I am in charge of computer security in the IT group at a software company with a large call center and sales floor (read: people with much idle time to write inappropriate emails). Basically whenever several non-permissible words are used in an email, I am alerted. This happens quite a bit and sometimes when I check through the persons email system, I find some pretty interesting things...
This is a particularly good one. This lady was a senior vp, pretty hot and a could be a huge bitch. She ended up being forced to resign after this and a couple other emails. I was actually pretty shocked to read this, as she was always very uptight and all business.
"Kel,
Sorry for not getting back to you the other day, things have been a bit crazy to say the least. Well here is the completely crazy story I referred to earlier. I can't believe I am telling you, but I need to tell someone and you are my best friend.
For about the last year, Jen, the one I was telling you about from the gym has been urging me and Jay to come to one of her "adult parties." The kind where you come with your spouse and trade partners for one hour with another couple. She said most the time no much happens, but it is a real thrill. Remember I told you about this last spring? Well I told Jay and he became very interested. I was very apprehensive, but after a few months of begging, I agreed to look into it for his birthday.
I got some more details. Jen told me that everyone was voluntary and that often people only made out or touched a little. She described it as "a junior high make out party for adults, a way to liven things up a bit." This in mind, I thought we could give it a try once without compromising our marriage. Nothing could have been further from the truth!!
So we decided to go and arrived at her house last Saturday. I was very nervous and still apprehensive. We had a few drinks, which were quite strong. This helped me relax, but soon I found myself a bit drunk. Jen then came in wearing a lingerie set. At this point there were about 16 people at the party. She then handed each of the women a room and key and told us to go up to our rooms, get dressed and await our men!!