My name is Fatima Janice Simone. A big and tall, alright, forthrightly fat and proud black femme fatale from the hood. My body is thick, my breasts are large, my hips are wide and my butt is huge. It's called a ghetto booty for a reason, you know. What are my awesome dimensions? 36-42-67. Read them and weep. I stand six feet four inches tall and weigh three hundred and eighty pounds. And I have a sixty-seven-inch plump black booty. The kind of huge and awesomely fat ass that both men and women can't help but stare at. Last but not least, I carry a twelve-inch black dildo that's been known to make all kinds of women squeal in orgasmic delight. I call it my Super Cock.
What do I do all day? Well, when I'm not chasing bitches to get some pussy from them, I'm a drug dealer. One of the best drug dealers in the city of Boston, folks. One of the very best. I sell high-quality dope to whoever happens to have the cash. And I also grease the pockets of the local policemen so they stay off my back. I have a love-hate relationship with the local policewomen. I ran into a big, red-haired policewoman named Brenda O'Shea at a lesbian bar once. She's one of those bitchy Irish-American policewomen from the Boston Police Department. Always harassing drug dealers and dope pushers. She's a real bitch. However, that night, I made her my bitch.
I saw Brenda O'Shea sitting at the bar, drinking a bottle of Petrone. I ordered myself a Forty, and chugged it down while spitting game at her. Yeah, even when you're a lesbian, you got to know how to spit game at females. They're not going to give it up to you just because you've got tits and a pussy like they do. Lots of bi-curious females like a woman who's a little bit on the masculine side. That's why butch black women like myself get tons of pussy in the hood. I seduced Brenda, and we went to the ladies room together for some fun.
I sat Brenda on the toilet seat and spread her plump white thighs wide open. I breathed in the smell of the big white woman's hairy pussy. Thankfully, she was clean. Lots of females aren't very clean down there. I slid one finger into her pussy, and she gasped. I laughed, and continued to finger her snatch while sucking on those big tits of hers. I worked my magic and in no time, I had the plump white woman screaming my name. I made her cum again and again. Later, I had my way with her. I put her on all fours and donned my strap-on dildo. I fucked her from behind, slamming the dildo deep into her. Brenda screamed in pleasure as I fucked her brains out. I fucked her until she begged for mercy. Then, I pressed a button on my mechanized dildo, releasing hot artificial cum deep inside her. The bitch was stunned. I laughed. It was fun. Afterwards, I left her there and went looking for some new pussy.
Yeah, I meet tons of interesting people in my job. It's not always fun and games, though. I've been known to get into brawls with other dealers, both male and female, who invade my territory. I got to make a living, know what I mean? I can't have them stealing my business. It's just not proper. I'm into contact sports and I used to take lessons in Boxing and Karate, so I know how to fight. Just in case things get a little rough, I've got my switchblade and a colt forty five. They're my very own personal bodyguards, know what I mean?
When I'm not working, I'm practicing the ancient sport of muff diving. Usually between the legs of some plump beauty who's exploring her bisexuality or awakening to her inner lesbianism. I totally love sex. And I am good at it. Not all lesbians are good at eating pussy, you know. Some men eat pussy better than some women, believe it or not. I's not a gender specific talent. It's a work of art and you've got to practice. I work at it all the damn time. That's just the way I get down, know what I mean? Down here in the hood, there's not much to do. Except smoking dope, fuck around and fight. Often all at once. This is how we roll around here, folks. That's life in the hood for you. Stick around and enjoy the fun.
