So there was this girl. She wasn't any ordinary girl. Everything about her begged to be touched. Even during the harsh winter, she always would arrive at our mutual work- a coffee shop that tried oh so hard to be a starbucks- hiding behind a thick winter jacket. What only two people knew of, myself and Bobby, was that underneath that jacket was a body a goddess would die for. Her breasts were that magical number, 36D, and her ass jutted out just so that not touching it should be considered a crime.
This girl; she had interested me the moment she began working there. She began her job just as the winter snow had set in. I had just served one of the last customers that day. It was unusually empty; around 20 degrees, a day where everyone would want coffee. Once again, I blame starbucks. Personal grievances aside, it was a quiet day. I had just begun to unbutton my blouse to let some air in when our manager, a skinny kid named Eric, who was totally not the manager solely because his dad owned the shop, called us together.
"Attention, earthlings, " He loudly announced. God, there were times when I wanted to knock his fucking teeth out. "We have a new employee. Drum roll, please!"
"Get to the point, Eric!" We all clamored in unison.
"Okay then! " He ran to the front door, and pulled it open elegantly, as if he were introducing a princess. I didn't know it yet, but I would soon find myself lapping at her sweet box. She would be screaming for me to swallow her juices after I bit down on her clit, and she would unleash a waterfall of girl-cream inside my mouth, wrapping herself tightly around me...
But I digress.
Inside walked what my body would eventually coin as mind-numbingly delicious. She had that sweet caramel skin only a Hawaiian can have. Her body, as I would later discover, was gorgeous. Her hair was jet black, and fell just at her shoulders. She wore a long winter jacket, matching her hair in color. It also fell all the way down to her knees. She undid her scarf, and gave us a thick smile. "It's very nice to meet all of you." Her voice carried a hint of her heritage.
Well, I thought to myself. Look at us getting all racially diverse in this bitch. Eric drew her closer. "This is Kalina; she's the newest recruit to this vast space ship of ours."
"Spaceship? More like bathtub." I whispered to a nearby worker. She giggled and it caught Eric's attention. "Well, since Ms. Wolfe seems to have jokes today, she'll be the one to show you around Kalina." Oh fuck, I said under my breath. This is the last thing I need.
"Now then, I have it on good authority that a bus of geriatrics in need of caffeine is en route. Everyone back to your posts! Chop Chop!" His voice creaked under the order. As we began to return back to our stations, I was left standing with this random Hawaiian chick. She was now looking away; the bubbly Hawaiian we had just met was replaced by this quiet wallflower. "Hello, my name is Kalina, and I'm glad to-" She began, extending her hand. I opted to punch her on the shoulder instead. "Hayley Wolfe. Don't get used to it; this place will probably be closed by the end of the month." I turned and spread my arms wide, embracing the emptiness. "This is the Mean Beanery, a shitty name for a very shitty coffee shop. Our main customers are nerds stealing our Wi-Fi, Drunks who still think coffee cures hangovers, and Cougars."