I slumped onto a leather couch, unconcerned about dignity. I was wearing a backless black halter top, with a boob window, that ended somewhere north of my midriff. My red skirt, which ended barely halfway down my thighs, was so small that even my Devilla side was a little embarrassed to be wearing it. And now I was sprawling myself out on a couch, thighs spread, with my black panties utterly visible to the world. One could safely say that I had given up on modesty as well.
Then again, demon queens weren't actually expected to be modest, were they? Today's outfit was the result of me telling Abigail I wanted to, "dress to impress," and I couldn't deny that it had done the job. At the very least nobody had given me trouble when I demanded entry to the royal vaults, using the excuse that I wanted to take one of our national treasures for my own use.
It had all been for nothing in the end, though. True, I got a fairly decent magic item from it, but my real goal - rereading the Rite of Insight - was a total bust. I had gotten my hands on the spell again, without much issue, but no matter how many times I read the spell nothing more had happened. No light, no darkness, and no insight. That knowledge could have been really useful to me, too, so I was fairly distressed.
"You seem pretty upset," Abigail remarked, walking into the room behind me. "Did your new toy not bring you any joy?"
"It is a national treasure, not a toy," I told her, firmly, frowning. My ancestor had only brought two items down from the heavens, after all, and - putting aside the collar Lucy used on me in the game - they were the only enchanted item I knew of in this world. We'd lost the indestructible sword during the last war, making the item I held even more precious.
Abigail, however, did not look impressed. "Weren't you the one who said you wanted to 'play around with it'?"
"Urk... Is it just me or have you grown more and more pointed in your remarks?" I asked, attempting to change the subject. It was true that I had made a comment along those lines, but it had all been an attempt to keep up appearances. I needed to keep things on track for my people's eventual rebellion.
"Why don't you whip me for misconduct, then?" Abigail suggested. "Or you could put me on the rack in the dungeons. Or you could even paddle my ass a bit during sex tonight. It might even make you feel better."
"What? No. Your insolence aside, I do not see how punishing you would do anything for my mood."
"Really? You always seemed to like punishing people in the past," Abigail pointed out, raising a blonde eyebrow.
"Urk..." She'd gotten me again. "Th-that was then, this is now. I enjoy your company far too much to enjoy punishing you for no reason."
For some reason Abigail looked a little dejected when I delivered that news, her shoulders slumping and her head hanging low. Was it that much of a blow, knowing that someone as reviled as I enjoyed her company?
After a long moment, Abigail let out an even longer sigh. "If you won't punish me, then what
will
help? Do you want to call a musician for a song? You want the chef to cook your favorite meal? It's depressing watching you mope like this."
"I am not in the mood for music right now," I confessed. "And the chefs cannot make my favorite food..." Ahhh, I wanted fries. Potato chips, too. Salty and delicious... I had not had either of them once, as Devilla, but the mere memory of them was enough to make my mouth water. "If only we had oil..."
"Huh? Of course we have oil," Abigail told me.
"What?" I jumped to my feet. "Where does it come from? Why have I not used it yet? Is it expensive?"
"It's peanut oil," Abigail informed me. "And it's affordable, I guess. We haven't used it yet because you're a novice, and I didn't want you splattering hot oil all over yourself. I'm surprised you even knew that you could cook the stuff, and not just, like, pour it on your enemies."
"I learned it from the Rite of Insight," I lied. Lying came with a surprising ease to me, in this life, thanks to years of practice as Devilla. My conscience wasn't entirely at ease with it, but there were some things I just wasn't ready to tell anyone. Like how this world had been used as the setting of a porn game in my last life. "Now what about potatoes? And salt. I haven't seen salt at all."
"I've never heard of... poe-tay-toes?" Abigail informed me. "And we all ran out of salt years ago."
"...Yes, I suppose that would be the case," I sighed. I'd been learning to cook over the last three days, and had added bacon, sausage, and eggs to my repertoire. I'd used a fair amount of spices during that time, too. Apparently we grew the stuff ourselves, alongside all our other food, with the aid of magic. Which was probably actually the crux of the problem. We couldn't
grow
salt.
