Summary: Sweet white girl meets BBC by mistake and....
Note 1: This is an
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Note 2: Thanks to Tex Beethoven, and Robert for editing this story.
Wrong Place, Right Time
I felt weird going on a blind date... but after over six months in college and not a single date, my roommate Maria was insistent. Not that she was being altogether altruistic.
"You need to meet a nice guy, Annie," Maria stressed.
"What I need is to get these papers done," I insisted.
"It's only two weeks into the second semester," Maria pointed out. "How many papers can you have to do already?"
"Well... just one," I admitted.
"Plus, Tuesday is Mike's and my first anniversary of fucking each other, and we'd like some alone time," she added. Maria's motto was 'Never say something nice if there's a nasty alternative.' Not that she was particularly unkind, but she was definitely raunchy.
"I can go to the library and give you some space," I offered; it was my second home.
"All night?" she asked, with her eyebrows raised.
"Till it closes at nine," I said.
"Humor me, I'm planning a very romantic night. Homemade dinner, a movie, lingerie and..." Maria paused for dramatic effect like she often did, being a drama major, "...a loud and lengthy fuck session."
"Couldn't you just say you want to make love or have sex?" I shook my head, Maria was always a lot more foul-mouthed than me. I only swore when I hurt myself or when I got stuck writing a paper... and then the profanity flowed freely from my lips.
"I don't make love, I fuck," Maria teased, knowing I was a lot primmer and more proper than she was.
I couldn't resist, trying to go a little tit for tat with her, "Based on your primal screams and begging to be his bitch, I guess you're right: you're not having a 'making love so we can start a family, darling' playtime."
"Gross," she said, making a face like she'd just been pelted with rotten eggs. Maria frequently made it clear that the world was already overpopulated, so she had no intention of bringing yet another unfortunate kid into the world. Then always joking, "Besides, it would wreck my perfect figure." And truth be told, she did have a perfect figure. She looked like a young Halle Berry, but darker and with bigger breasts. When we went out together, and this was just for lunch, or groceries or something, she turned so many heads: boys, men, old perverted men who said nasty things to her (which she loved, and gave back as good as she got), and even quite a few women.
Me, on the other hand, I'm a plain Jane. Not ugly, not gorgeous, more just the girl next door type. Brown hair, brown eyes, 34b breasts, and a little short.
I was the kind of girl you settled down with, if I could first get your attention; Maria was the kind of girl you fantasized about.
But although Maria was a black bombshell, she was also incredibly sweet... except for the foul mouth thing.
She revealed, "Plus, I've already set up the blind date for you."
"You what?" I gasped; I was still planning to avoid this stupid date idea. Men were exhausting, and quite frankly with my rabbit vibrator, Literotica and Porn Hub, I was more than able to get the pleasure I needed without all the hassle of a relationship.
"I knew you'd find an excuse not to go, so I simply arranged it for you," she said, "It's a done deal," knowing me very well, for only being friends for six months.
"Of course you did," I sighed, knowing it would be futile to argue. Maria was just as stubborn as she was beautiful.
"His name is Kevin, and he's a sweetheart," she damned with faint praise .
"A sweetheart, but not hot?" I queried. "That's like the people who tell me I have a nice personality and expect me to be pleased."
"He's very cute," she replied, "and perfect for you."
"And how do you know Kevin?"
"He's a friend of Mike's. You know, the guy I'll be
fucking
while you're out with Kevin."
"Fine," I sighed, making it clear it wasn't.
"Great, so eight o'clock Friday," she informed me.
"Why so late?" I asked.
"So, my marathon fuck session can proceed without interruption," she smirked. "Don't you dare come home before eleven unless you want to listen to my screaming."
"Gross," I said, covering my ears.
She teased me with a loud moan, "Pound my pussy, baby, ram my cunt. AAAAAHHHHH!!"
I shook my head, "You're the only girl I know who uses the 'C' word."
"In the heat of the moment, 'cunt' is hotter than all those other words combined," she defended.
"I'll take your word for it," I said, going back to doing my research. You know, for the paper I wouldn't be writing on Friday.
"Trust me, when you finally get some big dick pounding that pussy of yours, you'll turn into a filthy-mouthed little slut, too," she added.
"I imagine then I'll be one nasty little porn star, the next little Piper Perri," I said, shaking my head at her again.
"Well, you watch enough of it," she teased.
"I do not," I argued, before smiling, "I watch precisely the right amount."
"Well apparently Kevin is quite hung, so maybe you can indeed live a porn star's life," she said.
"I'm just going on a date," I said, "no more than that."
"Never say never," she rebutted all sing song, as she traipsed off to the washroom. She was out of earshot before I could rebut that I hadn't said never, I'd just said no. But it wouldn't have mattered.
I shook my head one last time, both amused at my outgoing but coarse friend, and frustrated. Yet I knew she always did what she thought was best for me... like my mother always used to do,,, although my mother never tried to get me laid.
That night I did indeed watch some porn, a hot scene from the Blacked website, where a white nerdish girl ended up taking not one big black cock, but two.
The reality was, I came from a southern town where racism was still quite rampant, and the idea of having sex with a black man was still incredibly taboo, and no matter how much I scolded myself for the fantasy after I had an intense orgasm, the next time I was watching porn, the black fantasy came back. I truly did want to be fucked by a big black man with a big black cock.
By the way, I'm not some prude virgin.
I'm your stereotypical southern gal.
I lost my virginity on prom night to my boyfriend of two years.
Right after high school, I had sex with a cute Italian boy in Europe in the summer as I did a six-month European vacation with two of my best friends before we all went our separate ways to different colleges, beginning a semester late.
I had blown a guy at the very first party of college, and even kissed a girl that night, to boot.
But then I quit fooling around, and knuckled down to my studies. I was on a scholarship, and mindful of my naturally submissive nature, I worried about my academics derailing if I allowed sex to control my life.
So I bought my rabbit, and have been sexually satisfied ever since.