Light filtered into the small hotel room, was it morning? The events of the past night were somewhat blurred, but only for a moment. I peered to the left and saw Tanya sleeping soundly, curled up in a ball. Cautiously, I looked to my right. There was Chris, sprawled out like he owned the place. I was mortified.
It had all started out innocently enough...Tanya, Chris, and I were really close in high school and Tanya had come down from college to visit us. She didn't want to stay in one of our dorms so she and I rented a hotel room. Since we aren't 21, it had to be a pretty seedy hotel, one that didn't care who stayed as long as they had money.
A couple other friends came by the room too, bringing beer and liquor for amusement purposes. Tanya and Chris don't drink so their buzz came on pretty quickly. Diana and I had more experience drinking and we began egging them on, getting them to take shots of rum and chase it with soda. Chris decided to stay over since he was too drunk to drive home. This worried me.
All of a sudden, Tanya takes out a book she brought. She hands it to me and tells me to read the marked pages. At this point reading is pretty difficult, but I try anyways. "Ok, ok, stop making me laugh, here I go, SIGH 'He pulled at her bodice, revealing an ample milky white bosom. She cried out, half in terror, half in pleasure. He kissed her hard, and felt her body go limp with submission. Alexander thrust his hand under her skirt only to find her soaked in juices. He knew she wanted it.' Oh my god Tanya what is this hahahah"
"Isn't it hilarious?? It is a romance novel set in like the 1500s or something...wait no 1400s...I don't know, I think Alexander is a knight or something..." We all looked at each other and just burst out laughing. Tanya has the most random things.