Chapter One
(Wednesday 6th October 1999)
This time around, as an experienced and savvy final year student, Angie had deliberately skipped most of Freshers' Week, arriving back at uni the Thursday before autumn term officially began. First thing she noticed on her return was a set of posters everywhere she looked. Make that posters "and fliers" everywhere she looked. All simplistic yet professionally prepared, featuring bold white letters on a black background, the notices had ensured everyone knew there was a new society in town.
GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, one of the earlier ones read, WATCH THIS SPACE AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT MISS OUT!!
A more recent one proclaimed: COMING SOON TO A UNIVERSITY NEAR YOU!!
Like everyone else, Angie had wondered what the score was. Gossip on Lesbians' Corner was easy to come by but not exactly informative. The publicity was all on behalf of the "Girls' Society" (the name given in small print on every bit of blurb). Some new starter was behind it, the gals agreed. Judging by the efforts already expended, that new starter had done this sort of thing before. Therefore she had to be a mature student, most likely one with a grudge against LGBT.
In other words she had to be an older, "alternative" lezzie . . . which was, to say the least, interesting as a concept.
Not that anyone actually knew anything about the Girls' Society's aims and ambitions. Heaps of newly printed fliers appeared on the tables in the Corner every day, without fail. From that it seemed logical to assume lesbians and bisexuals were being targeted. But there again, new fliers appeared in heaps in dozens of other locations around the campus every day as well. So maybe it had nothing to do with orientation; maybe it was a feminist sort of an affair. Whatever it was, it definitely did not include guys. That had been clear from the latest posters, announcing an actual, physical meeting.
WEDS 6TH
MAIN LECTURE THEATRE ON F FLOOR
ALL WILL BE REVEALED AT 7:30
BRING YOUR OWN REFRESHMENTS
B THERE OR B SQUARE
DON'T MISS THE GIRLS ONLY EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Normally Angie would have turned her nose up at such amateur dramatics, but something about the Girls' Society campaign resonated. In fact it wasn't amateurish at all. The public announcements had been printed on good quality paper. The outlay must have been considerable. And if the messages in the ads had been corny, hadn't they been deliberately so?
She's been toying with us, Angie decided. She's dragged it out on purpose. It's been a sophisticated version of the old don't-open-the-box trick.
And it's worked. Pandora would be proud of the little tease . . . Whoever she is.
Truth was, after a fortnight of wondering and in common with everyone else (male as well as female), by now Angie desperately wanted to see what was hidden inside.
She also wanted to know more about the "Girls Only Extravaganza", naturally. Girls were a speciality of hers. She couldn't just wait and hear it second-hand. No way could she possibly "miss out".
So here she was, up on F Floor at twenty past seven, surprised by the mass of humanity swarming in the same direction.
The organizer had, she conceded as she took a seat, done well to secure such a venue. Most of the many clubs and societies had to settle for poky little meeting rooms, hired by the hour. This was one of the largest lecture theatres in the whole university, with seating for over a hundred. And Angie had personally done well to bag one of the last freely available seats. The dozen tiered rows were already packed and scores of latecomers were standing in the aisles.
There's two hundred in here, she reckoned, at least. Don't tell Elf and Safety, for gawd's sake!
Looking down to the right of the lectern she saw a petite, punky girl at the door, turning away more latecomers with a winning smile.
'Wait outside,' the punkette said. 'Half an hour and I'll do it all again. It's not in the programme, but I'll do it, I promise.'
The girl wasn't at all what Angie had expected. Going along with the mature student theory, she had been expecting a tall, composed blonde who was undoubtedly in charge. What she was seeing was a tiny eighteen-year-old with spiky black hair a la Siouxsie Sioux, and wearing a loose-fitting, vivid yellow NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS sweatshirt, along with purposefully ripped jeans.
She was most definitely in charge, though. Arriving behind the lectern at seven thirty precisely, facing an audience of hundreds, she tapped her microphone and coughed dramatically.
'Testing, testing; one, two three. Can you hear me at the back?'
She grinned as a dozen of the standees behind the seated area confirmed she was loud and clear.
'Good,' she went on. 'Thank you for all coming. Now, before we go any further, please all examine the person next to you, physically if necessary. Just to make sure we don't have any undercover spies, if you know what I mean.'
Everyone present made a show of looking closely at her neighbour, checking for men. No spies were detected and, introducing herself as "Rachael", Miss Spiky Hair got down to brass tacks.
Chapter Two
Rachael proved to be a great public speaker. She got her message across quickly and capably and, if serious and passionate, still raised a few laughs along the way. As Angie understood it her vision was for everyone to fully embrace women's issues whilst enjoying themselves as much as possible.
'I'm not talking about a feminist society,' she explained, 'although I do expect all of the members to be feminists. And I'm not encouraging anyone to go round looking for trivialities to protest about. Most of the time I expect our meetings will be no more than a good old chinwag, followed by drinks in the bar. We'll only spring into action when there's good reason.'
A hand went up at the back. 'LGBT do all this. Aren't you just duplicating their work? Or have you a different agenda?'
'LGBT are only fifty percent female,' Rachael replied smoothly. 'Don't get me wrong; I joined LGBT on the very first morning of Freshers' Week. I intend to attend all their meetings and I will timetable Girls' Society meetings so they never clash. It's that fifty percent that worries me, though, not to mention the divisions and sub-divisions. And, of course, it doesn't necessarily follow that LGBT always looks after straight girls' interests; not in the first instance, anyway.'
'There's a lesbian association too,' someone else observed. 'They devote a hundred percent of their time to female issues.'
'I joined that as well,' said Rachael. 'But the same argument goes. They may not always look after the interests of straight girls. And I'm stressing the "may". Obviously both the existing organizations are in existence for the greater good. Think of the Girls' Society as their belt and braces. With any luck we'll hardly ever have to step in. But when we do, we'll step in with a vengeance. Our motto is going to be: "Equality at all costs."' She laughed. 'Or should it be "Girls just wanna have fun"?'
A blushing redhead timorously put up her hand. ''The gay aspect is rather confusing,' she squeaked. 'Are you saying you need to be at least bi to join the Girls' Society?'
'Equality at all costs,' Rachael repeated. 'I happen to be a lesbian but I'll welcome everyone with open arms.' She chuckled. 'By that I mean in a friendly way, not an inexcusably forward way. I promise that I won't grope anyone who isn't up for a groping.'