In this script, a girls night out in Las Vegas leaves a woman handcuffed to a bed and married to her best friend. How did she get there?
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Morning, sweetie! How did you sleep?
Shhh! Just relax, baby, we both had one crazy night.
Oh! Last night was absolutely amazing! You looked so beautiful, and I have never been happier in my entire life! Aren't you glad I talked you into going to Vegas this weekend?
Oh! You don't remember what happened? Well, I guess that should be expected. You were really hammered, after all! (Giggle)
Well, you see, you got really wasted at the club during our girls night out. The rest of the group wanted to ditch you, but I decided to be a good friend and stay by your side. You were really acting crazy last night, but, I kept you in line. Trust me, we both had a lot of fun! (Laugh)
Hmm? Oh! Right. You're probably wondering about the handcuffs... and why we're both wearing wedding dresses.
Well, funny story. (Laugh) Last night, on the way back to the hotel, we passed by one of those 24 hour chapels. One thing led to another, and... surprise! We're married! (Giggle)
What do you mean "am I joking?" Why would I joke about something like this? I even have photos. Look at my phone.
See! Here's you walking down the aisle, and here we are at the altar, and, look, here I am kissing the bride! God! You looked so beautiful, and the ceremony was just perfect!
I hope you don't mind, but I posted a few of these to Facebook while you were asleep.
(Sigh) I knew you would freak out like this! This is why I handcuffed your wrists to the headboard.
What do you mean "What was I thinking?" I thought you would be happy! Why do you think I went to all this trouble in the first place! I did this all for you!
What do I mean? Well... promise you won't be mad?
See, you didn't really drink too much last night. I kinda... put something in your drink, to loosen you up a little. I figured, if you were a little... relaxed, you would finally come to your senses and admit your feelings for me, and then the two of us could be together!
What am I talking about?
Look, the truth is... I love you, baby! I've always loved you! I've wanted you for so long, and I know that, deep down, you love me, too.
So, I planned this whole girls night out in Vegas with the goal of getting the two of us alone together, to get you a little tipsy, so I could finally have you all to myself!
Well, yeah sweetie, of course I married you. You didn't expect me to fuck you before marriage, did you? That would have been insane! (Giggle)
What was that? You say I... am... insane...
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(Angry) I AM NOT INSANE!!
Do you hear me? I am in love! I am in love with you, and I know that you love me back! Why don't you just admit it? I see the way you look at me! Whenever we go clubbing, you are always checking me out! I know you want me just as badly as I want your huge tits, your tight waist, and your wonderful, curvy ass!
No! Shut up! I'm going to prove that you want me! Spread your legs!
Don't try to fight me! You are my wife now! I can do whatever I want to you, now, and, right now, I want to taste your dripping cunt!
I SAID SPREAD YOUR LEGS!!
(Licks pussy)
Mmm, so good! I've been wanting to taste your pussy for years, and now I finally have it all for myself!