I am in charge of computer security in the IT group at a software company with a large call center and sales floor (read: people with much idle time to write inappropriate emails). Basically whenever several non-permissible words are used in an email, I am alerted. This happens quite a bit and sometimes when I check through the persons email system, I find some pretty interesting things...
This is a particularly good one. This lady was a senior vp, pretty hot and a could be a huge bitch. She ended up being forced to resign after this and a couple other emails. I was actually pretty shocked to read this, as she was always very uptight and all business.
"Kel,
Sorry for not getting back to you the other day, things have been a bit crazy to say the least. Well here is the completely crazy story I referred to earlier. I can't believe I am telling you, but I need to tell someone and you are my best friend.
For about the last year, Jen, the one I was telling you about from the gym has been urging me and Jay to come to one of her "adult parties." The kind where you come with your spouse and trade partners for one hour with another couple. She said most the time no much happens, but it is a real thrill. Remember I told you about this last spring? Well I told Jay and he became very interested. I was very apprehensive, but after a few months of begging, I agreed to look into it for his birthday.