"Sammy! Sammy come back here you little shit bag!" Jane was starting to regret adopting the 6 month old Beagle who was totally disobedient, had already been expelled from one puppy training class and had now disappeared through I tiny gap in a hedge into someone's garden.
She ran across the field and peered through the small hole, pleading with him to come back but she couldn't see him.
Standing up and brushing the earth from her jeans, Jane looked around and saw a gate into the garden a few metres away, but on reaching it she found it locked and wasn't tall enough to see over the top.
Just as she was jumping up and down trying to see over the gate to catch a glimpse of her errant hound, the gate opened from the inside.
"Hello" chuckled a woman dressed in muddy dungarees and flip flops "I assume this little chap is yours?" Jane stared in amazement at Sammy who was sitting obediently at the woman's feet, gently wagging his tail.
"I'm so sorry, he just runs off sometimes, I hope he didn't do any damage? How on earth did you manage to catch him and make him sit still?"
"I didn't have to catch him, he just ran up to me and then followed me to the gate, didn't you boy?" The dog now wagged his tail furiously whilst having his ears scratched, but still stayed sat in place.
"Well, I'm sorry to have bothered you anyway, come on Sammy" and Jane snapped the lead onto the collar and dragged the reluctant dog back across the field.
The next couple of days Sammy wasn't too badly behaved; ok so he wasn't exactly obedient but he did come back eventually and when he looked at Jane with those gorgeous butter-wouldn't-melt brown eyes he looked so cute that Jane couldn't entertain thoughts of returning him to the animal shelter.
On Saturday morning she walked him through the woods for about 8 miles, returning home via the field near her cottage. You'd have thought Sammy would be tired after a long walk and countless chased squirrels and rabbits but as soon as they went through the gate he darted across the field and ran straight through the gap in the hedge again.
Jane sprinted after him until a stitch slowed her down, arriving at the gate hot and breathless, grasping her sides, just as it opened once more.
"Hello again, this is becoming a habit! My goodness, you look done in. Come on in and have a cold drink."
"That's very kind of you, I assume he's in there somewhere?" panted Jane
"Oh yes, he's made himself quite comfortable in fact, come and see."
As Jane followed the woman around the corner of the house she couldn't help but notice her arse as she walked, which was straining to escape the tight lycra cycling shorts she was wearing, and the shapely calf muscles beneath.
Jane hadn't had a relationship with a woman for many years but since her divorce she had found herself drawn to women more than men. Not that she'd advertised this fact – having recently moved into a sleepy village in the heart of the English countryside and she wasn't sure how people would react.
Jane was so busy focusing on the bum in front of her, she nearly ran straight into the woman when she stopped walking, turning to say something to Jane and catching her staring, making Jane's already flushed face turn to scarlet.
They were on a south facing patio at the rear of the house and Sammy was curled up, fast asleep on a blanket, on the lawn, in the sunshine.
"Oh the little sod! I'm so sorry, let me get him off – he's all muddy!" Jane went to move but found that her arm was caught in a firm grip.
"He's fine, leave him. I'm a dog person so I'm used to mud and hair and everything else that comes with them. Come and sit down and I'll find us something to drink."
"Thanks, I really appreciate it. I'm Jane by the way"
"Nice to meet you Jane, I'm Maggie. Now, would you like lemonade, iced tea, white wine or a cold beer?"
"I'll have a beer if that's ok?"
Maggie disappeared into the French doors, leaving Jane to admire the views offered by the house being perched on a hillside.
Sammy might be a disobedient mutt but you never knew, it looked like she might be able to make a new friend out of his wayward behaviour.
Maggie reappeared carrying a try with 2 ice cold bottles of Becks, frosted with condensation, and dishes containing crisps, nuts and olives. She handed Jane a bottle and seated herself next to her at the patio table.
"So Jane, tell me about yourself"
"Not much to tell really. 32 years old, recently divorced, moved to the village 3 months ago, currently not working. Oh, and I adopted a dog that never listens to a word that I say!"
"He is a cutie though isn't he?" smiled Maggie, her eyes crinkling against the sunshine
"I don't understand why he keeps running into your garden though. Admittedly he rarely comes back when I call him, but whenever we go into that field he heads straight for that little hole in your hedge!"
"Maybe he was trying to introduce us" and this time when Maggie laughed Jane noticed how green her eyes were. "If you've only just moved to the village then I'm guessing you haven't made too many friends yet?"
"Not many, no. I've joined the book group but they all seem to be a bit, well a bit, how can I put it...."
"FRUMPY!" Maggie finished for her before taking a long slurp from her beer "I used to be a member but the book choices were all so tame and then the talk would always turn to something as thrilling as knitting or cooking or children; not my cup of tea either."
"So what do you do Maggie?"
"For a living? Not a lot at the moment; officially I'm semi retired but I'm erring more on the retired side at the moment, maybe I'll change my mind when the summer's over. I used to be in investment banking and luckily I got out just before the shit hit the fan, now I run a few people's stock portfolios for them and the commission from that coupled with my own shares provide me with a decent income; I also do some consultancy work when the mood takes me."
"You have a beautiful garden – the views are awesome!"
"I know, it's what made me buy the house. Do you know that because of the aspect of the hill I can look over two thirds of the village from up here without anyone seeing me! It suits my slightly hermit / voyeuristic nature; I even bought the field next door to make sure no one could develop it and disturb my peace."