Full disclosure right, up front in spite of the misleading title, no pussies were fucked by any bedposts in this porn literary masterpiece. This happened 2 weeks ago and we had a very lovely time. Although I've had that long to think of a title, I still couldn't do any better than the one I gave it. I tried. But, you're not here for the title, are you...you're here because you know Blue and I do a lot of wild and fun stuff, then I bring it here for you.
For reading it, you have my undying gratitude. Thank-you.
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"Baby? Have you ever wanted bedposts you could fuck yourself on?"
That question from me put sexy cuddling and lovely pillowtalk on pause.
"What? Why are you...what are you...where did this question come from?"
"I read about a woman who lowers her pussy down onto her bedpost and fucks herself to death on it. Our bedposts are so wide, you could almost sit on top of them and watch TV, so, I just wondered!"
Blue laughed. "They would be very thin and spindly. YOU would break them. They could never survive the way YOU would fuck them!"
"Well...yeah..." I smiled at her. "The thought of any woman getting so outrageously horny, that she looks at her bedposts and says, 'Oh yeah...that'll work' is a very hot thought to me...soaking that thing with her juices, then her cum...my, my, my. I would do it and not think twice about it."