A F T E R N O O N
I pulled up in front of Mrs. MacGregor's house five minutes early and was relieved. The last thing I needed now was to be late. Her house was easy enough to find. 327 Parkway Drive was just where she said it would be, where the road bent to the left after turning from the major road. I checked myself in my rearview mirror. I had to rush over from the homeless shelter on the other side of town just to make it here on time and I hadn't had a chance to check myself before I left. I didn't look that bad for a Saturday spent with the homeless. My makeup still looked great and it framed the professional smile that I had been working on well. I had what people called an apple shaped face with a little dimple on my chin that gets me quite a bit of attention. I had been working on a tan all summer and it looked like it was starting to pay off. My boyfriend Tommy was right about the way it really brought out the gray in my eyes. I looked pretty, but for Mrs. MacGregor, I also hoped to look professional and scholarly and I thought my blouse and khakis along with my smart looking jacket would fit the bill.
I got out of my car and stepped up to Mrs. MacGregor's door. The house was nice, but not showy. It looked like an older place, two stories and made of brick. Along both sides of the house were rows of beautiful flowers and the whole home looked well-maintained and healthy. Something out of a Better Homes and Gardens magazines. I felt better just standing on the porch. The door had one of those wooden signs that feature a flock of birds in flight holding a banner that read
Hello There!
I knocked on the door and Mrs. MacGregor appeared to greet me. "Good afternoon, Mrs. MacGregor, how are you?" I said as I waved at her from the other side of the screen door.
"I'm doing well Penny Peasley, you're right on time. Excellent! Come in and let's get started." She opened the screen door to let me in, but I was distracted by how good she looked. She was like a pin-up with straight blond hair framing an apple shaped-face like mine. Instead of grey eyes like mine, Mrs. MacGregor's were and electric blue cat eyes that always seemed to penetrate me. She had a long, slender elegant looking nose on which sat her customary black rimmed glasses. All of that sat on top of an athletic, ridiculously hourglass figure featuring round full breasts (my guess was 36-C at a glance) and curvy, luscious thighs.
I swallowed hard and tried to get my brain to work. I was afraid of this. I would have been fine had she worn something else maybe. Jeans or sweatpants. I expected maybe a t-shirt and some stretch pants. Most teachers dress like slobs away from school. Not Mrs. MacGregor though. She was wearing a smart white sleeveless dress with wide straps that was so sheer that I could almost see through it, tied around her waist was a large black leather belt. To top it all off, she wore a black pair of low pumps. She looked as if she was going somewhere and I suddenly felt that my outfit wasn't as wonderful as I thought.
"Were you going somewhere?" I asked cheerfully. "I hope I'm not keeping you from anything ." I was half hoping that she would say yes so that I could go home and chill out. I started feeling apprehensive and I couldn't take my eyes off of her breasts, the outline of which I could see through the fabric of the dress. The half of me that couldn't look away didn't want to go anywhere.
"Not at all, Penny Peasley," she said as I stepped in. "We have the whole afternoon." She went to take my coat when she made a scrunchy face and started sniffing the air. "I'm sorry, is that you?"
I was confused. "Is what me, Mrs. MacGregor?" I asked hesitantly. She continued sniffing and she looked offended.
"That smell! Oh, it smells like you just came from a trash dump." she said, waving her hand in front of her nose. "You're going to have to change those clothes before we get started. Do you have a change of clothes in your car?"
I was caught between mortification and annoyance. I didn't think I smelled that bad and I always notice B.O. But then again, I hated to smell bad around people. I felt myself growing smaller and smaller by the minute. "Um, I, ah, no I don't Mrs. MacGregor, I could go home and change if you want, it would only take a minute-"
She sighed that exasperated sigh that I've been hearing a lot lately. There hadn't seemed to be anything I could do right for her since this year started. "No, no, we'll waste too much time doing it that way. I've just cleaned in here and now I'll just have to go back and do it again later. Go upstairs to the second bedroom on the right. It's my daughter's old room. She left some things in her closet that should fit you. Now Penny Peasley, I want you to take off everything you've got on, get into the shower and at least rinse off that stink and change into one of my daughter's outfits. Do you understand?"