It's 9:30, and Angie hasn't called me back. Three call times she missed.
I'm gonna call after six - -I called at 7, and she returned the call 30 minutes later.
I'm gonna call around 7:30, when I close the office - -I called at 8:35, she returned about 5 minutes later.
Okay then, maybe this is gonna happen after all. Angie has had me on a string for 24 hours. She answered my ad on Craigs List with a phone number. . .a sure sign of being a "real female", a rare thing. While on the phone, she sent me pictures, starting with her. . .boobies. No lie, there they were, nipples hard and staring me in the face. Just... Damn. To prove how long it had been, I got wet almost seconds after seeing them. Gawd, I love boobies, really, I do . And because I'm honest and that's how I roll, I told her. She kept repeating, "God, you're so honest. . .damn." I thought I lost this one, but then she's like... we can meet at Ruby Tuesday's if you want. Sweet. I thought about a plate of fries with a side of boobies. Awesome.
But that's not what happened. Conversation is what happened... Conversation in a parking lot of a CommerceBank is what happened. I sat in her Beemer as she proceeded to make ME feel bad for reacting to HER sending a picture of her titties. I was NOT supposed to take the picture of her titties as any sort of sexual invitation, no sir , and the fact that I did scared her.
Sigh.
But, all was not lost. Angie still wanted me over her house. Just not tonight. Tomorrow night would be better. Call her after 6:30, when she locks up her office.
Which led to the "tail chasing" I was sitting through- - giving me the sneaking feeling I was being manipulated for someone's pleasure. Especially right after the last call - -I thought I heard "boyfriend" in there. Which would be hypocritical of a woman whose second question to me was "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Bitch. Screw her.
But who am I gonna screw?
I decided to call a 754 number instead. I was not going to let a week home alone go to waste. This 754 number belonged to Vanessa Marquez - -a girl I had talked to the previous night. I had placed multiple ads between the Miami and Ft. Lauderdale Craigslists, and Vanessa was one of the first respondents to my Ft. Lauderdale posting...she included her number and a picture - -no boobies this time, but a nice bikini picture. We chatted and texted, but didn't hook up simply because she just couldn't make it home from work in time. Fair enough. So, I called.
Just in time.
Vanessa had just gotten home from work. She was having a glass of wine and said, sure, I, could come over and chat. It would be great. I got the address and put it in my GPS. Screw Angie. I'd just tell her I went to the movies instead of waiting on her to call.
I don't even think I ate as I just grabbed a cherry coke from the fridge, my toybox from under the blanket fort I constructed in for sleeping in the living room, threw on a tanktop and jeans and got in the car. It hit me: I was driving an hour at 10pm at night for the promise of pussy. In Ft. Lauderdale.
I told myself I would stop at Wendy's on the way. I didn't. It was late and I just wanted to get there. But it seems fate was trying to overrule. First, the traffic out of Downtown on 1-95. Narrowing the lanes. Awesome. Gawd. . .what the hell is up with this. It just got worse as I got closer. . .narrowed lanes, and the exit I wanted was closed. I now have a verdict on traffic: Miami may have more, but Ft. Lauderdale has it worse. GODDAMMIT! But. . .the GPS...Sweet GPS, saved my ass. 10 minutes out, she texted me. "Are you staying over?" Um. . .wow.
I really wasn't planning on doing that. Since I didn't have work the next day, I felt comfortable enough with driving home at 2 or 3 in the morning. I looked at my toybox... "Uhm, if you want me to, I can. "
"Well, it's just that my boy got kicked out of his house. " Aw, SHIT. Nothing can EVER be this simple, can it? I just want a good time with a girl that leads to more good times and she has to bring a guy into it. Fuck.