Catch Me
by Inaya Chase
"Lapine."
Max tilted her head and nodded slightly, a look of insidious delight in her wicked eyes.
"I have a word for you too, little one. Run." With that, she drew a gun from inside her coat and pointed it straight at me. Without a moments hesitation, I spun on my heels and bolted for the door behind me. I ducked my head as I breached the threshold, and heard two shots hit the doorframe just behind my shoulder as I made my escape. An inch slower, and I'd be on the floor right now. Without stopping for even a second, I scanned the hallway for any sign of a viable escape. I should have taken the time to memorize these doors as she dragged me in this place.
Maxine Lebeau... When she first showed up three weeks ago on my Hinge, I figured I was being catfished. I didn't expect this. She was too perfect. A butch gentleman lesbian who loved to restore motorcycles and enjoyed music, art, culture....And books. I fell into her trap like a helpless moth to a bright light. She forgot to mention she also had a penchant for murder as an assassin. I don't even know why I followed her into this abandoned mansion from centuries ago. Oh, yes I do: I'm a dumb, trusting little bitch! Stupid! I just don't get why this is happening. Who wanted me dead? What have I done to deserve such hate from someone to want to kill me? As my eyes searched for an escape, my mind searched for answers. I doubt Max will offer any before she puts a bullet in me.
I didn't stop, but looked into each room as I passed them. Then it caught my eye - last door on the right: a wall at the door! Could it be? Yes! A bit of luck. I turned right and ran through the entrance. Suddenly, I felt my foot step too far down, and before I knew it, my momentum and gravity pulled me down into a fall. I landed one floor down, my knees buckling under the force of my drop, and I was face down in a pile of leaves covering a dirt floor. Well, I made it to the basement, apparently. Ow. I laid there for a half second.
"Damnit Emily" I muttered to myself as the pain surged throughout my body. No time for licking wounds. Max will be on my ass in seconds. Not daring to make another sound in my pain, I slowly pushed myself up and limped away from the entrance I just fell through. That must have once been some sort of old lift shaft or laundry shoot or something. Who the hell knows? Above me I could hear the footsteps of Max as she hummed some sort of old tune.
"Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.
Bang, bang, bang, bang goes the farmer's gun."
Really? She's singing a creepy old song as she hunts me down like.....A rabbit, I guess. I knew she loved old fashioned stuff, but I never pegged her as clichΓ©d. I tiptoed down this sort of angle in the floor and squinted to get an idea of my surroundings. I was in an old....store room? There were wooden shelves full of old mason jars, some filled with what I assume were vegetables at one time. On the other end was a wooden table and lots of ancient tools. Must have doubled as a woodshop. Wait. That means....
I turned my eyes leftward and saw it - I could see the light of the moon poking through the old cracks of a wooden door! I slowly stepped my way over to it, trying not to make a noise.
"Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.
Don't give the farmer his fun, fun, fun."
Jesus... That twisted bitch. I reached the door, turned the latch and tried to quietly push it open. The rattle of chains clanged like a siren announcing my presence. Through the light between the cracks, I could make out the presence of a large beam. She must have bolted it shut and chained it there.
"I can hear you in the woodshop, Emily. I'm disappointed! If you think I haven't planned all of this out and covered all the escapes in this place, you obviously don't respect me like I do you. I just don't know. Maybe we should get together - talk about things. You know: discuss the state of our... relationship!" With that last word, her entire torso flipped down through the break in the floor where I fell, and upside down, she quickly aimed at me with her gun and fired three rounds. Without thinking, I ducked and ran out of the way, and they hit the wooden door behind me. I bolted around and scanned for a new escape. Stairs! I darted over and ran up them. They wound around a corner. I ended up staring done another hallway. I ran into the first door on the left. It was an old kitchen. In a flash, I was rummaging through every drawer and opening every cupboard in the room, looking for anything - a knife, a fork...Hell, even an old can of beans I could knock her out with would do!