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Tired of all the games men play, two women become men hating lesbians for Valentine's Day.
"Unbelievable!" Susan stormed in the house slamming shut the door.
"What's the matter?" Christine poked her out of the kitchen to look at her best friend and roommate standing and seething in the living room.
"It's like college days all over again. There's a bunch of guys moving someone in or out and they took all the parking spaces. I had to park a street over. Then, I had to walk through all the leering, staring, and catcalls, as if I was going to work and having to walk by a construction site, instead of just coming home. I hate men. They'll all so juvenile idiots."
"I think someone is finally moving in across the hall. I hope they're nice," said Christine. "It would be good to have a friendly neighbor, in case we need to borrow something or run out of something."
"Yeah, well, I just hope it's not a man. I'm done with men. Men suck! I hate men. I hate all of them. If I ever date another man, please have me committed," said Susan flopping on the couch with her arms folded.
Christine removed her apron, walked in the living room from the kitchen, and sat in the chair across from her friend.
Susan looked at her roommate waiting for her to agree with her verbal proclamation that guys suck and that she'd have her committed, should she ever date another man.
"Still this angry over George?"
"Valentine's Day is tough without a boyfriend taking me somewhere and buying me something. Tall, blonde, and shapely, I was always the pretty girl and the most popular girl, now that I'm older and wanting to get married, I'm the ignored woman and the dropped ex-girlfriend because these guys can't commit," said Susan.
"Join the club. I'm in the same boat. It's different than when our parents were young. No one wants to get married today. They'd rather window shop, while trying on the goods, before they buy, that is, if they ever buy. With the high rate of divorces today, they'll always the chance we'll be returned and back out on the dating market, again," she said with a laugh.
"A few of the women in the office got flowers," said Susan. "A lot of them have plans for Valentine's Day and here we are, two good looking, young, single, and available women alone again without boyfriends. This sucks. Men suck. I hate them."
"I know you're right and I know men suck, but not all men suck, Susan. We'll both find the right man and, one day, someone who will sweep us off our feet. Married with children and with a husband to cater to, we'll look back at this one day and laugh, while wishing we were single and carefree again."
"Yeah, I know, you're right, Christine."
"Instead of being mired down with anger, enjoy the moment or your life will pass you by and you'll have nothing but regrets and wrinkles," she said with a laugh. "Gees, that was a bit profound. I didn't know I was that deep," she laughed again making her friend laugh, too.
"Still, you don't think that men suck?"
"For now and for me, I can't just write them all off like that with just two words," said Christine with a shrug. "After a lifetime of dating the wrong man over and again, I'd need many more words than that to define men and my dating experiences," she said with a laugh. "Too many of them are shallow, insensitive, dumb, cheap, perverted, lazy womanizers, and that's just the good ones," she said laughing. "There, that covers it better than just saying that men suck and most of them do. Still, there are some good ones still out there. We just need to find them. Just as you are, I'm a sucker for a good looking, kind, and sensitive man."
"Why? Why are we such saps to be used and abused for sex, when it comes to men? I'm tired of going from one relationship to another and jumping from one bed to another. I need a real man, one who will accept me for who I am and love me forever, instead of men just looking for a blowjob."
Susan looked at her friend wondering why two women who looked as good and were as hot were alone and without a man on Valentine's Day. It didn't make any sense. There was never any logical formula, when trying to understand men, love, and relationships.
"Well, first of all, Susan. Look in the mirror. We're both good looking and because of our beauty and hot bodies, we're targets for men, instead of potential marriage partners," said Christine saying what Susan was just thinking. "We attract Mr. Wrong, instead of Mr. Right."
"I don't know, Christine, when I look at myself in the mirror now, I just see a loser. I don't know what the answer is."
"Oh, stop. Don't be so down on yourself. It's not you. It's them," she said looking at her friend. "Maybe the good men, the men who aren't players, are intimidated by us, afraid we'd reject him, or just lack what it takes to romance us. I think that Mr. Right is afraid to approach us. We'd be better off if we looked more average and less sexy," she said with a laugh. "We need to play down our good looks and sex appeal in order to attract Mr. Right," she said with a laugh.
"Even when we find someone special, someone who we think is a good guy, you'd think, after a while, we could see through their lies, before they have us naked and in bed, our point of no return and their point of good-bye," said Susan.
"That's because we just don't fall for their lines, Susan, we fall for their sad stories and they all have one. The sad story turns off our bullshit meter and that's when we're ripe to fall for the same, old lines and same, old song sung by a different singer, in a different key, with a different tune, and a different name, while believing that he's different and not like all the others, when he is. Women are just saps and suckers."
"Well, I'm done with men. I really am," said Susan looking as if she was about to cry.
"Sorry, Sue, but I like cocks too much to swear off men. Just show me a good looking muscular man wearing a half unbuttoned blue striped shirt outside his pants with his shirt sleeves rolled up to exposed his hairy forearms and I'm his," said Christine with a laugh.
"For sure, muscular men and cocks have their merits, but a buff body does it for me, too. You'll never see me with a short, fat, bald man, that is, unless he's a billionaire and ready to die. If only we could have a cock without the man," she said with a laugh. "I know, a dildo. Dildos are the perfect men and, just like men, they come in different sizes, shapes, and colors," said Susan with another laugh.
"You may be on to something. The dildo could possibly be the perfect man. They don't say dumb things at a party to embarrass you. They don't drink beer. They never leave the toilet seat up and except for spelunking, they hate sports."
"Spelunking? What's that?"
"Exploring caves," she said pointing to her pussy and laughing.
"I can't believe you fell for another married man again. Seriously, Chris, you should have known, when he told you that he couldn't take you to his house because of his roommate. You should have known his roommate was a woman, his wife named Michelle, and not a man named Michael. And I'm sorry for ragging on you now, but I wanted to say something to you before, but you were so in love with this guy and so upset when he dumped you."
"I know and I agree with you, Susan. You're right. I should have known, but it doesn't make me feel any better, it makes me feel worse, when you tell me that I should have known. I trusted him enough and was in love with him enough to believe him at his word."
"I'm sorry, Christine."
"Just like you, Susan, I'm tired of men not committing. I'm tired of cheap men disappearing before Christmas, birthdays, and Valentine's Day. I'm tired of cheating married men, and lying men that are nothing but players, too" she said, while raising her empty coffee mug, as if toasting her friend. "You're right. Men suck!"
"Yeah, well, what else can we do for Valentine's Day, if we don't have a man in our lives to love? A day that makes us feel even worse, when we don't have someone in our lives to love, this holiday is just for lovers."
"I know, we can turn lesbian." said Christine with a laugh.
"Lesbian? I don't know. I'd have to think about that. To be honest, rather than being alone, turning lesbian is starting to appeal to me."
"In the meantime, so that it doesn't go to waste, we can drink this champagne that I bought for Michael. It should be ready. I stuck it in ice this morning," she said reaching for and opening a bottle of champagne for their private Valentine's Day celebration and pouring a glass for her and her friend.
"I've tried everything else," said Susan. "Long term relationships, one night stands, threesomes, foursomes, gangbangs, and circle jerks, why not try lesbianism?"
