Norway, November 2018
"WE WERE ALWAYS HOPING THAT, LOOKING BACK, YOU COULD ALWAYS RELY ON A FRIEND..."
Glasses of cheap rose wine were emptied and kisses were exchanged as the three girls sang along to their favourite line from the Pet Shop Boys-classic. It felt so cool to finally be back together again! Three months had passed since Anna and Mona left for Berlin to resume their studies after the summer break. That was three months too long without seeing Marianne, who had to remain in Norway and the Γ s agricultural college, where she was taking the second year of veterinary studies.
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU SOOOO FUCKING MUCH!!!!" Marianne shouted, grabbing the wine bottle and immediately pouring a new glass. As usual, the party-minded blonde Norwegian was a step ahead of the others in the tipsiness department. Anna and Mona were both taking it easy today, saving themselves for the slightly larger gathering that was planned for the following day.
"Marianne, slow it a little bit," Anna urged. "You don't wanna be down with a hangover when Luna and Anita are coming tomorrow."
"You cannot BE down," Mona explained, "if you want to GO down."
"Your cuz is right," Anna said. "All those delicious visiting pussies aren't gonna lick themselves."
"You two are such authoritarians," Marianne complained. "But ok, I get it, it is selfish of me to drink so much of the wine myself. Open your mouth, Anna."
Marianne took a large sip of wine, leaned over Anna and slowly let the alcoholic liquid drool into the Ukrainian's mouth. Maybe it wasn't the most expensive wine on the shelf, but mix it with Marianne's saliva and it became a cocktail like no other.
"Hey, I also want some of that," Mona requested. Marianne sighed sensuously, tracing her index finger along her freckled cousin's lips. Mona's lips parted, the tip of her sexy tongue venturing out to taste Marianne's finger.
"Ok, get ready, cuz", Marianne said, taking another sip, directly from the bottle this time. As the wonderful mixture of rose wine and Marianne-saliva ran from the blonde girl's lips into the redhead's open mouth, it again dawned on Anna how much she'd been missing Marianne -- or more precisely, seeing the two cousins together.
Thinking about it, Anna had never seen two persons so completely at ease with each other as Mona and Marianne. More than cousins, they came across as sisters. Sisters with benefits, if there was such a thing. They were just so comfortable with being around each other, constantly cuddling. It wasn't even always clear where the cuddling ended and the sex started.
"If these walls had eyes", Mona smiled. "Or even better, high-resolution cameras that could record the events that took place here in March."
Of course, Anna had told both cousins everything about the events in front of the fireplace that magic evening in March, when she had seduced Marianne's 44-year old mother Britt as well as her gorgeous 37-year old Polish friend Agnieszka. It still felt Anna with pride thinking about it, scoring two stunning and predominantly heterosexual middle-aged women like that!
"Funny, I was also thinking about Aunt Britt," Anna commented.
"Perverted minds think alike," Mona laughed. "You got so lucky that evening, it's close to criminal. Aunt Britt -- and then beautiful Agnieszka as an ultralickable Polish bonus!"
"Yeah, I can't complain. But..." Anna looked at her friends pensively. "Isn't Marianne actually the luckiest one here?"
"What do you mean?" the blonde asked suspiciously, clearing fearing what was to come.
"I mean. I got to lick Aunt Britt's pussy, fair enough. But Marianne actually came out of it!"
"No, no, no!!! You didn't just say that," Marianne yelled. "My creepometer just exploded!!!"
"I think Anna has a valid point," Mona said. "And I may offer a theory myself that I just thought of?"
"Please do!" Anna urged.
"Theory? What theory? No, don't, nobody wants to hear your theories!" Marianne tried to put her hands around her ears, but Anna held them down.
"Well, you know I love Asterix, right?"
Mona had plenty of nerdish hobbies, comic strips being one of them.
"Asterix as you know has access to a magic potion that gives him special physical strength. But still, he can never be as strong as his friend and brother-in-arms Obelix."
"Yes, we know Obelix too!" Marianne snapped. "Where are you going with this?"
"Be patient," Mona urged. "They say Obelix is so strong because he fell into the cauldron filled with the magic potion as a kid."
"A-ha!" Anna lit up. "I think I know where this might be going..."
"Now let's compare Aunt Britt's pussy juice to that magic potion. Anna has tasted it, yes, just like Asterix drinks the magic potion to gain physical strength. But Obelix..."
"Obelix fell into the cauldron!" Anna completed Mona's sentence. "Marianne actually being inside Britt's pussy, you know, coming out of it, is the lesbian equivalent of falling into the cauldron. It's... it's the pussy cauldron! Just like Obelix was soaked with the magic potion so Marianne was soaked with -- "
"NOOOO!!!" Marianne finally succeeded in putting her hands around her ears. "Do not complete that sentence. DON'T!!!"
Mona looked very happy with herself.
"Anna, you fucking read my mind, you're so brilliant!"
The redhead and the brunette high-fived. Marianne in the meantime had crawled under a blanket, curls of her long blonde hair popping out.
"After knowing you for so long nothing should really surprise me any more. And still, somehow you manage to sink to depths of depravity that would make Caligula blush. I will never have a normal life again thanks to the two of you!"
"Come on, that was a very, very cool theory!" Anna objected.
"How can I even think of having a normal conversation with my mother ever again? I will leave the family and become a nun. Or maybe get myself lobotomised. Or both. A lobotomised nun. That's my life from now on."