"Bring in the popcorn, please," Jolene called out as she put down the blanket in the living room.
Ronnie brought out the giant bowl from the kitchen. The two of them decided to skip the gym for tonight. "No butter!" Ronnie parked herself next to Jolene on the blanket and popped a kernel in her mouth. "Are you ready for this movie? I bet it's pretty intense."
"It was your idea to embrace the culture," remarked Jolene. The two of them had gotten into pyjama bottoms and t-shirts already in order to enjoy the festivities.
Jolene set the remote to order the movie from the cable box. "I was told that
Tears in the Ocean
was supposed to be relevant to everyone in the lesbian community."
Ronnie grabbed a handful of popcorn and shoved it all in her mouth. "I just better see some tits."
"Ronnie, stop that!" Jolene scolded her. "This movie doesn't need to show nudity to be important to us."
Ronnie chomped away. "Jo-Bear, I appreciate you wanting to get us into the lifestyle, but I have urges." She crept toward Jolene on her hands and knees. "Primal,
lustful
urges that can only be quenched by forbidden desires." She nuzzled Jolene's neck while Jolene looked away. "Conquer me, darling," Ronnie whispered in Jolene's ear.
Jolene finally gave in to the giggles. "Let's just watch, shall we?"
The two of them sat and watched the film. Ronnie was growing impatient. "Come on!" she groaned. "It's been forty minutes, and the wife didn't even make a move on the sailing instructor yet!"
Jolene shot Ronnie a look. "It's about subtext," said Jolene. "Her husband is not being supportive."
"Hang on," replied Ronnie. "The husband has been incredibly supportive. He's the one paying for the sailing lessons, and he's looked the other way while the two of them were out at the bars and hanging out together." She sputtered. "I hate how so many of these movies make the man look like either a complete bastard or a wimp."
"Well, I am enjoying it, so please wait until after," Jolene requested. "Thank you." Jolene was being so reasonable in asking for quiet that Ronnie obliged.
After what seemed like an eternity, the movie ended with implied lesbian sex off-screen. "Oh, come on!" Ronnie chuckled.
"Why do you want to look at other women?" asked Jolene.
"No, I don't have to look at them," Ronnie retorted. "I just figure we can actually see how committed these actresses are to the roles."
"But what did you think of the movie?" pressed Jolene.
Ronnie thought it over. "Okay, I really hate when these kinds of movies have to break up a relationship for the lead to go after what she thinks she wants. It's still cheating even if it's to go after another woman."
Jolene smiled. "So you value commitment above all?"
"Yup," said Ronnie. "And there was nothing wrong with the husband, even if he's a little bland. She could have spiced things up a bit, or even had a threesome if it might have helped."
"What?" asked Jolene. "A threesome in a marriage?"
"Yeah!" said Ronnie. "If they both get enjoyment out of it. It's better than breaking up the marriage. What if she didn't like the instructor three weeks later? She's fucked."
"What if the instructor disliked men?" asked Jolene.
"Oh, right," said Ronnie. "Never thought about that." She pointed a finger at Jolene. "None of that for us! Understand?"
Jolene got a naughty look on her face. "If you say so."
Ronnie laughed, then started to push Jolene down on the blanket. "I mean it!" The two of them embraced and kissed. Ronnie smooched Jolene's neck, making her way down to the middle of her chest. "We should make our own movie."
"Yeah?" giggled Jolene. "What's it about?"
"It's the story of...Bonnie!" narrated Ronnie. "She's a successful vice president of sales, blessed with giant boobs and weighs...a hundred and seventeen pounds!"
"Ronnie..." chided Jolene.
"A hundred and twenty seven," Ronnie corrected. "Anyway, she's captivated one day by...Arlene, the sex-crazed gym bimbo who preys on unsuspecting women."
"I like Arlene," commented Jolene.
"One night, Arlene lures poor, unsuspecting Bonnie back to her home," Ronnie narrated. "Then she plays a really boring-ass movie for her. To pass the time, they fuck. The end."
Jolene laughed. "This movie's pretty scary. I do like the star, though. She has a gorgeous body."
Ronnie kissed Jolene, then felt up her breasts. "I thought up a new movieโit's called
Ronnie Does Her Fiancรฉe
. It stars you, and me, and this soft blanket." Ronnie sat up and took off her shirt. She put her arms around Jolene's neck and looked into her lover's eyes. "Now, you have to have sex with the director before you get the part. Once you get the part, you have to have sex with the directorโ
again
."
Jolene gave a quick smooch to the director. "Well, seeing as I could not provide suitable entertainment tonight, I had better do as instructed." They began to kiss again, then Jolene took off her own shirt. They kissed and rubbed their boobs together. Ronnie let her hands rub up and down Jolene's muscly biceps while Jolene felt up Ronnie's sweet ass.
"Oh God," whispered Ronnie. "I love you, honey. I'm really glad we're doing this." She kissed Jolene again, loving her soft lips and firm body. "It wasn't your fault about the movie!