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This is part two of Gwyn hectic day of spreading joy amongst the woman of London. Please read her earlier adventure for more details.
Enjoy!
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After a coffee and cake, plus some work on my gay porn pirate novel that I'm writing, I made my way to my second appointment of the day. Eventually I arrived outside a little church hall that was run by an off shoot of a Southern Baptist sect that came over from America some time ago. Although I'm not very religious, I must admit that I do like their services with all the singing and dancing, over the boring Church of England services that just makes me want to cry.
In addition to all the usual church related activities you would tend to find on the weekends, throughout the week they put on lots of different activities for the community, like Bingo tournaments for the seniors, yoga classes for moms, and so forth.
On the door there was a flyer publishing what events they had on for the week. Every weekday, from 9 am to 12 am, they put a Bingo tournament. The only exception was on Wednesday when they closed an hour early, at 11 am, for 'Private Study.'
I checked my watch, and it was 10:45. If I hurried, I might get in one game before they closed.
I slipped in the door to find the place was packed with old people. Some had dozens of bingo cards laid out in front of them. I slipped down in one of the few empty chairs in the place, next to an older woman with white hair and her friends, as they studied their cards.
The game was being run by three black women from the Church group who owned the hall.
Up on the makeshift stage in the role of bingo caller, was a tiny black woman called Grace. She was no more than five foot tall in a floral church dress, with a perfectly straitened and sculped bouffant hairdo. Because of years of taking care of herself and eating right, she didn't look a day over 40, but I knew that she was much closer to 60.
Serving coffee and tea in the corner was Chasity. Chasity was about my height with a sweet baby face and waist length braids as well as an arse, hips, and breast to die for. All three were huge and round, and unfortunately, safely hidden under her blue church dress.
Working the floor was Prudence. She was an honest to God amazon. She was nearly six foot tall with short hair, and shoulders to die for. Of the three, she was the one that made me regret my 'no dating clients rule.'
Without saying anything Prudence sauntered up and placed a bingo card down in front of me. I looked up, smiled, and carefully handed her fifty pence for my card.
She took my money, gave me a quick smirk, and then walked away.
Up on the stage Grace continued to call out the numbers. "I'm not sure I should say this one here in the Church, but here it goes. Favourite of mine, 69," she called out to a roar of laughter from the sea of pensioners. She laughed along too before grabbing another ball. "Three and me, 23," she called out with a quick glance in my direction.
Chasity dropped me off a cup of tea and in the process gently touched my arm with her big thigh.
A few minutes later, I was really starting to get into the game. All I needed was a 35 to complete the row, when from across the room, an old, bald man screamed out "Bingo!"
The old woman next to me openly swore, along with a dozen others in the church hall.
"Okay everyone, that's all we got for this morning," Grace called out from the makeshift stage.
"Come on, one more game!" the lady next to me shouted as she started banging her coins on the table.
"I'm afraid not. Sister Chasity, Sister Prudance, and I got private study we must attend to," Grace commanded.
The lady next to me grumbled but complied as she began to pack up her stack of bingo related regalia.
I did the same and began to pack up my work bag that I drag around with me. After several of the old people began to leave, I finished my cup of tea and then stood up. With my bag on my shoulder and the dirty teacup and saucer in my hand, I walked up to Grace who was fighting to get a couple of her regulars out the door.
"Excuse me ma'am," I pleaded as I presented her with the cup and saucer. "What should I do with these?"
Grace gave me a big broad smile. "Will you be a doll and take them to the back room for me while I fight with these two," she snapped at the two old men she was trying to oust from their seats.
"Hey," one of the men joked as he started to reach for his jacket.
As unnoticed as possible, I quietly slipped down the small hallway that led pass the toilets, and through a white door marked 'Private.' From there I went past two small offices on my left, careful to make sure they were empty, until I eventually came to the last door on my right which was marked 'Breakroom.'