[AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you like the pure dialog approach, please check out my member page for more such submissions β each having the description: "
Conversation with a muse
." Constructive feedback is much appreciated, as is gushing praise. Thanks. ~ Imp]
Hello! Anybody home?
"Well, good evening, Imp! My, but it's been a while."
I know, and I'm sorry. I've been very busy, but you've been on my mind an awful lot lately.
"That's nice to know. Are you going to write about me today?"
I'd like to. Are you ready?
"Uh huh. Willing and able, too. What's it going to be this time?"
Oh, I don't know. What's your preference? Tempestuous or tender? We could go either way.
"We? I hope that means you'll be joining me."
I was thinking about it. It's been a while since I've written in the first person, and you are fantastic company. Would you like that?
"Damned silly question, Imp."
Okay, good. What are we going to do this time? I'm searching for a plot.
"Pfffft! Must we have a story line? Why don't you just take me against a wall?"
Mmmm. You know I want to β perhaps way too much to write it well. But I will, someday. I promise.
"Well then, why not finish that tender '
Domestically Blissed
' piece you started a few months back? It was really coming along quite nicely."
Too sappy.
"How can you say that? We were headed for the shower! That is NOT my definition of sappy."
Shower scenes are a dime a dozen.
"But we've never done one together. Don't make me pout, Imp."
Pout? You? Give me a break!
"I want you in the shower!"
And I, you. Next time. What's our story line today?
"Well, if you're not going to lather me up in the shower, what about giving it to me hard with that big pink jelly vibrator you just bought?"
Damn, woman! I haven't even used it myself yet.
"What a way to break it in, then!"
Oh, I totally agree. I'll add it to our 'To Do' list. I'm not in the mood for toys today, though.
"YOU asked ME what I wanted, remember?"
So I did. Perhaps you'd like to write this one, smart ass.
"Would you let me?"
I might. I'll admit that I'm intrigued.
"Anything goes?"
Now I'm REALLY intrigued. What do you have in mind?
"Uh uh, girlfriend. No hints. You take your chances."
Okay, go for it. But keep in mind that the readers expect more than just stroke.
"Feh! Who gives a shit about the readers? My primary objective is to get you off."
Sounds good to me. Have at it, love. I'll type as long as I can keep my hands out of my pants.
"Okay. Let's see. Um ..."
Well? I'm waiting.
"Be patient. I'm thinking."
I'm thinking, too. I'm thinking about holding your ass while I tongue fuck you.
"Oh, damn! In the shower?"
You're stuck on that shower, aren't you? Okay. Okay. In the shower.
"Finally! Are you squeezing β hard?"