Barb knew how weird I felt about sucking a fake cock.
It just seemed a little silly, getting down on my knees and licking the rubbery tip of her strap-on dildo. I did it because I knew how much it turned Barb on to watch me take that fat cockhead between my lips and imitate fellatio. It was real, to her. Not that she could feel it, but watching me suck was her favourite form of foreplay.
So I did it. For her.
"You gotta embrace the strap-on," Barb told me as she chopped carrots for the stir-fry.
I picked one up and hugged it, pretending the fat orange veggie was a dildo. "Oh, I love you so much! Kiss, kiss, kiss."
Laughing, she grabbed it from me. "Don't play with your food, Missy."
"Well, I like when you fuck me with the strap-on." I started unpacking the groceries she'd left on the table. Barb had a habit of putting away anything that had to be refrigerated or frozen, and leaving the rest for me. "Actually, I love it when you fuck me with that thing, especially when you take me from behind and press those little finger vibes against my clit. Oh my God, I come so hard when you do that."
"Oh yeah?" Barb teased. "I hadn't noticed."
I rolled my eyes, reaching into Barb's shopping bag and pulling out a box of honey crullers. Those definitely weren't on the list. I held them up and asked, "Donuts?"
"Those are for later," she said.
The more I looked at the box, the more I wanted one now. "It won't spoil my appetite if I eat just one." I whined like a kid, playing with her. "Please, Mommy?"
"No," she snapped, smiling. "You be a good girl and you can have one after dinner."
Those donuts were all I could think about. Dinner was delicious, but donuts would be divine. We ate, we washed the dishes, we watched TV, but for some reason Barb kept telling me to wait. "Not yet, not yet. I'll tell you when."
Mmm... I could almost taste that honey sweetness on my tongue. I wanted a donut.
Barb turned off the TV and picked up the box of honey crullers en route to our bedroom. That's when I realized something was up. I can't believe it took me so long to clue in.
As she undressed, she said, "You know what I'd like to see you wearing? That sheer thing, like a babydoll but kind of slit down the front. You know which one I mean?"
I opened the closet and sorted through the hordes of lingerie I couldn't stop buying. It was the black babydoll she had in mind. The part that cupped my breasts had buttons at the front, but it was open down my belly, and very see-through, just like the matching g-string. I changed in the walk-in closet because I always liked to make an entrance, and when I opened the door and sprang back out, I think I was more surprised than Barb.
"There are donuts on your dildo!" I said, laughing. There were two of them wrapped like cock rings around that big black dong. It was the most hilariously alluring thing I'd ever seen.