So here I am, naked, in the bathroom, holding it. How the fuck did I get here? I don't properly recall. Can I back out now? Do I want to? My heart is beating so fast, I swear it is going to come through my chest.
I turn it over in my hands, feeling the material. It feels so alien to me. How can that be?
She'll be back soon.
I make up my mind and hastily rush to put it on. Why won't my fucking fingers work?! I'm all bloody thumbs as I try and work out which way round it goes, and which bits my legs go in. Bloody hell, you need to be a member of Mensa to get the thing on! There! Finally, I stand up, and I'm wearing it. Now to adjust the straps. Again with the clumsy fingers. What is that about? Wow, it's quite comfortable. Do I feel comfortable though? Yeah not too bad, I think to myself with a smile.
God, she's going to be back in a minute. What's she expecting? I am no stud, and I clearly have no clue what I'm doing! Oh, fuck! Well, here goes...
I step out the bathroom door and walk over to the bed. I lie down and then shift position so I am half sitting and half lying. I'm just wondering if I look ok when, bam! the thought occurs to me, should I attach the dildo to the harness? Will I look stupid if I do? Will I look stupid if I don't? Just as I'm working myself into a panic about what to do, in she walks, and I catch my breath.
Seeing me with the harness on she gives me a smile. Oh man, that smile.
I nervously smile back. I should know what to say. I'm usually confident, but this has me so far out my comfort zone.
She saunters over to me and casually picks up the dildo as she passes it. I catch my breath as she trails it up the inside of my leg. "You appear to have missed something, hunny."