NOTE 1:
This is a Nude Day 2012 contest story so please enjoy and vote.
NOTE 2:
Thanks to Estragon for copy-editing and catching a couple of plot flaws in the original draft and LaRascasse for plot suggestions.
Best Friends Become More
They saw "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas" and Zoey argued the same theory while we were in Amsterdam. "Seriously Mia, stop being such a prude, you only live once."
I shook my head. "You got to be kidding me. You want to go to a nude beach?"
"What else should two hot ladies do on Nude Day?" she shrugged, finishing her third free drink, courtesy of three different guys trying to get in her pants.
Zoey was a twelve out of ten. She had black as night hair, emerald green eyes, ruby red lips and dimples that made her look both innocent and seductive at the same time, an oxymoron that seemed impossible, yet true. If her face was beautiful, her body made men drool even more. Her 40D breasts defined gravity, and just as much as her breasts showcased her upper half, her curved, toned ass perfected her bottom half. Although she was short, only 4'11, her legs were enhanced by her obsession with stockings and five inch heels. She was a goddess and she knew it. She had used her looks to get through high school, get out of speeding tickets, get us upgraded to first class on the flight here and a trillion free drinks for her and her wallflower friend.
While Zoey was the outgoing one who was up for anything, I was the conservative one who was always there to protect her from herself. I wasn't ugly, a solid seven, but when sitting beside a Picasso, I looked like the picture a grade one made for Mother's Day...cute, but forgettable. I have dirty blonde hair, brown eyes and at 5'8, I am a giraffe when compared to Zoey. While she wore heels to make herself taller and accentuate her legs, I always wore flats and usually jeans or shorts. My breasts were non-existent, never blossoming like my grandmother said they would...at twenty-one I was still wearing an A-cup. My ass was my best feature I was told, especially in volleyball shorts.
Now many would wonder how Zoey and I became friends, being so different in almost every way, but isn't that always the case?
She was an extreme extrovert, while I was an extreme introvert wishing I was an extrovert.
She was sexually promiscuous while I had exactly three boyfriends, two who I had slept with (three if you count a blow job at a party when I was really drunk...so drunk I don't recall the encounter).
She dresses like a high class call girl while I dress like a jock.
She barely graduated high school and if it wasn't for a couple blow jobs to nerds who wrote her essays she may not have, while I finished with honors in every class.
She was a cheerleader while I was a volleyball and basketball player.
That said, we did have some things in common: we both loved to travel (we spent at least two weeks every year travelling, although this was our first foreign trip together), we both loved eighties movies (Sixteen Candles being a favorite of both of us), we both loved the Backstreet Boys (it was our first concert), we were both sarcastic and we both believed in fate (the belief that things happen for a reason.). Of course, after what happened the next day, we assumed the Goddess of fate was smiling down on us.
Sarcastically I quipped, "Why don't we find some sexy stud and spend Nude Day in a sweaty threesome?"
Ignoring my sarcasm, as she was apt to do when it was aimed at her, she purred, "Now you are talking."
"I was kidding," I sighed, before adding, "there is no way in hell you are getting me to go to a nude beach, especially with you."
"Well, I am going," she announced, in the decision is made and that is that tone, before adding, "It's on my bucket list."
I snapped, "Everything is on your bucket list."
She countered right back, "Better than having no bucket list."
The sarcastic exchanges going full throttle. "I have no time for a bucket list, I live through yours." Once I said it I realized that, sadly, that was the case.
"Well then," she suggested, "it is time to create your own bucket list."
"No way," I protested, but she was already pulling out a piece of paper.
"Let's see," she pondered. "Write a best selling novel."
She pulled me in with my actual goal in life. I demanded the addition, "Yes, but without selling out."
"Fine," she agreed. "Now what else?"
In machine-gun fashion, while finishing a bottle of wine, the two of us created a realistic list of over fifty things to do before I die (including meet my ancestors in Italy, be the guest speaker at major event, meet John Green my favourite author, etc...), before she shifted the suggestions to the gutter. "Fifty-seven, get gangbanged."
"Fuck off," I shot back, "isn't that your number three?"
"Seven actually, three is sex in every major city in the world."
"Amsterdam is a major city," I pointed out, instantly regretting it.
"Exactly why we need to go out for Nude Day," she countered.
"Like you need to go anywhere to get laid," I replied. "Just go to the bar downstairs and you could be horizontal in no time."
"Actually, I like to be on top." She smiled, before saying, "I am going for a shower. I expect at least five sexual things added to your incredibly boring bucket list."
Being factitious, I made an absurd list:
1. Get fucked by all five members of the Backstreet Boys (although that one I would probably actually do if the opportunity presented itself)
2. Do a live strip show
3. Have sex in public
4. Be blindfolded and used as a sex slave
5. Dyke out
Looking at the list, I laughed to myself at how absurd my suggestions were, even though each had been a fantasy of mine at one point or another. I flipped on the TV and was shocked to learn a storm warning was being issued for Amsterdam for later tonight. I suppose it made sense it was sauna hot today and such heat often is followed by a storm.