"Truly?" I whispered in a scandalized tone. "They enjoy that?"
Isabel nodded and sipped sagely at her cup of tea. "Look up at them while you lap it off your fingers. They like that best."
I settled back into my chair with an expression of what I'm sure must have been puzzlement. "I had no notion that they found those sorts of things pleasurable."
Isabel quirked a smile. "Remember what I have said, and you should have no difficulty fulfilling your wifely duties." Her eyes twinkled. "As well as filling your mouth."
I gave a rather unlady-like giggle and raised my saucer of tea to hide my mouth. In the company of anyone else I would have felt embarrassed, but Isabel and I had known each other since childhood. Our respective family's manors were adjacent to each other, and we had grown to be fast friends over the years.
We lapsed into companionable silence for a moment as we both sipped tea and meditated on the strangeness of men. "I never did congratulate you," Isabel said suddenly, interrupting the silence. "On your engagement."
Her voice carried an odd note to it, one I never had quite heard before. Nevertheless, I gave a polite nod and said in a mock formal tone: "Thank you, Miss Elliot. I expect to be very happy with Mr. Steele. He is a fine gentleman."
Isabel sipped at her cup of tea and smoothed her skirts with a free hand. Ever since she had been young, smoothing her skirts had been a nervous habit of hers. I frowned. "Is anything the matter, Isabel?"
She glanced up at me and smiled a sweet smile. "Of course not. I am delighted that my dearest friend is soon to be happily wed."
I remained silent and glanced down at my cup of tea. I traced a fingertip along its rim; a nervous habit of my own.
"Do you remember when we were children?" Isabel said in a strange voice, her gaze turned to the light streaming in from the window. "When we used to play house, and I would be the man and you the woman?"
I nodded slowly, unsure what she meant. "We were both very small."
She turned from the window, her eyes resting on me with an unsettling intensity. "I was unsurprised when your engagement to Mr. Steele was announced. You have always been very lovely. Even all those years ago."
I glanced away and smiled uncertainly. "Thank you."
She turned back to the window and spoke a moment later, her voice regaining its light tone from earlier in our conversation. "When he kisses you, be sure to open you mouth. And moan a little. They like that."
"Like this?" I said and pantomimed opening my lips, thankful that the strange moment had passed.
"No." She shook her head, locks of dark hair swishing softly. "Try to move your lips more."
I tried again, but only earned a bemused smile for my troubles. "You really are quite innocent."
"Well," I said, a little crossly, "show me then."
She frowned and lowered her saucer. "What?"