Samantha, and I'm Megan. She's four years old this past December. How old is your son?"
"Josh is two," she responded, confirming my guess. "I'm Lori. Nice to meet you."
I just smiled rather than shaking hands. It seemed more appropriate. "Let me know if she's bothering you guys."
"No bother. I think they're cute together." Lori took a quick look behind me. "Is that your husband?"
For some crazy reason I glanced over my shoulder just to confirm who she was talking about. "Yea. That's Andy."
"He's cute. All these people your family?"
"Yea, they are all my husband's relatives. We come down every year this time for about a week. This is the first time we've stayed at Bella Riva. It's really nice."
"Oh yes," she agreed. "We really love it. We're on the top floor."
A few more minutes into the conversation and I discovered that Lori was a 24-year-old stay-at-home mom from South Carolina with a degree in interior design from some local community college. Her husband worked in his father's real estate business, and he was upstairs on the computer finishing a deal. We talked at a distance for much of the afternoon before we all decided to pack up and head back to the condo.
"You guys here for the whole week?" I inquired.
"Yea." Lori was quite obviously sizing me up as we approached the wooden stairs that led up to the boardwalk. "You must work out a lot."
"Why would you say that?" I was naturally curious what she had noticed.
"I'd kill for your abs," she giggled.
Without giving it a second thought, I leaned over and whispered in her ear. "I'd kill for your tits."
Lori coughed in a bit of surprise, and that made me blush...realizing how forward I had been. "Sorry, I didn't mean to..."
"No worries," she said. "You caught me off guard."
At the top of the stairs, Lori slid in close beside me as we both corralled our children towards the pool. "I'd love to donate some of this to you, Megan." Lori gave her boobs a slight lift with her palms as if to demonstrate their mass. "I'm told they will give me back trouble when I'm older. My husband loves them, though."
"So does mine," I offered. "He couldn't keep his eyes off you."
"Oh, wow. I get that sometimes." Lori reached down to hurry Josh along. "Not too many wives take it as well as you."
"Who says I'm taking it well?" I gave Lori a playfully stern stare. We reached the elevators where the two of us parted from the rest of the group. Josh hopped aboard with his grandparents and Samantha did the same. The remainder of our families piled into the lift.
"We can catch the next one," I announced as I reached out to gently grab Lori's arm. When the doors re-opened, we both sashayed aboard the empty mechanical box. I pushed the top button for Lori.
"I thought you were first floor," she said.
"I am. I just thought I'd ride up with you."
"Would you like to visit our condo? My father-in-law owns the unit. It's really nice. Customized."
"Sounds fabulous," I nodded. The doors opened, but I stood in front of Lori and blocked her way. "Can we talk a minute?"Â The doors closed and left us alone together in the quiet cage. Lori looked uncomfortable. That was my intention. "I want to ask you something, Lori?"
"Okay."
"Did you intentionally shine your moon on my husband's face?"
"Do what?"
"Lori." I glared at her intensely during a massively pregnant pause. "You were bending over an extremely long time out there on the beach with your bare ass glowing in my hubby's direction. If you were trying to get his attention, let me assure you that it worked."