"Still, I really want to eat something salty," I muttered to myself. "Let's see, salt, salt... I don't even know where to begin with mining the stuff... but there's plenty of it in the sea, right?"
I turned my attention to Abigail, a slow smile slipping across my lips. Abigail's response was to shudder a little, and take a step backwards. A little rude... But I wasn't going to let it bother me. Not when I was so close to an idea. "Abigail. I require a map of the continent. Including our current location and the location of as many human settlements as possible."
"Yeah, that sounds like military intelligence?" Abigail suggested, frowning. "I think you'd need to talk to general Mifa about that."
Ah. The harpy general, on the fortieth floor. It was perhaps obvious to put the fliers in charge of reconnaissance, and even I hadn't been stupid enough to mess that up. Hopefully Mifa had been doing a decent job of it, too, because I'd never really checked.
"Very well," I declared, standing upright. "I shall head to Mifa immediately."
"You can't be serious," Abigail protested. "Aren't there like. Proper channels for this stuff? Shouldn't you be setting up appointments a week ahead of time?"
"Probably," I admitted, shrugging my shoulders. "I will have to ask her to forgive my selfishness, one more time. For the sake of my taste buds - no, my people's taste buds - no, for the sake of the enrichment of our very soul, I swear I shall bring salt to tables across the tower!"
Abigail stared at me for a moment, her mouth opening and closing like a fish. Then her shoulders slumped forward. "I don't care anymore," she mumbled. "The rite must have driven her insane, or something. Or maybe I'm dreaming..."
"You will think you are dreaming when you eat a properly salted dish," I informed Abigail, grabbing her hand and moving toward a nearby window.
Abigail did not resist, and soon I had I unlocked and opened the window. A tickling sensation ran down my back, a moment before my black wings sprouted, and I moved to stand on the windowsill. It was there, however, that I hesitated.
I had flown many times as Devilla. More times than I could count, really. But not once since I'd recovered my memories as Jacob. I knew, intellectually, that the process had not changed. I should be able to do it as easily as I ever had. It was only that it was a touch scary, staring down at a ground so far away and getting ready to step out into nothingness. In fact, I was starting to get just a touch sick to my stomach.
"Is something wrong?" Abigail asked, exasperated.
"N-No," I lied, not entirely able to hide my nervousness. I took a deep breath, and centered myself. "I'll be fine..." I took another deep breath, closed my eyes, and pressed against the windowsill. It was meant to be a small jump, carrying me just far enough out to spread my wings, but I must have misjudged the strength of it because I ended up jumping about twenty feet into the air.
For a moment I hung there, the momentum of my jump tuned perfectly to the gravity of my new world. Then I began to fall, plummeting faster and faster. My eyes were still closed, but I could feel the wind tearing at my body as I fell.
Then my wings pumped, just once, and all movement ceased. It was not like the flight of an actual bird. It did not rely on my strength, or on air currents. It was simply that the act of flapping my wings activated my magic, keeping me afloat with barely any effort at all. It was like a spell - but distinctly not one. For one thing, I could cast other magic while flying. Which was good, since I'd be relying on illusion magic to hide my presence when I was flying above human towns.
"You're flying like a fledgling."
"I do not need the commentary," I grumbled, opening my eyes at last. Abigail was hovering before me. "Do you have the time to waste on such things, anyhow? I do not believe your magic power is strong enough to support prolonged flight."
"I'll be fine. I'll just let myself fall down a bit, and then catch myself. And I'll take breaks at the windows if I need them. That's how I usually do it."
"...That is a terrible way of making it down," I said, flapping my wings to move a little closer to her. Without asking her for permission, I slid my hands about her back and knees, taking her into a princess carry. She let out a little squeak, but didn't resist. "It is a long way down and I refuse to spend it all falling. It would mess with my hair." And give me serious nightmares besides. I had done my fair share of freefalling as Devilla, but now I had little things like the law of gravity screaming in the back of my head and telling me not to take any stupid chances.
"Your hair." Abigail looked like she was torn between laughing and yelling, but settled for simply crossing her arms instead. "You could have at least asked first."
"My apologies. Next time I will."