"Delilah... Delilah...? DELILAH!"
"Huh?" Delilah jumped as her focus was dragged crashing back into the small, grey cubicle that she was sitting in. She hadn't realised it, but she had been staring silently into an empty space on the wall, between the photos of her and her friends that she had pinned up to make her workspace a little less bleak. Looking up, she saw one of those faces in the flesh, peering over the dividing wall between their separate workspaces.
"Well? How did it go, hun?" Suzanne was Delilah's co-worker, office neighbour, and most importantly, her friend. She was about a decade older, and as a long-time employee of floor three, she had taken Delilah under her wing when she started working in the office four years ago. The two had been close ever since. Delilah sat up straight and wondered just how long Suzanne had been leaning over the flimsy dividing panel. She opened her mouth to respond, but then stopped to think. What she could even say about the events of her disciplinary meeting?
"Oh, well... You know how these things go. I'm probably not even allowed to talk about the details," she mumbled, trying to brush Suzanne off. In truth, she had almost forgotten that she had been in trouble at all. She still had her job, which was good. And she wasn't being asked to cough up $33 million, which was
definitely
good. But her mind was far more preoccupied with the...
unexpected
turn that the meeting had taken. Every time she let her thoughts wander, she was left flustered and almost confused. After all, it had been the first time that she had ever...
"Bullshit." Suzanne's curt reply pulled Delilah's focus back into the room once more. "Come on, tell me! I mean, it's obvious SOMETHING happened, right? I can see it all over your face!" All over her face? Delilah panicked and quickly grabbed a pocket mirror from her bag and looked at her reflection. It took a moment of checking that she had indeed fixed her smudged makeup and brushed her tussled black hair for her to realise that Suzanne wasn't speaking literally.
"I'm guessing she wasn't fired, then?" Delilah jumped once more as a tall man with short, curly hair suddenly appeared at the edge of the mirror's reflection. She turned around to see Dan, another familiar face, standing with one hand in his pocket, swirling his mug of coffee with the other.
"I mean, she's acting weird, but it doesn't look like it. Pay up," Suzanne replied with a victorious grin plastered across her face, extending her hand out in front of him. Dan rolled his eyes and fished a $5 bill out of his pocket to give to her.
Delilah snatched the bill from Suzanne's hand and gave it back to Dan. "Can you NOT go around placing bets on my job?" She had tried to feign anger but the slight smile in the corner of her mouth betrayed the fact that she found their usual competitive hijinks endearing. After being suspended for two weeks, it was good to be back in familiar company, at the very least. Still, something felt different. It all felt a bit... Ordinary... Insignificant, even, to see her colleagues making bets of $5 after getting let off the hook for $33 million. "No, I didn't lose my job. In the end, I was told my suspension was over and I could get back to work this afternoon."
Dan shrugged and tucked the bill back into his pocket. "Okay, well... If you didn't lose your job, at least tell us what actually happened up there," he insisted. The two of them stared at Delilah expectantly, and it was clear she wasn't going to wriggle out of giving them some sort of answer.
"I mean... It wasn't even an actual disciplinary board. It was just some executive named Ms. Verity. I got to keep my job because... Because..." Because she was so good at eating women out? Well, that certainly wasn't true. Her skill was described 'clumsy and amateurish', if she remembered correctly. Either way, she could hardly say that to her teammates. She carefully considered what the best excuse would be. "It was... It was just an accident, you know?" Delilah wasn't exactly selling her story well, but Dan seemed more interested in another detail.
"Verity? Like, the one in charge of the whole Employee Discipline Department? That Verity? Isn't she like, kind of a hardass?" Dan looked down at Delilah inquisitively, an eyebrow raised. "I think a couple of months ago, the boss had to have a meeting with her after productivity was down by just 4%. He came back to the office literally
shaking
, and you know what an asshole he usually is. What kind of grovelling did you have to do to get in her good books?"
She could tell he was just teasing, but this didn't stop Delilah's cheeks from turning bright red. As much as she tried not to be defensive, she spluttered, "I-I didn't grovel! I told you! It was an accident. She said that it'd be a big mess to get lawyers involved and then s-she..." She cut herself off, pressing her thighs tightly together and squirming in her seat. It took a moment to compose herself, taking a deep breath. "She said that it wouldn't be worth it..." She trailed off, unconvincingly.
Suzanne paused as if waiting for Delilah to add more, before shrugging. "Well, okay. I mean, if you don't want to tell us that badly, then don't tell us." Delilah frowned. At least she was dropping the issue, but regardless, neither Suzanne nor Dan looked convinced.
Just as Dan was about to ask something else, a stout, moustachioed man shoved past him with a stack of paperwork. He dropped it on Delilah's desk with a slam loud enough to make all three of them wince. "Just got a call from higher up. Guess your suspension's over. Now get to work, all of you," their manager Clarence grumbled in his characteristic unfriendly tone. Rumours from the longest-serving staff on floor three said that he had once been personable, jolly even, but fifteen years of being passed up for promotion had ground him down into a husk of a man, indistinguishable from any other low-level manager at Grandvale-Lilton. Delilah had to admit to herself, if Ms. Verity had left a man like that quaking in his boots (or quite honestly, made him feel any emotions at all), her story
did
come across less than believable. Both Suzanne and Dan simultaneously gave Delilah a look, as if to signal the same sentiment to her.