Amy and Louise had arranged to meet up on the night before Valentine's Day to share a bottle of wine and bitch about their hopeless dating lives. Amy had suggested that they write down all the things they wanted in a partner, an erotic vision board of sorts, to release their requests out into the universe for some cosmic intervention.
"When things are this bad," Louise responded, "I'll fucking try anything".
Amy noted that it also happened to be Friday the 13th and decided that the universe was already on their side. "And.... I've got some strong MDMA that we can take if we feel like it," Amy said, putting the final flourish on their plans.
Amy called around after work that evening in her sweatsuit, her hair piled in a messy bun, clutching two bottles of wine and the distinctive smell of weed wafting from her purse.
Louise invited Amy in and apologised that she didn't have time to fully clean up, as she had gotten delayed. Her wet hair skimmed her shoulders, and she was wearing yoga pants and a tight camisole top without a bra. Amy realised that she had never seen Louise this exposed before.
"Jesus, great tits you lucky bitch!" she exclaimed, as she made herself comfortable on the couch.
Louise brought glasses and an ashtray into the sitting room, and then cupped her breasts.
"Ah I had them reduced a few years ago, although no one ever believes me when I tell them that." She exposed her right breast to show Amy the faint scars, tracing her finger around her nipple and down to her rib.
"That's amazing, you'd hardly notice that." Amy cusped her own tiny breasts and sighed, "I'm all nipple and nothing else".
They cracked open the first bottle of wine, licked the MDMA fervently off their fingers and started reviewing their current dating lives. Both were on a variety of apps with various disheartening results. Louise couldn't get beyond a first date, and Amy was just about to give up, for the umpteenth time. Amy detailed her last encounter, a guy seven years younger who wanted a causal hook- he had a big dick, short stamina and subsequently a short shelf life as far as Amy was concerned.
"He wouldn't go down on me," she said, "that's a priority for me."
Louise moaned in support and admitted, "it's been years since someone licked my pussy."
"Stick it on the board," Amy commanded as she danced around the room, "and add a finger up your asshole while you're at it".
The girls quickly abandoned their vision boards while they sat on the couch discussing and dissecting the nuances of their lives, gossiping about friends and bitching about work. They shared a joint between them and continued drinking while they gradually began to feel the drugs kick in. It was Louise who noticed it first, when she became distracted by Amy's big beautiful eyes that now looked almost as dark as coal. The music throbbed throughout her body.
"That MDMA is fucking strong, eh? I haven't had any in ages," Louise said, leaning back against the couch. Amy had taken off her sweatshirt to cool down, her cheeks feeling flushed. "See?" she said to Louise, gesturing at her bralette, "not a titty to be found."
Louise laughed with Amy and then confessed that she'd always preferred small tits, hence the reason for the breast reduction. But no reduction would ever have given her the taut pointy tits she longed for.