This series is a sequel to the earlier work "Riding With Dirty Girls." You can probably get something out of the sex scenes in isolation, but to fully enjoy the story you really need to read Dirty Girls first.
This is a work of fiction. A figment of the author's imagination. It is not meant to be big on realism. It's a fantasy. The culture around world-class women's cycling probably isn't a hotbed of lesbian lust, but wouldn't it be fun if it were?
All characters are fictitious, and any that are involved in sexual activities are over 18.
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Part 07: Heaven and Hell of The North
'All women can be tempted. Well, not ALL women, but all women who like sex - all women who are INTO sex.' So said Maisie with great conviction. 'I mean, how can you not be tempted to try pussy? Even if only out of curiosity.
'I've actually had straight women ask me what pussy tastes like, and I always say, "Well you have one of your own, so you have a pretty good idea." What they really mean is what's it like to eat pussy, and I sometimes open my legs and say "why not give it a try." They don't usually take me up on that kind offer, but I can tell they're tempted. Some are only a little nudge away. I've turned a few heads in my time, I can tell you.'
I saw no reason to disbelieve her. She is that naughty and incorrigible. I wouldn't put anything past Maisie.
On this occasion, she'd called me to congratulate me on my win at De Ronde, and to talk about the big pile-up and its aftermath. Most of the fallers escaped with a few scuffs and scrapes, but her team mate and compatriot Gracie Trent would miss a couple of races with a fractured finger, and Mia and Licia were out for weeks.
'Did you managed to miss the crash Mais?' I asked.
'Yeah, I was caught behind it but didn't go down, so not a problem for me really.'
The interesting thing, from Maisie's point of view was that the absence of Gracie, Mia, and Licia meant that new riders would be selected from their team rosters to replace them, and that meant new opportunities. Like I said: Incorrigible.
On Maisie's team, the new face would be the Irish rider, Sian O'Kane, who was straight, but 'turnable' according to Maisie's Law, hence the conversation about that subject. 'Have you seen her? She's so cute, with those freckles...'
I didn't know Sian, but I was suddenly interested to find out who was replacing Mia on our team. I called Gabi to find out, purely from a sporting perspective, you understand, and it turned out the new rider for this weekend was a Swedish girl called Trude Falskog, who I had only very vaguely heard of. I looked her up on Pro Cycling Stats...
Hm. 27 years old, 165cm and 55kg, so a little shorter and a little lighter than me. Very good-looking, with great cheekbones and a cheeky smile, and she seemed to have dark blonde hair, pulled back tight into a bun or ponytail.
Her palmares was very impressive, with a number of wins in MTB, two national championships in Time Trial, and a couple of podiums in stage races, including the Tour of Sweden, and the Giro Donne.
I decided to call the fount of all cycling knowledge, Molly, to see what she knew: 'Yeh, she's a pretty big name in mountainbike, but she's only recently started concentrating on the road. She's gay too, but last I heard she had a steady girlfriend, so don't get your hopes up.' I smiled to myself. Hm, interesting.
'We are not coming to Roubaix this weekend by the way,' she said, 'even though it's nearby. The weather isn't looking good, and spectating there on a bad day is awful. We'll be watching live on TV though.'
'Yeh, OK.' She couldn't see my sad face.
'Just stay near the front, be aware, and wary, all the time, and you'll be fine.'
'Thanks Mol.'
So, Trude was gay, eh? Hmm, I decided I'd have to find out her relationship status. Maybe Molly wasn't quite up to date. Maybe she was no longer attached, in fact.. free. I was becoming as bad as Maisie. Every girl was a potential free girl.
I called Licia. 'Hey babe, how are you?'
'Doing OK, I guess. Still a bit sore. I'm a long way from getting back on a bike, but I've already been over the road in the gym, pedalling their recumbent-style exercise bike. Lisa, the manager, wasn't keen on letting me in with the sling on, but I gave her a persuasive smile and she gave in. She had to 'supervise' me of course... I'm sure she was eying up my legs.'
'Well they are well-worth eying up... I think I'm a little jealous now.'
'Don't be. She's not gay... At least, I don't think so.'
'What's she like?'
Oh, she's a bit of alright, actually; small, slim, smiley. Nice tight buns in her tracksuit bottoms. Like two polecats fighting in a bag.'
