Markets plunge again; shares rise on bailout hope; uncertainty continues; bigger recession than the great depression of the twenties; indices slowly claw their way back; market resilient despite lockdown.
'At least there's some hope on the horizon' was the general view as the crash slowed and stock values slowly clawed their way back up again.
Eyes were glued to the monitors supplying us with news feeds as much to the ones running market software.
'Get back! You're less than 6 feet away!' cried Ms Neurotic who ran the US desk.
'I was just trying to pass you a cup of coffee' explained Tracy the assistant then shoved her arse in Neurotic's face.
Boris came on the television and assured us that we, the brave people of London, were protected and supported by the government, the police, the NHS and the stars above etc etc..... General laughter rippled round the room, a welcome relief in these uncertain times.
Almost time for the markets to close, no clear up afterward at the moment, so little business taking place we could do the paperwork as we went.
Screens changed, including the market ones: 'Newsflash, Breaking News....' they all said the same thing. At last, something different. Perhaps the aliens have landed to prove this virus was extraterrestrial after all.
'Crown Jewels raided, Cullinan Diamond stolen, anonymous thieves use lockdown as cover to hack Palace computer systems and pull off the greatest robbery ever.'
Well fuck me, someone actually did it. Queenie will be upset. 'Can you believe it Laura, some cheeky cow's nicked the royal treasure' said Holly, my best friend at work.
'Yeah, sure looks that way. At least someone's showing initiative at the moment.' This produced major giggles and we were glad we now had something to gossip about.
'You alright to finish the Westminster account Holly?' I asked her.
'Sure babes, I'll complete it next week' she replied.
I kissed her, disregarding the social distancing rules: 'See you Monday then sweetie, have a nice one.'
I liked to walk home after work even though the tube was still running. City district in London is amazing when deserted, like a ghost town. It is anyway on Sundays but this was Friday and the lockdown had changed so many things so quickly.
After the oppressive stress and tension of the trading rooms, the fresh air and mile walk to my apartment let my body relax and loosen up. I had found a gymnasium halfway and made good friends with the people at similarly convenient salons, saunas and everything I needed for survival in the urban jungle that comprised a broker's life in and around the City District.
Stop off at the delicatessen for wine and munchies over the weekend then a nice hot bath to wash the stress away. 'Hi Maria' I said to the lady who ran the deli. I just love Italian food and the girls who ran The Delizioso were just such absolute darlings.
'Laura my dear girl, come here and give Maria a hug to cheer me up in these crazy days.' Any excuse to enfold me in her ample bosom and I had no complaints. In fact several of my fantasies involved....but that's another story.
'Not sticking to the two metre rule then Maria?' I asked.
She gave me that look that only Italian mommas can give: 'PiΓΉ grande carico di cazzate.'
My Italian wasn't great but something about bullshit I think. 'Quite agree' I replied with a feigned pout.
'What can I do for my lovely Laura today?' Maria asked.
So I went for the whole works and we chatted while she loaded up two bags of goodies for me. 'So have you found yourself a nice girl yet Laura?' Always interested in my sex life, a welcome distraction from that useless husband of hers.
I laughed: 'Still looking Maria, you know what happened with the last one!'
We kissed our goodbyes and I left the shop only to bump into someone trying to come in. 'So sorry, I beg your pardon. Mind elsewhere....Sharon?' My ex from college. Another long story, combination of good and bad but this was the last place I expected to see her. Well it always is when you bump into your ex.
'Laura!' she cried. 'Oh my goodness, it's wonderful see you.'
Still in shock and caught off my guard I responded with the appropriate reply: 'Wonderful to see you too dear. What are you doing here in London?'
Required hugs and kisses over: 'Taking the opportunity during the quiet period to overhaul software and general systems capability for clients.' Sharon trained in I.T.. She had made a success of her computer business, despite spending her university days drinking too much, getting high too often and cheating on me. Oh what the hell, forgive and forget.
'So where are you staying at the moment?' I enquired as we walked along.
'Just arrived in this area, can you recommend a good hotel, if any are still open?' Sharon looked around, bewildered as I had been with the deserted cityscape.
I snorted: 'You won't find many at this time. But you can stay with me, I always keep a spare room ready just in case.'
A very large hug: 'Oh you are a sweetie Laura, thanks.'
Glad I bought as much food as I could carry, looks like I was going to need it. So finally in my apartment and visits to the loo completed. The requisite bottle of wine was opened and we caught up on old times while we prepared dinner. I thought a buffet spread would be easier and washed down with a couple of bottles of Barolo would be a good icebreaker for my old friend and myself.
Okay, the descriptions. Myself, Laura Tomlinson. A redhead standing around 5'6" with curvy build and big boobs. Middle class gal working in the city and specialising in long term investment trends and statistical market analysis....oh that doesn't matter. Sharon Brown, slightly taller than me, a brunette with similar build. And from the 'other side of the tracks' which gave her that slightly anarchistic streak which worked both for and against her at various times.
We met at university and were lovers for two years, breaking up for reasons I've already explained. Similar thoughts were probably going through her head as we relaxed after the plates were all empty and the second bottle of wine was open. Silence. Everything said that needed to be said. Pause....not for effect....for whatever happens next.
Sharon spoke first: 'Do you remember when we were together?'
Uh oh, what's coming up now? I immediately became defensive.
'You have that same look on you as you did then, just before we used to tumble into bed' Sharon explained with a smile, a crocodile smile.
At least she's still the one who can take the lead. 'What do you say girl, a cuddle for old time's sake?' Straight out with it, that's Sharon. But at least it was on the table and I hadn't gotten laid in quite a few months.