The popularity of the first two parts of this story surprised me. I wrote a third part whilst part two was being edited but wasn't happy with it. I left it in draft with the idea to come back to it someday.
That someday came, and I hope you think it has been worth the wait. If you haven't read the first two parts, you need to! There is a little dirty stuff but nothing gratuitous. You're voting and comments as usual are very welcome. JB
Alison was last out of the house. I was standing by the gate under an umbrella, and she was still upstairs, doing God knows what...
Eventually, we made our way down the hill and when we got to the junction, she went left to the station, and I went right to the Town hall.
We embraced. A kiss on the cheek, little more...
"Good Luck Alison, please call me tonight to let me know how it went."
"Thank you for everything Jane, you're a lovely person I'll call you later when I get home."
There were no declarations of affection or commitment apart from a telephone call.
Life went back to how it had been before the previous Saturday.... except for it didn't. The thing that was different was that we had each other's mobile numbers and email addresses. My daughter Kathy was no longer the go-between.
***
When my work friends asked me whether I'd had an enjoyable weekend, I wanted to shout back "Hell yes, I spent most of it in bed with someone new and I got laid..."
I didn't of course..... If I had done, no-one would have believed me, and I'd probably have ended up in some sort of disciplinary process.
Instead, I sat at my screen filling in data, answering queries on rebates, and allowances, until I was bored shitless. But then, just to keep a hold of the wonderful weekend, I occasionally sneaked a finger or two down the front of my skirt and inside my knickers for a feel of my newly bald pussy...
The symbolism that Alison talked about when she swept the foam and the remains of my pubes away finally made sense... - "You have to shave a new partner completely - there are no half measures..."
I clock watched through the day. Time of interview 10am, time of interview ending guess 11am. Travel to train station 1 hour, train journey 2 hours and so on and so on.
From about 3pm I thought she'd be back at home. Would she text me or email me?
Nothing came and shortly after 5pm, I put my raincoat on, and headed home.
***
The strange thing about living alone, and then having someone in your home, is that when they go the place feels empty. Yet before they came, you didn't notice any emptiness at all.
That was my problem that Monday evening, I was rattling around in a space that a day before had been full of fun and unpredictability. Now the only thing in my life that was unpredictable was a three-year-old cat. He was waiting at the back door, hungry.
I fed him and went upstairs to change. I found some sweatpants and a halter neck top in the closet. I decided to go and have a chat with myself in the mirror.
'You're 48 and she is 24. If you think that's a recipe for a long love affair, then just stand here and look at yourself for a while.
She will have forgotten all about you within a couple of days.
It's time to move on. Don't sit around moping about something that you know is never going to work.'
I felt better and went and cooked some supper. Around 9pm my phone buzzed. There was a text message from Alison: -
"Interview went well. Thanks for an amazing weekend! I've left you something under your pillow to remind you of me, Will call tomorrow, Love Alisonxxx"
"Great! Have fingers crossed you get a second one. Will go and look under pillow. Talk tomorrow Love Jxx."
The word "love" in her text and in my reply. Had I gone too far??
I went up to my room and felt under the pillow. There, was the little pink vibrating trimmer...
I found my phone and sent her a text.
"Thanks for the razor. I'm sure it will come in useful!! ;<}"
A reply came back straight away. "Don't wear the battery out! ;<}"
***
On Tuesday evening, as I was walking through the front door. Kathy called.
"How's the ankle?"
"Still sore Mum. I'll have to go and see the physio if it doesn't improve."
"When am I going to see you?"
"Let's plan on having lunch on Saturday. Do you mind cooking something or do you want to go out? It'll just be me; Goran will be at football."
"I'll cook. Let's say 12.30pm. Did you catch up with Alison last night?"
"Yes, we had a chat. She was grateful, said she really liked meeting you and what a fun person you are. I wondered if she had gone to the right house..."
"Oh thanks...great...."
"Well, you are a bit boring, aren't you?"
"That's mean.... I made a big effort for her. I liked her. I told her she could come and stay again if she got another interview."
"Wow, you must have liked her!"
"She seems to have had a lot of bad luck in her life."
"Yes, you're right. I'm hoping this job might change her fortunes a bit."
"She's got to get it first," I said.
"True enough. See you Saturday, lots of love Mum, Bye..."
No sooner did Kathy ring off than Alison rang.
"I've just walked through the door; can I call you back in 5 minutes?" I asked.
"It might be difficult. I've got to go to Cornwall, my dad has been taken ill. I'm about to go to the station."
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Tell you what - give me a call tomorrow when you know what the problem is?"
"Will do. Bye..." and she was gone.
***
There was a text on the Wednesday. Her father had had his gall bladder removed and was doing well. She was at the hospital and would call Thursday.
***
On Thursday we got to talk. She was at home and would be there till the weekend whilst he recuperated. She hadn't heard about the interview yet. Slowly the conversation between us warmed up.
"Did you use the vibrating razor?"
"Definitely not!"
"Why not?"
"I haven't needed to shave anything."
"You don't need to shave anything; you just lie back and enjoy it...!
"You're naughty."
"Do you miss me?" she asked.
"Of course not," I replied lying.
"Do you miss me?
"No." she replied. "Don't take it personally though, I've been too busy trying to work remotely and be there for Dad."
"Couldn't your mother step in to help?" I asked.
"She's in Scotland at some bloody Book Festival, and their relationship is pretty fucked up these days. No chance."