Author's Note
I've gone off the deep end again with another fairy tale parody. This time it's the beloved characters of A.A. Milne who are getting the treatment.
There's quite a bit of set-up, about sixteen-hundred words, but after that, it's sexual tension. Then rope. Then fucking. Lots of fucking.
Enjoy!
Wax Philosophic
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All characters are over eighteen, and you should be too, if you're reading this.
Copyright (c)2020-2022 WaxPhilosophic. No unauthorized reproduction is allowed.
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Dedicated to my dear friend TrueMort. Check out her stories here on Literotica. The inspiration for the kink club is all hers.
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Down the Rabbit Hole
Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood--which, coincidentally is the name of a subdivision, and not an actual forest, with the only thing resembling trees being the streets they were named after. For, you see, the forest was slowly being cut down to make way for a housing project. A project headed up by a great bear of a man, known to his friends as one Winston Theodore Poulous, or as Winnie T. Poo by those who were not so fond of him.
Winston, frankly didn't care who was fond of him or who wasn't, for he had only two loves in life: making as much money as possible, and Miss Hunny, his buxom, young, secretary. But, as they say, therein lies the rub, for Miss Hunny was quite enamored with a local environmentalist with an ivy league law degree, and all-around pain in Winston T. Poulous's back-side, the lovely Miss Robin Christopher. Miss Hunny even made it a hobby of hers to find out all she could about her idol, Miss Christopher--every sordid detail.
In fact, as our story opens, Miss Hunny is staring rather longingly at Miss Christopher as she strides confidently into the construction trailer that serves as Winston T. Poulous's on-site office. Perhaps it speaks to Robin Christopher's unshakable composure that Miss Hunny's unabashed staring does not evoke even so much as the smallest reaction. This, of course, does not deter Miss Hunny in the slightest.
"Why, Miss Christopher," Miss Hunny drawls. "What ever should bring you to the humble offices of Winston T. Poulous?"
"You know exactly why I'm here."
"Oh, I'm quite sure I don't." Miss Hunny reached just behind her ear, to take a strand of her blonde locks, and twirl it around her finger while she batted her lashes. "Perhaps you would care to explain it to me. Say, over lunch?"
As Miss Hunny was taking another long look at Robin Christopher, beginning with her no-nonsense, short-cropped brown hair, moving along to the tailored suit coat hung so perfectly on her broad shoulders, and finally to her slim hips and muscular backside. This is the point at which she sighed, a long and languid sort of a sigh... right before her period of longing was interrupted.
Interrupted that is, by the great bear of a man, her boss, the one and only Winston Theodore Poulous.
Though, at the moment, Hunny was strongly considering jumping ranks and joining in with the camp of those who referred to him as Winnie T. Poo. Because of his intrusion, Miss Hunny was denied her usual lengthy and detailed study of what Miss Hunny had been know to classified as Miss Robin Christopher's 'substantial assets', usually with the last word hyphenated as 'ass-sets'. Miss Hunny sighed again.
"Miss Christopher," Winston boomed. "So nice to see you. What can I do for you today?"
"Let's skip the small talk, Winnie. You know damn well why I'm here." Robin Christopher pulled, from the inside pocket of her suit coat, a rather thick, legal-sized envelope all done up with a red string tie, and thrust it in Winston's direction.
Miss Hunny sat at her desk, tenting her fingers, eyes following the envelope as it was passed. She was still smiling since Miss Christopher's reference to her boss as Winnie to his face, the remark that was causing his jaw to tighten and his palor to turn ever so slightly crimson. Miss Hunny rested her chin on her tented fingers as the scene played out, lowered her eyes to study Miss Christopher's ass-sets once again, and sighed another of the smallest of sighs.
"Remind me again, please," Winston said, not giving an inch to Miss Christopher.
"The burros, Mister Poulous. The endangered North American wild burros, whose mating habits you are disrupting with your continued expansion of this subdivision. This envelope contains a university study of the fragility of the burro's environment, along an injunction ordering the halt of construction until such time as a panel of Equidae experts can assess the situation and come up with a proper remediation plan."
"Miss Christopher, please. You really expect me to halt construction, so that what? -- A bunch of donkeys can up their chances at getting a piece of tail?" Winston Poulous laughed--a great big bear of a laugh. "Why, just last week it was the owls who were endangered. And -- and before that," Winston chuckled, "it was the wild boar, if I remember correctly. The little piglets were upset about something, was that it?" Winston brought his hand to his forehead in a mock fainting gesture. "Oh, bother," he said. "Whatever shall we do about the piglets?"
"You cannot continue encroaching on the natural habitat, Mister Poulous. I won't allow it. I'll do everything in my power to stop you."
"I'm sure you will. I'm sure you will." Winston T. Poulous turned his back on the attorney, straightened his posture, and strode off toward his office. "But until I see something signed by a judge, I bid you good day Miss Christopher."
"That could have been better," Robin Christopher muttered as her head dropped to study the floor.
"So?" Miss Hunny purred from behind her desk. "How's about that lunch date, Miss Christopher? It'll cheer you up at least."
Robin Christopher turned and glared at Winston's secretary for a moment. While Miss Hunny was batting her lashes and thrusting her chest out, Robin turned toward the door and strode forward.
"Wait," said Miss Hunny. "I do all the filing. Pay all the bills."
Robin Christopher stopped.
"I know things," continued Miss Hunny. "Even things that go on under the table. Off the books, if you take my meaning."
"I'm listening."