I burst out laughing. 'Oh God, you don't half crack me up sometimes, Liss.'
'Anyway, she was a nice distraction as I sat there pumping away for nearly an hour.'
'Did she watch you the whole time??'
'No, she was floating about, doing gym-manager stuff, but she kept coming back to have another gawp.'
'Well I can't say I blame her. I'd probably be gawping too.'
'Yeh, but you're well known for lecherous behaviour.'
'Hey! Bloody cheek... Says she of the "two polecats in a bag."
'Ha! Well I never said I wasn't just as bad...'
Oh, it always does me good talking to Licia.
'Anyway, your absence, along with Mia and Gracie, has brought three new girls to the classics peloton.'
'Of course. I know Trixi ten Dam is replacing me...
'Trixi ten Dam? Is she?
'Yeh, do you know her?'
'I remember her doing 'cross when I was still a junior.'
'Yeh, she did. We had some great battles.
Who are the others?' she asked.
'Well, Gracie's being replaced by Sian O'Kane, and Trude Falskog is stepping in for Mia.
'Ah, Trude's solid. She's a great add to your team. She's lez too. Did you know?'
'Yeh, Molly just told me. Attached though.'
'Not sure about that. She was going out with that American, what's 'er name...? Lolly Steen, but Lolly's not on the tour this year. Maybe they've split up?'
'Wishful thinking maybe. Anyway, we'll see. I'm not going to Molly's this time. Getting picked up by the team bus at Brussels airport, Friday aft, then it's straight to the team hotel.'
'I'm staying at home - surprise surprise. I'm missing the action already, in more ways than one. Missing you too babe.'
'Get yourself in the gym and see if you can chat Lisa up.'
'Really?'
'Well, you have to have something to stop you getting bored...'
We chuckled. 'See you later, babe.'
'Ciao.'
I felt a bit flat after the call. Somehow, everything seemed mundane and almost melancholy. Obviously, Licia's injury cast a bit of a cloud, but it seemed more than just that. Maybe it was a touch of post-race blues. The hard come-down after the euphoria of my De Ronde triumph. I sensed it was going to be hard to get myself up for Paris-Roubaix.
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Paris-Roubaix Femmes
Roubaix is a very big name in cycling circles. The Paris-Roubaix race is one of cycling's oldest one-day races and one of the sport's "Monuments." Some would say it's the biggest of all the Monuments. It's infamous for mud, multiple sections of very rough cobblestones, punctures, and even broken wheels, frames -- and riders - hence its epithet "The Hell of The North."
The men's race started in the 1800s, and it has a long and chequered history, but the femmes edition has only existed for a few years. It started the year Molly retired, so she never had the chance to do it, something she still laments. I'm sure she would have won it if it had existed a few years earlier.
As always though, the women's race is over a shorter distance. It finishes in Roubaix, in the iconic old velodrome, like the men's, but it doesn't actually start in Paris. Instead, we delicate little flowers start in Denain, almost 200km north of Paris, and only about 50km from Roubaix as the crow flies. It does a few contorted loops around the Denain area, then meanders its way to Roubaix, covering 150km. The men's race is 110km longer and, in truth, the women's edition is a pale shadow. Honestly, it's as if they think that women couldn't possibly cover the same distances as men, which simply isn't true.
It does have 17 sectors of rough cobbles ("pavΓ©") though, and those who have done it say it's plenty tough enough, so who am I to judge as a mere rookie?
I wasn't sure it would suit me because, unlike De Ronde, it has no significant climbs. It's mostly just cobbles -- flat roads -- cobbles -- flat roads, all the way. OK, it's not COMPLETELY flat, but the undulations are minor. This race is not decided by the climbs; it's decided by the cobbles, the weather and, in large part, a slice of luck and, as Molly had said, the weather forecast was bad, with heavy blustery showers on the menu. Oh lovely... Are you detecting a certain lack of enthusiasm?
Anyway, I flew to Brussels on Friday, and rendezvoused with the team bus. My flight was quite early in the day, so there were a few hours of thumb-twiddling as I sat on the bus waiting for other flights to arrive. The girls arrived one by one and I got my first glimpse of Trude when she appeared in the afternoon.