Friday night
Ernie's was one of the best lesbian bars in the city. Small, it had a lot of character and a few characters who made it a warm, friendly and safe place. It was one of my destinations of choice if I wanted to get laid. Ernie, full name Ernestine, was a butch lesbian. Her ownership of the bar attracted a lot of other butch women and she kept a safe, orderly club. I like butch women so it's a no brainer. Ernie had a taste for femmes, particularly blonde Eastern European women and her current squeeze was Olga, a Russian.
"Mail order," she told me as she poured me a gin from her own bottle. The usual punters got the watered-down stuff. "I found this dating site. Olga wanted a job and, well, who was I to refuse?"
Who indeed? Olga was not the stereotypical Russian beauty. She had Asian eyes, almond shaped, dark brown hair, full lips, big breasts and good legs. I could tell because she wasn't wearing a lot. Enough not to be arrested in the street but still very revealing.
"You're an old dog, Ernie."
"You can talk." We'd enjoyed each other many times in the past but in recent times she had discovered the joys of Eastern Europe. Her eyes indicated to her left. "Check her out. She's new."
I looked to my right and saw the woman in question. She was butch but not too butch, quite tall, slim and short dark brown hair. Her tits were small, as small as mine almost and she wore chestnut-brown flat shoes, khaki cargoes and a pale blue denim shirt, sleeves rolled up to mid forearm and with a button down collar. The clothes did nothing to disguise the athleticism of her body. Ernie spoke to her.
"You should meet Carla, Stephanie. She's a regular and old friend." I looked at Ernie with a question, she never introduces anyone to anyone. She shrugged and carried on polishing glasses.
"Hello, Carla."
"Hi."
"Stephanie," said Ernie enigmatically, "is someone I think you will be glad to meet in more ways than one." With that she wandered to the other end of the bar and started to check out Olga's backside. Who could blame her?
"I actually came looking for you."
"Oh?" Alarm bells were ringing. In my line of work you listen very, very carefully to your intuition. I carry, discreetly, a few means of self-protection in addition to my well-trained self-defence skills and my hand closed around the heavy steel cylinder in the pocket of my linen jacket. It worked as both cosh and additional weight to a good finger strike. I usually dressed to reveal my femme side when I went out, especially if I was looking for sex. My taste for butch women didn't extend to being butch myself. The cream linen jacket was over a pale blue silk camisole and a dark blue skirt.
"It was your former partner, Frank, who suggested here." Her name-dropping made me relax my grip a little."
"Is Frank's hand still bad?" A small test.
"Ever since he had it taken off it's been fine. Call him if you want to check me out. Stephanie Lucas."
Frank had lost his hand during a close protection job we had been doing together. Someone attempting to attack our client had driven over his hand. Frank shot him with the other. Frank was a taciturn man and the most reliable partner I'd ever had in this work. Since that incident and our then client going overseas, my boss had closed his agency and I was now purely freelance.
I looked warily at Stephanie and pulled my phone out.
"Hi Frank. Stephanie Lucas."
"She's fine." That was Frank's equivalent of glowing tribute.
"Okay - call you soon." I put the phone back in pocket. "What did you want to see me about?"
"Frank told me you're the best. Well, what he actually said when I asked him if he knew anyone who might want a job was, 'Carla.' That was enough for me."
I nodded. "How do you know him?"
"He trained me." So, army then. I'd been Navy. "Frank wouldn't give me your number or address, but he said you used to come here. I came here, asked the lady behind the bar and she said you still do. So, I got lucky."
"Not many people call Ernie a lady. What do you want?"
"Another gin would be nice." She did a thing with her eyebrow which was cute. I tapped my glass on the counter and Ernie came over. "A couple more please, Ern."
Ernie sniffed, "I'll go broke if you tell anyone else about my bottle." She poured us two generous gins and placed bottles of tonic on the counter then returned to continue her examination of Olga.
Without asking I wandered across to a table and sat, making sure she could see my legs. It pays to advertise. She sat facing me and lent forward a little.
"Are you busy at the moment?"
I waved my glass around, indicating the bar. "Nobody else has my attention."
"I meant, are you working?"
"No, I'm not."
"Do you want to?"