All characters depicted in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Chapter 1
"What the hell?" expostulated the burly cop. "Step out of the car, you two."
Shit. I had broken one of my cardinal rules, and now I was caught.
"Oh shit...oh shit," Maria Lansifer murmured in my ear, her thick, glossy black hair now in my face. "What'll we do, should we run for it?"
"I'm thinking 'no,' Maria, with my shorts around my ankles and him carrying a gun," I responded, swinging my blonde hair out of my eyes. I would really prefer cutting it short, boy short, but most of the women want me femme.
"And wipe around your mouth, you've got some...yeah, that's it," I said. She swiped at it with a hand thick with rings on every finger and an uncountable number of bracelets on her wrist. Middle aged women are funny with shiny stuff.
She giggled. "It was worth it...I wonder what the girls in prison are like?" She zipped her skirt where my hand had been.
"From what I hear, you don't want to find out," I said, struggling to pull up my khaki cargo shorts.
"Coming officer," I said through the fogged up window of Maria's car, a present from her husband just last Christmas, and a fucking nice present at that - a red Lexus 350 Sport. Maria giggled again.
"I should hope so," she said, "The way I was tongue lashing you!"
"C'mon," the cop said impatiently. I struggled to get the door open - 2 door cars are really nice looking, but that back seat can be tough - and I slithered out, followed by Maria, who was just finishing the buttons on her blouse.
"What the fuck were you two - no, don't answer, I don't want to know," he said. "Fucking dykes," he said under his breath.
I looked at his name badge, 'Hanratty,' and thought about launching into a tirade about gay rights and the rights of women, but quickly thought better of it. A second cardinal rule popped into my head - "Never mix politics and business." And this had been business, so I really didn't need Officer Hanratty sticking his nose in it.
"I'm so sorry officer, we weren't really doing anything, just talking for quite a while and the windows..."
"In the back seat?" he said, clearly not believing me. I didn't care if he believed me or not as long as he didn't take us in for something, or charge me with 'providing sexual services in exchange for money or other compensation.' Of course, that kind of thing could also apply to marriage, but c'est la vie.
As a 20 year old college student and an 'independent business woman', I did not need the aggravation of cops being involved in my life.
"IDs, please," he said, sighing. He looked at them both, then went back to his car and finally returned ten minutes later.
"Okay, Miss Hendricks, and Mrs. Lansifer - he really hit down hard on the "Mrs." - there's no wants or warrants out on either of you, so I'm letting you go. But be aware, you could have been charged with lewdness in public, both of you." He handed our IDs back, then turned and walked back to his car.
"That was kind of exciting," Maria said, a big smile on her face.
"It would have been even more exciting if your husband found out," I said. "Now, can we continue on to my apartment?" She giggled, and nodded. It must be nice to have money, even some man's.
I like to think I have more self respect than that, plus I can't stand men - sexually, anyway. They're fun to hang out with, but if they have the slightest sexual interest in a woman - in other words, if she has breasts and a vagina - they can be a pain in the ass. And I'm not humble bragging or anything, but I am pretty good looking and men just automatically assume that I'd love to be fucked by them. God, no!
For some reason, men do not seem to comprehend anything about how to turn a woman on, or please her. I'm not complaining, because with all the unsatisfied 'straight' women out there, I could do my business of satisfying them - yeah, for money and other considerations - 24/7 and not keep up with the demand. I'm not ambitious enough to do that, and to my shame, I'm also not fair minded about other women's looks. If I don't think another woman is attractive, I won't take her business.
It's not a matter of looks or age, exactly, many of my customers are a good bit older, or rather plain or even sorta shapeless, but personality is a big, big part of it. Like pornography, as a Supreme Court justice once said, "I know it when I see it." I won't lie, though, a hot, young chick with a great personality can wrap me around her little finger.
Anyway, I've been doing this - fucking women for money (or something) - since I was a senior in high school. I was in an advanced placement program where I took classes in high school in the morning, and classes in college in the afternoon. When you have a split schedule like that, people tend not to be bothered when you're not where you're supposed to be, figuring that you're in the other place.
So, when I wasn't in high school some mornings, I was in some woman's bed. And when I wasn't in college in the afternoon, I was in some woman's bed. I didn't overdo it, plus I'm pretty intelligent and could easily catch up on what I missed. Best of all, most of my high school teachers and college professors were horny females, so we'd usually work something out anyway.
Oh, and I'm pretty, tall and a little bit plump(er than I wanna be). Long, blonde hair, only a little wavy. Okay breasts and butt, but a really, really nice smile. And I bet as long as I had that smile I'd still get as many women, because that's important to another woman, not looks. And I can pretend to have a really nice personality. If I let the other woman do all the talking, then I have a 'really nice personality.' Usually they talk about what jackasses their husbands are, but they probably wouldn't do that if they didn't still love them somehow, so it's all good.
I'm the midweek cookie treat they promise themselves if they don't kill him over the weekend.
Anyway, Maria and I headed back to my apartment. Instead of her face between my legs, she just had her fingers there as she let me drive, and I was almost inclined to let her fuck me for free, I was getting so hot. Fortunately my business sense kicked in and I didn't say anything about free pussy.
"Can't you hurry," Maria said, sucking on her finger as she stood behind me at my apartment door. I continued fumbling with my keys, finally getting it in the lock and we fell inside. She pinned me against the wall next to the door as I blindly fumbled to close the door, and her red lips were hot on mine.
"Ahh," we both sighed together, her tongue slipping inside my mouth, her right hand caressing my breast through my red checked shirt and her other hand squeezing my ass.
"God, I've got to fuck you, that coed little body of your is so fuckable," Maria moaned, her face now inches from mine, her brown eyes locked on my eyes, her fingers rapidly unbuttoning my long sleeved cotton blouse. It was almost intimidating, I don't think I'd seen her quite so hot during preliminaries before - during and after eating each other was a different matter. But with her starting so passionately, I had the feeling she might cum a couple of times this time. That would make for a great tip.
She pulled the blouse down off my shoulders, tying up my arms a little bit, and I pretended that I couldn't move them much, tossing my head back and whining a little. Of course, I had no bra, and my little pink nipples were like little rocks. Maria looked at them triumphantly, leaned in and pressed her mouth over one, while her hands had my arms immobile against the wall.
I moaned as she swirled her tongue around my nipple, her breath racing hotly from her nose over my breast. I didn't have to pretend very much at that point, as I adore feeling a woman's mouth on my breasts.