April 6th, 2038
Bridgette does not pace. She is not a pacer. She is a scientist, a mathematician, and an astrophysicist. She does not fidget, does not waste energy on unnecessary movement, does not waste words on things that do not require saying.
And yet, she is pacing. She is messing with her long ponytail, combing it out with her fingers.
Gianna, meanwhile, is not pacing. Gianna is lounging on their bed in nothing but a tank top and boyshorts, flipping a stress ball in one hand, watching her wife walk a path into the floor.
"You're going to wear a hole in the fuckin' carpet," Gianna comments, twisting onto her side, grinning in that lazy way that makes Bridgette want to throttle her.
Bridgette shoots her a look. "I should be the one saying that to you. You are defending a dissertation tomorrow. You, Gianna. Not me. You. And yet, here you are--sprawled out like an undergrad stoner in a philosophy class."
Gianna smirks. "You should hear how I define consciousness."
Bridgette pinches the bridge of her nose. "God help me."
"God has nothing to do with it," Gianna says cheerfully. "But the Higgs Field as a resistor to time? That's the real shit, babe."
Bridgette groans. "Gigi, you realize this is career suicide, right?"
Gianna flips onto her back, stretching. "Not if I'm right."
"You're not right."
Gianna props herself up on one elbow. "Okay, but what if I am?"
Bridgette stares at her. "You are seriously about to stand in front of a panel of physicists, some of whom have tenure, and argue that time isn't some inherent property of the universe, but is instead a byproduct of the Higgs Field's resistance? That light speed isn't a constant, but rather an artifact of 'DeLuca Drag'? That gravity itself is just a second-order effect of that resistance?"
Gianna grins. "Yeah, babe. I'm gonna argue exactly that."
Bridgette closes her eyes. "Jesus Christ."
Gianna laughs. "You should see the fuckin' equations. Beautiful shit. Like poetry. You wanna look?"
Bridgette throws up her hands. "No! No, I do not want to look at your nonsense equations!"
Gianna pretends to be hurt. "Oh, so now my work is nonsense? That's what you think of me?"
Bridgette presses her fingertips to her temples. "I think you're a crank, Gigi. I think you're a brilliant, infuriating, ridiculous crank. And I think you're about to go in there tomorrow and get laughed out of the goddamn building."
Gianna rolls onto her stomach, chin propped on her hands. "You're worried about me."
Bridgette glares. "Of course I'm worried about you! You're my wife, you absolute menace!"
Gianna grins wider. "You love it."
Bridgette does not dignify that with a response. Instead, she marches over to the desk, grabs Gianna's laptop, and slams it down in front of her. "At least pretend to be serious for five minutes. Go over your defense."