Whiteboy Gratitude

Man, I'm a real nigger, and I'm writing here to make a few things real, y'all. Me and my brothers, we're starting to get tired of you fake little whiteboys being ungrateful. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

We see you gawking at all those cute little mixed-race girls everywhere. Who the fuck you think MADE those girls, cracker? Tell you what, Mrs. Peterman from the PTA Meeting didn't just magically get pregnant with a cute little mixed-race senorita by her useless husband's white dick. So the next time you're checking out MS. Peterman's little 18-year-old mixed-race booty, remember who PUT her there. I did!

Oh, what's wrong Timmy, you getting all flustered? You wanna start something, little boy? Hey, we all KNOW what kind of videos you been watching. Look at you standing there, seething all day about us taking your women. Then as soon as you think no-one's watching? Straight to Blacked and reddit/whiteboysex. Man, you better get down on your knees and THANK us, for ALLOWING you to drool all over those BBC worship compilations you keep gooning to.

To all you married men out there? Who the fuck you think is keeping your wives happy, while you at work all day, Buddyboy? You wanna come home to some depressed-ass mopey Linda? You wanna come home to some Karen, procrastinating on her house-chores and dying of housewife boredom? Fuck no, man, you wanna come home to a house that's clean, a wife that's dressed nice, and a table set for dinner. You know who puts that pep in her step? ME, cracker, and don't you forget it!

Tell you who you should take after. Give you a role model; a real father figure. You should be like your friend Gil. Good ol' Gil, everybody loves Gil! You know what Gil did when he found out I was banging his Mrs.? He bought her lingerie to celebrate! I come over the next day and there she is, all wrapped up like a present for me! Boy, did I unwrap her! I was so touched by Gil's little gesture of gratitude, I left a little present of my own for him, right inside his wife's little pussy.

She was whimpering and whining as I hammered her into the wall. Clawing at my back in the throes of desperate ecstacy. "Yes, daddy! Harder!" she encouraged. I shut her up with a spicy interracial kiss. She grabbed my chiseled ass, like she was trying to pull more of me into her. Gil is such a good boy, providing such a lovely Stepford Slut for all us underprivileged. I felt my climax coming so I put one dark black hand around Mrs. Gil's throat and started choking her. She was gasping with heavenly pleasure as the first jet of semen shot into her. Half dumb from my BBC and half dumb from oxygen deprivation, she started going into a seizure, she was coming so hard. I thrust in deep and held myself inside her, flooding her womb with potent babyjuice. Nine months later, Gil's gonna need to convert that guestroom into a nursery!

You gotta get this through your skull, boy. When I put you out of the gene pool, I am doing you a favor! You think anyone wants another useless little whiteboy like you running around? Man, you got no business reproducing! Look at you! You're less than worthless! You're a beta white loser, you will never be good enough for any girl. Waste your pathetic watery seed, squirt it on the floor, boy. Let a real man breed your women, boy. A real man is a black man.

When you've put that mortgage down-payment down and you is ready to start your family, you really want a little socially awkward freak like you? Fuck no, dawg! You want a boy a REAL man created. You ever heard of being born with advantages? Well I've got twelve inches of advantages right here and I'm gonna give your wife all twelve of them. Then when Tyrone Jr. hits his first home run, you can stand up proud and say "That's my boy!" Bitch, don't forget whose boy that is you're saying "That's my boy" at!

Think how relieved you'll be when your wife goes "Black Only" and cuts you off for the last time. No more struggling to perform in bed, no more desperately trying to please her. You KNOW you never made her cum for real, right? She was faking it every time because how can a girl cum on your little boi-clitty when she's been ruined by Big Black Cock? Man you better THANK me for training your girl for you, lord knows YOU ain't never gonna get the job done.

"Awwwww," your wife will tell you, playing with your tiny penis, "Did hubby get all frustrated hearing Tyrone make love to his wife all night?" You'll be squirming and fidgeting, humiliated by your own throbbing boner as she teases you. "Honey," she says, "You know last night was really dangerous." She'll lean in close and nibble on your ear, the little temptress. "I might be pregnant with his black baby." Then she'll laugh as you dribble your impotent load in her hand. "Mmmmmm," she'll say, "I just KNEW that would get you excited!"

Then it's right back into your cock-cage until your next monthly release comes up. You better thank your pretty wife for that handjob she just gave you. You really hate how good it feels when she rubs you and teases you about how inferior you are. You know, those handjobs, they're a privilege, not a right. So show your wife some proper gratitude. Maybe you can get on your knees to thank her by licking her pussy, while my thick black cum is still oozing out of it. Thank your wife, boy, and don't forget to thank ME. You better thank me for LETTING her give you that handjob, boy. You know your wife's my property, boy, and if you don't show proper gratitude, I will cut you off from even handjobs.

I'm just a real nigger, writing here to make a few things real, y'all. Thanks for your attention, now get the fuck back to your day job, Timmy. You know your womenfolk ain't gonna provide for themselves, y'all.