J "Thanks for meeting up with me, I just didn't know who else to call."
T "S'OK, babe. We go back far enough for you to call on me any time for anything."
J "Not that I ever expected this to happen, but, damnit! How could she?"
T "Let it out. You never were hurt so much with a break up. Must be something special to get you so riled."
J "It is. Damn bitch. Damn bitches!
"I should know better than to think some 30 year old had her shit together enough for a long term relationship, but damn!"
"And to find her fucking around with my cousin."
T "I heard rumors about that, but, well I couldn't believe it either, and never thought to say something to you. Wish I had."
J "It's alright, honey. I wouldn't have listened anyway. Just a sagging titted old dyed blonde I guess. Grasping for youth probably."
"And I am not talking about that freak of a cousin of mine."
T "Just how did you find out?"
J "You'll get a laugh out of this.
"Last Valentines I gave the little bitch a portable video player just like mine.