My involvement of the history of the All Asian Sexfighting Championship followed by my reporting of two prolonged pre championship sexfights to determine top ten rankings, some bizarre Japanese activities and an aside with my protΓ©gΓ© and a Japanese.
The All Asian Sexfight Championship host city rotated and the 2008 event was being held in Jakarta at the Mercure Convention Centre Ancol; its only international resort hotel, complete with a private beach. I felt out of place in my cargo pants and T-shirt as I soaked in the atmosphere courtesy of my lifetime Gold Pass. A field of 32 meant 30 matches to watch before the grand final and I was looking forward to the first knockout round of 16 matches. With the first eight seeds matched against the lowest-ranked, these would mostly be one-sided contests, though sometimes a quick-rising, in form newcomer pulled a surprise against an overconfident seed. However, the other eight contests often produced close hard-fought round one matches.
I looked around at the other attendees: money, power and people reeking of sexual magnetism. I had none of them, but I could look and dream. Rich Asians: Hong Kong Gangster types with their multiple girls; thick, gold chained successful Chinese businessmen flaunting their wealth, with their plain peasant wives from the time before they were rich (now expensively dressed), in attendance to stop their husbands from finding a young gold-digger; sleazy looking Thais with their thin high cheeked slutty wives; uniformed generals with aviator sunglasses and younger uniformed "girlfriends"; trendily dressed Vietnamese men and their dressed to kill female company; Filipino middle-aged men with their scantily clad, bargirl girlfriends; sophisticated European dressed Singaporeans and Taiwanese; nouveau rich Chinese trying to show off their wealth gained at the expense of the peasant masses and Koreans with their surgery enhanced partners; black-suited Japanese corporate types and their clones the Yakuza members. They were all there today, looking forward to the ten days of contests.
In fact, there were more waiters and lackeys here in Jakarta than the competitors and audience combined at the first contest. Yes, it was a far cry from 1968 when, on one Uni holiday in Singapore with my best Friend at Melbourne Uni, Four (short for "Four Eyes" as he was a bespectacled Chinese from Singapore), I thought up the idea. Naturally, that gave me 75% and Four 25% of the rights and any profits. Four gladly accepted this as I had convinced him we most probably would be making a loss which would be mostly mine to pay.
After two Sunday visits to the shopping malls, where the overseas servants gathered on their Sunday half-day off, we had the "All Asia 1968 Sexfight Championship" competitors. Some time on the Telex machine, because this was pre-internet, and I had the TV rights sold cheaply to a free to air TV station in Italy where anything is broadcast late at night. Four and I had registered the concept, name and other names that included Asia and sexfight. We were the owners of the Asian sexfight circuit. Sounded good but, in reality, we had lured by the money we offered, 11 Filipina, 9 Indonesian, 4 Vietnamese, 2 Thai and 5 Malay women and Four's Singaporean girlfriend. All were servants based in Singapore, except Four's girlfriend whom he was trying to dump and I talked her into competing as a win would get her back into his life and, more importantly to her, back into his wallet. The advertising said an All Asia field of 32 who had devoted their lives to being the All Asian Sexfight Champion. Hahaha. All but one were hired servants living within a 4 km radius of each other.
On the day of the event, 30 of the 32 turned up at the hotel room so we rushed across to the large restaurant opposite to try to get 2 waitresses (unfortunately higher priced than the servants) as they finished the lunch shift to make the field of 32 we needed for the knockout competition. One of them agreed to compete but then the owner heard and to our amazement entered herself. With myself refereeing and doing voice-over and Four videoing it on a Pye Mk 3 black and white ex-professional TV camera we borrowed from a pawn shop on the false premise of testing before buying we recorded the action. But the event itself was real. Two Filipinas were disqualified for cat fighting during their sexfight, and after a long quarter-final, one Filipina gave her defeated sister the Filipina fist fuck, fisting her arse and cunt as the defeated sister ate her. Again, to our surprise, the last entrant, the 37-year-old Singapore Restaurant owner Ong Wee Soo, won. As a sidenote, Four's girlfriend made it to the semi-final and eventually became his wife.
And then it happened. A Japanese tourist group in Italy saw a repeat on cable TV at 3am in the morning. A Vietnamese ex boat refugee, now Singapore Beauty Salon owner heard from her servant, one of the contestants. Ong Wee Soo proudly displayed her cup and Victory photos from all her fights in the event, especially her final victory over Thu Nguyen, a Vietnamese servant. We started getting enquiries, mainly from rich Singaporeans who had visited the Restaurant but also Japanese, Vietnamese and Filipinas. Six months later I ran the 2nd Championships using a knockout system to challenge the titleholder, Ong Wee Soo. A fresh and rested Ong Wee Soo easily defeated a tired, drained wealthy Singaporean 45-year-old in a very one-sided, disappointing final and she added both more photos to her wall.
