I am a young mother of 2, so I do not get a chance to get out much. In fact, my first child was born before I even turned 21 and the second was born shortly after. As you can imagine, I have not had much "party" time.
My husband is 6 years older than me and nearly all of his friends are in their 30's, while I am still younger. However, none of them have kids yet, so they all still party quite a bit. Every year my husband's friends have an "ugly Christmas sweater party" in December. Now that my children are older, I thought that it would be fun to cut back a bit, party with them and have my children spend the night with their grandparents.
We made sure that we had our ugly Christmas sweaters on, but I wore mine with a short black skirt, some gray ribbed leggings, and black slouch boots. I have always felt like my husband is "out of my league" so whenever we are near his friends I always strive to look as good as I can.
Upon walking in the doors I immediately asked, "Is it ok if we crash here tonight?" to which his friend replied absolutely, we could stay in his roommate's bedroom, because he was away in training for the military. I promptly respond with, "awesome! Line up the shots!" because i knew that we would not have to drive home.
We had a blast all night and there was a LOT of alcohol involved. At one point a girl and I were relaxing on the couch together and talking about being moms and the stretch marks it has left. She started lifting up her shirt to show me hers on her stomach and I pulled down my skirt a little to show the ones on my hips. She complained that she hated hers and thought they were ugly.
I replied, "see, I am a little different, I think they are sexy." And she looked at me. So she asked what I meant and I knew what she was really asking, so I answered, "Yes, I'm bisexual."
Her eyes got big and she says, "Don't tell me that! You are going to make me want to start making out with you!"
I guess that was the start of me loosening up a little TOO much, and all of the alcohol was not helping things. Keep in mind, I am about 5'7 and 135 lbs and had a few of my girlie hard lemonade drinks and about 4 vodka shots! That may not seem like a lot, but when you are my size it is.
I don't know how it happened, or at what point it happened, but slowly it spread through the party more and more that not only was I into girls, I don't care if my husband sleeps with other girls as long as I can watch and play too.
An adorable petite girl, who was closer to my age than the rest and I started talking. Nothing in particular, life, kids, relationships, etc. She was telling me how desperate she was to be a mom and get on to the next chapter in her life.
as I talked about my kids I pulled out my cell phone to show her pictures of them. I am flipping through the photos (keep in mind, very drunk) and I totally forgot about OTHER pictures I had on my phone.
Next pic, next, next and then BAM, my pussy is on the screen of my phone. I could feel my eyes get huge and a quickly slammed my phone shut (yes, I still use a flip phone) and looked at her like a deer in headlights.
Her eyes are equally as big as mine and she gasps, "Was that just what I think it was?"
I am mortified and start babbling about how the only reason I have it is because I want surgery on it and it was taking the pics to talk to my doctor about it or to try to get a referral.
she rubs a hand down my arm and says, "don't worry! It's ok! I have pics like that on my phone too! Why would you want surgery?"
so I start explaining that I think my lips are too big down there and I want to have them reduced. That even though I have been with girls, I have never seen one built like me and it scares me, etc.