One of my best friends is Taneesha Williams. There is no glamour to the fact that Taneesha is one of D. C.âs street whores. I met her one evening while waiting for an informant in an all night diner on the wrong side of town. I am a statuesque woman, 6â2â, with pendulous hips. I also do not have a spare ounce of flesh on my body due to my rigorous workouts, and regular tennis, racquetball, and golf games. Taneesha, however, was thick and juicy. Iâm the palest, milky whit with inky, black curls that fall below my waist. Taneesha is the darkest shade of black and completely bald. Her make-up is heavy, her clothing is skimpy, tight, flashy and trashy, and she is salty and loud.
Her pimp is her father, Jacob. He is a merciless bastard that defies science by staying alive after nearly thirty years of heroin usage. After an hour of waiting, I paid my bill, added a hefty tip, paid the kids watching my car and was about to drive away when Taneesha came lurching out of the alley, her tall, scrawny father kicking her all the way.
I have now idea from where my sudden idealistic impulse came. I simply rolled down my window and hollered, âHow much?â
Jacob was desperate and I was wide awake. Two hundred dollars and I could have her for the rest of the night. Taneesha stepped into my car, hollering insults at her father while I drove away slowly.
After fifteen minutes of driving, Taneeshaâs breathing had calmed. âSo, Miz Dyke,â she challenges me, searching through her enormous bag, âI think all I got in her is maybe a six incher. It that going to do you?â
About that time, we drive past my favorite adult shop, and I found a parking space down the block. This bookstore is protected, in a manner of speaking. One didnât have to worry about getting oneâs picture snapped or oneâs car towed.
I smiled over at Taneesha. âNot by a long shot, girl.â I walked around the car to open her door for her. She stood, in her gold stilettos, with her cheap gold lame skirt that just barely covered her ass with matching gold lame halter top. I moved slightly to allow her out of the car and shut the door behind her. Looking down at my prize, I smiled a little bit. âWhy do you shave your head?â
After a couple minutes of attitude, Taneesha finally admitted, âMen are rough with a sister anyways. Now they canât pull my hair, too.â
âFair enough.â I held my arm out. After a momentâs hesitation, Taneesha giggled a little bit and took my arm. âSeymour Herringâ is a D. C. establishment. Thereâs something for everyone here. The only rule was âNo Means Noâ.
We perused the merchandise, finally deciding on a thick, black, nine inch strap-on, lube, condoms, and a large booth at the peep show. We had five roll of quarters and were ready for action. We walked downstairs to our assigned booth and Taneesha was very quiet. I pulled the straight back chair to the window and put a couple of quarters into the slot. The partition raised and we were witness to a couple of Asian girls stripping and dousing each other with squirt guns. I began to take off my skirt and Taneesha stood. âOh, no, darling. You just sit there and watch the juvenile delinquents while I get ready for you.â Taneesha blinked. She muttered something under her breath before shrugging and returning her attention to the floor show.