I went back to the original format for the 3rd Event six months later where we had more than 32 entrants and only needed to hire eight servants on a Sunday excursion to make a field of 64, necessary for a working knockout system, just as in a tennis tournament. This was notable for the winner a 37-year-old Vietnamese servant Lien Tran beating her employer, a 42-year-old Singaporean Chinese married to a surgeon in the final and showering her in the traditional Vietnamese Piss ceremony. A fluid, non-settled, and dare I say manipulated draw, enabled this dream final. It was rumoured and later proved correct she took the employer nonstop for four hours in every room of the mansion they shared as owner and servant, finishing in the woman's bedroom before an astonished and appreciative surgeon. She then finished her sex marathon with him in front of his wife whom she quickly replaced after a messy divorce.
Six months was too short a time break, so I changed it to an annual event and after three years it was a genuine annual All Asia Sexfight Championship with the rules mostly as we now know them with a field of 32 seeded by results during the year from a pool of 256. All from number 1 up to 64 had to both challenge and accept a challenge at least once within a three-monthly period. Above 64 it was a two monthly challenge to rise plus a defence their existing position. Non meeting of these rules carried a loss of 25 positions. Obviously with the travel involved the contestants had to be either rich or sponsored. The contests that decided the result were selected from the official list of 69 events. 69, not by luck, surprise, surprise. Each contestant offered 5 contests ranked in order and the two highest that both offered became the contest. If there was no matching contest, then a random event would be selected.
After the eighth year, I had a successful though still underground niche product and then Four and I received an offer from some individuals in Bangkok that we couldn't refuse. Actually, there were more generous than I first thought when Four and I were summoned (yes that's the right word) by 6 black-suited, white-shirted with thin black ties, complete with dark sunglasses individuals to a one-way meeting about the future of the event. To my surprise not only were we allowed to continue living we actually received some cash. Four used his share to start his business career and is now a wealthy Singaporean enjoying their low taxes. Me, to quote George Best "I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted." But I did end up with a lifetime gold pass to any future contest.
The latest development has been a flood of entries from the nouveau rich in China, especially from Shanghai, and a determination by the Japanese to dominate sexfighting as they did catfighting. This was challenging the imbalance of the Vietnamese and to a lesser extent, Singaporean numbers in the ranked sexfighters. The Filipinas dropped off quickly once I moved from local servants and a contestant needed financial security to compete.
As I looked around the venue in Jakarta, I thought back to the last event my gold pass had taken me to. The 18-year-old Indonesian servant accompanying me then was a long way from her countryside upbringing and shipment to Jakarta as an unpaid servant. Sent there so she did not have to be fed by her family and with the hope she might find a husband. Now she was my future goldmine due to her natural sexfighting skills and my ability to pick opponents and manufacture bets.
Annisa Kalalo and I entered The Tokyo Conference Centre Shinagawa in Tokyo.
She was 4ft 10 and 85 pounds and stood 5 ft 3 in her heels). A pretty, dark face, now heavily made up was framed by short hair. Her 29A 18 28 inch body was covered by a black semitransparent bib like front cover which hung from a gold chain circling her neck and which left her back and sides bare. A micro-mini which started half an inch below her slit was skin-tight for 4 inches from the top and then was flared with pleats for the remaining 2 inches. Two months before she was living in a small Javanese village in a hut with dirt floors. Now she was on five-inch heels entering, a Tokyo property that featured 18,632 square feet of meeting space with ten state-of-the-art conference rooms, including a boardroom, eight breakout rooms and a large hall accommodating up to 1500 guests; ergonomic chairs; continuous refreshment breaks; as well as Benchmark's signature audiovisual services. All because I thought she had the potential to be a top sexfighter and earn me money.
We were greeted at the door by a bunch of Japanese women, socks bunched at the ankles, ultra-short, navy blue pleated skirts, and transparent white sailor top blouses. A parody on the loose socks uniform pics everywhere on the internet. Instead of bowing in the manner of the official greeters in Japanese department stores, they lifted their skirts to display tight white cotton briefs with a red sun on them., the centrepiece of the "Hi-no-maru" (Japanese national flag). To me it was cringeworthy., yet the Japanese men attending couldn't stop looking, pointing and lingering at the lineup waiting to greet them.
I flashed my gold card to gain entry to the night's competition and after the card was passed up the chain till it eventually met a person who could make a decision, was then passed back down the chain and Annisa and I gained admittance to the vast hall. With the resurgence of Japan in the last few years due to sponsorship from the 10 largest Japanese companies, Toyota, NTT, Honda, Nissan, etc, tonight had two of the final pre-championship seeding fights involving Japanese on the menu. One was a contest to determine if a Japanese would remain in the top ten, the other to see if a Japanese would gain a spot.
Miyu Watase aged 32 was ranked 9 in the world and she had carried the flag for Japan as its sole top 20 international sexfighter for the past bleak years. She would be facing a challenge from Wang Fei, a 22-year-old Chinese from Shanghai. The other contest featured Saomi Aizawa who at 41, although old to be starting her career, was sponsored by Toyota where she worked and had been first selected and then trained with Japanese single-minded purpose and science. She was undefeated since starting sexfighting and was now ranked fourteen. She was challenging the 45-year-old number world ten, the Bangkok based ex Vietnamese boat refugee, Xuan Nguyen, current world team champion and number 2 in the 45's.