After our more than daring escapade with the postman in his van, Debbie and I were both in need of some quiet, panic-free, hours and we spent the Friday afternoon wandering lazily between the trees, stopping occasionally for a kiss, a cuddle, or more intimate fun. No one come close to discovering us and that suited both of us just fine.
We spent more time refining our plans for the revenge mission the next day.
"You're going to have to," Debbie insisted.
"What if they manage to take it and show it to someone?"
We were discussing a note I was going to be leaving at the house to be 'discovered' by my brother or one of his friends - a note supposedly for my 'friend' that would say that I was in the woods naked and quite wanted to see some naked male flesh out there later.
"So what? Use your computer and print it out - that way it could have been anyone who did it. Either way they need to believe you're out there somewhere and want to see some naked guys."
I knew Debbie was right. It was a good enough plan but just the thought of Ben even reading something I wrote like that was making me queasy. "Well, I guess I could..."
"Dallas, angel? All you need to do is help get them out there naked. It'll be me drawing them deeper into the woods."
Somehow I'd agreed to all this. We would trick them outside and into the woods naked with Debbie drawing them ever further away by letting them see flashes - literally - of her in the distance. I would be hidden in my room so then I would lock up the house and trap them out there. Debbie would circle back and meet me at the front of the house and we'd leave a camera or two running, focused on the back garden for when they came back - if we didn't already manage to get them caught outside. When all was said and done it was my girl who would be taking the biggest risk here, so she was right and I was just being a petulant bitch as usual.
I gave in, "Okay, let's get it done before I lose my nerve."
We headed back to the house and I fired up my ancient laptop to make sure everything was ready for the morning when Ben was due home. The words felt awkward, almost nasty, as I typed them but I knew it was a necessary evil, and it was a process that became much easier as Debbie read out loud what I was writing and gave me her excited approval.
"I am so looking forward to this," Debbie laughed, "We're going to be posting the footage absolutely everywhere!"
I returned the laugh. The final part of our humiliation plan was to edit the images when we got them and then post them on every site we could think of. Given my queasiness at the thought of Ben being one of the guys, Debbie had already agreed to carry out the computer work when we'd done. To make me feel a little easier about it all, she also kept reminding me of just how much discomfort the guys had caused us just a few days before, and even made sure we'd checked the weather forecast so we knew already there was next to no chance that anything would be called off because of rain.
Finally I was done and the printer whirred into life, a single sheet of A4 now ready for the guys to read in the morning. It was left on the kitchen table, addressed to 'Fiona', right next to a discarded bikini. The back door was checked to make sure it was unlocked (we often left it that way) and Debbie and I made our giggling way out onto the back lawn, happy in the knowledge that we had done all we could for now.
The day was gloriously hot once again and we headed into the woods, the warm air feeling no less daring and sensual than it had ever done.
"Where do you fancy taking me?" Debbie asked once we were deep in the shadows of the trees.
"On your back down near the path."
She patted my rump, "I should tell you off for being so naughty but somehow I find that answer all too nice."
"I just mean I want to please you and pleasure you in the wide open air while it's all so quiet out here."
"And that 'path' thing has nothing to do with anyone who might be out walking their dog or whatever?"
I tried to look as innocent as possible, "Surely you don't imagine anyone would be out in this heat? And anyway if we do hear anyone on the path you just need to stay quiet because we'd still be in the trees."
Debbie snorted a laugh, "Like I can stay quiet once you get that magic tongue of yours working on me."
"Hmmm... Open Sesame!"
"For you, any time! Just try not to get us caught, tomorrow is already going to be risky enough."
I took her hand, "Are you sure it's not going to be too risky for you tomorrow?"
"I'll be fine," Debbie assured me, "And remember, I'm super quick if I want to be."
"Let's just hope you don't need to be." A thought crossed my mind like a small cloud on this summer day, "You won't... I mean up to this week you were straight, right? So you won't kinda see the guys and-"
"Dallas! Two things. For one, I have never been into younger guys, let alone my other half's relation and for two, I'm yours now - yours and no one else's."
I stopped and pulled her into a warm embrace, "Sorry, but I guess I'm still having trouble believing how lucky I've become."
"I'm just the same, remember?"
I kissed her, "Yeah, sorry."
"Don't be. Let's face it, if anyone else knows how odd this must a feel to you, then it's me."
Our kiss was in danger of developing into a lot more but we both knew that we wanted to be much closer to the path. I broke apart and nodded deeper into the trees, "We really should get going."
Debbie nodded and we set off, both of us a little shaky and a lot horny, "That's a thought," she said as we slipped underneath the low-hanging branches of two ancient oaks, "Guys in general, I mean."
"What about them?"
"Well look, don't get this wrong or anything because I truly believe that it's just you and me from here on, but what about... you know, a thing inside you, a cock I mean. Do you think you'll miss it too much?"
I laughed but understood her thought - I'd been wondering the same thing about Debbie, "I really don't think so, especially when you remember what it would be attached to."
She nodded, clearly relieved to hear that, "Good. That's just how I feel as well. And anyway, if we want anything invading us like that I'm pretty sure we can, er, buy something for us to wear. I swear I don't know much about that sort of thing but I know it's something gays do. Gays of both genders."
The thought of wearing a strap-on, of using it on - in - Debbie, gave me a shudder of something far more arousing than I had ever imagined. Yet another delightfully shocking new feeling. "I have the strongest feeling that we have tons to learn yet!"
"Me too. And I get the strongest feeling that we are going to have more fun learning than we ever do with anything else."
Our minds we clearly lost in thoughts of all the new experiences we were soon going to be enjoying, and our soft giggles and urgent kisses as we walked on only served to distract us further.
So much so that we had both been petting the dog which had appeared in front of us for a few seconds before we realised what its appearance indicated.
Debbie jumped back, already scanning the sightlines through the trees, "Shit, Dallas!" she hissed, "You know what this means?"
I nodded frantically, stepping back to join her, the undeterred dog following me in search of more strokes, "This thing could belong to anyone!"