Reflecting on my recent tryst has made shit smelling sex more convenient. Only a few hours drive away. A new dimension in fulfillment of sexual decadence. Evelyn added a shit loving partner. Nancy added a shitaholic indecency. Margaret has added convenience, almost instant gratification. My sex life, for an old dyke, has hit a trifecta.
Not much to complain about in my masturbation regimen. Real memories to enhance old fantasies. A slight anterior prolapse reminds me that I am getting older and a bit wetter in the urinary incontinent category. I have made lemonade from the occasional leakage. My wipes give me an appreciation of the erotic odor of stale piss. Fecal aroma is still the sexier smell.
When I received Margaret's invitation to visit her at her home in Jackson County it was a long and rambling missive recounting our fecal frolic. Peggy promoted the beauty of her bucolic area. She lives on a small horse ranch. As an aside she mentioned the aroma of horse manure wafting in the air as one of her pleasures. Besides human shit that is the only other animal excrement that I find attractive.
Busy as I am with home upgrade projects since retiring I wanted to get together. She suggested a day or two overnight at her place.
In Europe the first flush of sharing fecal lust with Evelyn had thrown my usual caution to the wind. When we spent a few days at Mykonos we frequented quaint but remote locations. I have a paranoid side that lights up in regard to sexual hideaways. Sex and violence sometimes coexist. Rare among women lovers, but not unknown.
The cautionary note is embedded in my brain. Career has made me analytical and prone to forecast different outcomes to solve current situations. The response to Peggy was ardently affirmative. I do want to document where and when I am going. Particularly in Autumn this part of Wisconsin is lovely, but remote. A gift is appropriate for the invitation. Stinky cheese sets the right message. After all this is cheese country. An assortment sent ahead of my arrival documents my whereabouts. Premium limburger is disgusting to many but sensual to us. So I have taken care of my sex bunker thoughts. I reward myself with an index finger in my ass to inhale my shit.
Texting is my preferred communication. It is more impersonal than the phone. It is less chatty, more direct. We did speak on the phone the day before I was to head out there. The cheese had arrived. Predictably she said it was unnecessary. I retorted that we could both eat some stinky morsels. Let us eat stinky morsels she added.
I pack lightly. Added a few pairs of stained undies and my mineral oil lubricant.
My vehicle is an old BMW 2002. Still handles great and I have long ago stopped making payments on it. Mid Autumn is a wonderful time to drive in Wisconsin. The trees are showing off and the air has the promise of colder weather on the way.