"Ah, that was awesome, babe," exclaimed my boyfriend, Hank. His sweaty and hairy body rolled off of me and flopped to his side where he proceeded to fall asleep, just like he does every time we have sex.
I cringed and pulled the blankets over my body, keeping them tight around my neck. I always felt so used and unsatisfied whenever we made love. It was to the point where I didn't even call it that anymore. Everything about Hank pretty much repulsed me. His cigarette breath, chapped lips, hairy chest and smelly feet made me want to gag every time he came near me. The funny thing was that Hank had always been like that, I just never paid attention before.
I had decided that I just couldn't stay in the same bed with him with thoughts like that. So I quietly stepped out of the covers, grabbed my pink robe and headed downstairs. It was only ten o'clock so I turned on the television and curled up to watch some TV. I was flicking through the channels when I heard my cell phone ring on the kitchen counter. I ran and answered it.
"Hello?"
"Maria?" It was my best friend and neighbour.
"Are you home?"
"Yeah, why? Elise, is every thing alright?"
"Yes, my date was a flop so I wanted some girl time before I went home to mope."
I heard her laugh on the other end so it must not have been that bad.
"Everyday is girl time for you," I replied jokingly. Elise was gay and darn proud of it.
"That's beside the point," she said and sighed.
"Fine, then I need some Maria time. Sound better?"
I couldn't help but laugh. Elise was hardly ever serious. I often envied her lifestyle, so carefree and...single. Being around her sometimes made me despise being in a relationship.
"I'm outside your door, come let me in."
I ended the call and dashed toward the front door. Sure enough, there she was, all dressed up and no where to go. Elise wore her black hair in a pixie cut, she claimed that it was low maintenance and it went with every outfit. So far, she'd been right. Everything she wore looked amazing on her. Even the tight jeans and fitted green leather jacket she wore at the moment.
"Hey, girlfriend," she greeted and gave me a hug. I felt like an old granny in my pink bath robe and white tube socks, but I hugged her back. "So, got anything to drink?"
I rolled my eyes and led her to the kitchen where I grabbed us some beers. Elise eyed my ensemble with a disapproving look while trying to stifle a burst of laughter.
"Shut up," I warned her. She raised her eyebrows and pretended to look innocent.
"I was in bed."
"I'm not sayin' anything," she defended. "Except one thing-"
"Elise!" I squealed and half laughed.
"Seriously, why do you dress like you're in your fifties? You're twenty seven, Maria. Wear some silk night gowns or something, geez."
I rolled my eyes again, something I do a lot around my best friend. "Why would I want to attract more attention from Hank?"
"Ah, yes, Hank the Tank," she recited his high school nick name. "One must always aim for guys with names like that."
"Elise, please," I rubbed the bridge of my nose. She dropped all the joking and came to my side, pulling me into her arms.
"I'm sorry, babe. I know how much you want out."
I nodded and tried not to cry on her nice jacket.
"Hey," Elise said and pulled away to look at my face. "You know I'm here for you whenever you decide to go. I'm right next door and you can stay as long as you want."
I nodded again, on the verge of tears. Looking into Elise's face always calmed me though. I stared into her assuring eyes and waited to calm down. I just wished that I could be more like her; assertive, confident, beautiful, and just...know what I want.
"Come on," my best friend said and grinned.
"Let's go watch some bad TV."
"Okay," I replied and quickly wiped the stray tear that had escaped down my face.
Elise and I watch TV all night, curled up together under my grandmother's huge handmade quilt. Being with her was natural to me. She made everything better, funnier and easier.
The sun was shining in through the patio onto my face when I awoke the next morning. Elise was still under the quilt with me, crunched up and snoring loudly.
"Jesus, I should have known it was that mammoth of a woman," complained Hank as he stomped down the stairs.
"I thought a bear had broken in the damn house."
"Oh, sorry," I apologized through a yawn.
"Elise came over after you went to sleep. We stayed up watching TV."
"Whatever," he grumbled and turned to go back upstairs.
"If the lesbian is going to stay here all night she could at least hop in bed with us. That would be a treat."
Elise stirred then and rubbed her tired eyes.
"Dream on Hank," she muttered.
"I sleep with women for a reason."
Hank looked offended and slightly annoyed. "Oh yeah, too good for the cock?"
Elise burst out laughing.
"No, you disgusting pig, I prefer the milky skin and gentle touch of a beautiful woman."
I couldn't tell if she was being sarcastic and I hoped that Hank wouldn't get mad but he was already stomping up the stairs again muttering something that sounded like "You and me both".
"I don't know how you put up with that piece of shit," Elise told me.