We walked back to my house in occasional fits of giggles interspersed with disbelieving and more solemn words - but never once, amazingly, embarrassment.
"Debbie," I said as the house came into view, "I keep thinking this is all a dream."
"Dreamy dream or nightmary dream?"
"A dreamy one," I assured her, "but it still feels all so unreal."
"JR, it feels unreal to me as well. It's probably something to do with this first-timer thing."
I'd admitted to my silly nickname, "Oh call me Dallas, please?"
"Okay then Dallas, but tell me something? Will you give me my sweatshirt back before you go into your house or afterwards?"
I swatted Debbie's arm, "Funny girl. You're welcome to the view but my perverted brother and his no doubt equally perverted friends most certainly are not!" Even as I started across the front lawn in search of the gnome with the hidden key I was realising what I'd just said to her. And realising that my words were as true as my emotions were totally scrambled.
Perhaps that was why, after locating the key and heading for the front door, I flipped the rear of the sweatshirt up to expose my bare butt. So? I'd flashed a virtual stranger. A female stranger. It wasn't as if I'd not done anything weirder or wilder already that day.
Whatever vague worries I'd had about my sibling spotting my very naked legs as I dashed in to change, proved unnecessary. Torchlights still fluttered around the back garden and the many snorts of laughter and muffled comments suggested that he and his friends were all still of the opinion that I would be heading home that way, naked, sometime soon. I replaced Debbie's sweatshirt with a summery dress, a pair of clean knickers and some sandals, grabbed my little purse and my new friend's garment, then sneaked out of the house, determined to make no noise that would alert the boys to my departure. Let their futile hopes burn a little while longer at least.
Debbie was sitting cross-legged on the footpath as I trotted out of the front garden and she stood quickly as I approached. "Far over-dressed but very nice. Now what about that drink?"
"Thanks, I think." I handed her the sweatshirt and waited until she had tied it back around her waist by the sleeves, then I pointed to the end of the lane, "The Coach do you?"
"As crap bars go, it's less crap than most. And at least we might be able to enjoy the peace and have a nice chat... if you want to chat that is?"
"I do," And I very much did, "My mind seems to be swimming with questions if nothing else."
Debbie smiled, somewhere between relieved and delighted, "Come on then, let's see if we can satisfy some curiosities and at least one very deep thirst!"
We walked quickly along the lane to the small pub, neither of us seemingly willing to start with the questions until we were safely seated, and neither seemingly willing to close the few inches between us. I, for one, wasn't sure what might happen if I did reach out for Debbie's arm, and the more I thought about it, the more I confused myself by even considering such a thing.
Once inside The Coach the mood seemed to relax within seconds and we were soon ensconced at a small table as far from the bar and other drinkers as we could find, both sipping at large vodkas.
"Well, then," Debbie said, "I think we're both agreed that what we've been up to today was all a first for us, yeah?"
"First with a capital fuff," I nodded. "But... shall say it?"
"Are you going to say it was a nice fuff, Dallas?"
I gave another nod, letting my brain and body answer for me so that I didn't need to think, "A very nice fuff."
"And even the wild walk was a first for you?"
"It was. I don't think I'd ever really considered anything more wild than sunbathing topless."
Debbie laughed, "Not quite on the same scale, is it?"
"I just never imagined even that part of it could be such a thrill, but then there was... the playing... and then... well..."
"Then there was me."
"I can't deny it, Debbie."
She swirled the ice in her glass, "Was I... out of order in any way?"
I snorted, "I think my reaction back in the lane is all you need to answer that one. It was heaven, Debbie," my blush started to blaze, "I'd never thought about anything like that either, but... oh what an experience!"
Debbie put her glass down with a little more force than she intended, "Thank god you think that way! I wasn't joking when I told you I've never done anything like that before... but I'm so glad that happened, even if..." she trailed off.
I knew how she was going to - wanted to - finish that sentence, and that part of my brain that had taken control regardless of what the rest of me was thinking spoke up before I could stop it, "Even if it was just that one time? Debbie, I'm not sure I could say no next time. Or to a next time."
Her big eyes swivelled up from the vodka glass, "Do you... are you saying that... there really could be a next time?"
There were a million possible answers but all I could say was "Yes."
"I want that!" she blurted, her own cheeks flaming red.
I gulped down the rest of my drink and motioned to Debbie's, "Want another? I think I need one."
"I do," she drained her glass and handed it to me, "If I thought I was thirsty earlier, I had no idea mouths could get this dry."
We weren't much more composed by the time I returned with fresh vodkas, but Debbie was clearly determined not to let anything slow down, "So, Dallas," she started after thanking me for the new drink, "you'd better know I love the great outdoors myself."
"You ever go for walks around here, then?"
She shook her head, "Not walks, but I kind of... like to play when I'm out, you see?"
"Never had the pleasure of seeing," I said, brain still a long way out of control.
Debbie laughed, "I don't know what's come over me - other than you - but I almost asked if you 'want the pleasure, then'!"
My mouth dropped into a shocked, delighted 'O', "You terror!"
"I'm not normally, Dallas. Well, not when there's anyone else around."
"So come on then, just how do you 'play when you're out'?" I was determined not to let her wriggle out of a potentially embarrassing revelation. Even as I realised I was slipping in to Debbie's confidence anyway.
She shrugged, gave a slightly embarrassed giggle and took a large swig of vodka, "I like to play - masturbate - in odd places outside."
"The woods, you mean?"
"Sometimes. And sometimes when I'm out driving. I've even done it in a traffic queue one day when nothing was moving but a finger or two."
"You terror," I laughed, my belly giving an involuntary twitch, "Always alone?"
"For as long as I care to remember. There was a boyfriend once... but, well, that was a long time ago."
"Sounds like fun."
"It is," Debbie's focus dropped to her glass, "and I guess now I'll have something new to think about when I play."
"Good," I said, quietly.
She looked up, "You know, if I don't ask now I don't think I'll ever get up the nerve to ask ever again."
"Ask," I told her, "and I think I already know what my answer will be."
Debbie gulped down the rest of her drink. "I want to find out what walking in the woods like you did feels like. And I don't think I could do that without someone there to help me." She took another gulp at her already empty glass, seeming not to notice the lack of vodka, "Will you help me, Dallas?"
"Yes," my body made my head nod, "And since we are getting over our nerves with such wild questions, will you take me driving?"
"Oh god, yes," Debbie breathed the most humungous sigh of relief I'd ever heard. "Can we start real soon before I lose my nerve?"
"Tomorrow!" I blurted, "My parents' place at ten? After Ben has gone off to school and before I can lose my own nerve?"
"Ten it is." Debbie snatched up my empty glass and her own, "And we need another drink, I'm thinking."
I nodded, "I'm not keen on leaving here too sober."
I might not have been allowing myself to think too clearly, but I had a question prepared for Debbie when she returned with the drinks, "Debbie? Have you any idea what's been happening to us this evening?"
She paused, shrugged, "Not a clue. But I know it's somehow... the right thing."
I lowered my voice despite the fact that there was no one near enough to hear me anyway, "You've got me so excited. I'd ever have believed this was possible, but... well, just looking at you gives me such weirdly wonderful feelings. Not so unlike when I was in the woods."
"Thank you," she whispered, "I'm so glad it's not just me feeling that way."
I raised my glass, "Here's to firsts with a capital fuff!"