I've been friends with Rob and Kathy for a couple of years now. I had inherited a pair of season tickets for Giants football at the 40 yard line from an uncle who passed away and spent many home games at MetLife stadium in East Ruthersford. Their seats were next to mine and between drinks and yelling at the refs, we became fast friends. By the time the game was over, we were half lit and would head over to the Yard House or Victory Sports Bar to continue the wins or commiserate in our loses.
It was an odd friendship - Rob was in his early 50's and Kathy had just turned 46 -- a fact she vehemently denied. They were white, conservative, well off professionals and I was a 23 year old black kid from New York but for some reason, we hit it off. In addition to meeting them at games, I would receive the invite to their home to watch away games on the big screen.
Kathy was an amazing cook and I'm not sure what I enjoyed best - the game, the food or seeing her in a tight pair of jeans and a jersey...Yeah, I fit the stereotypical black guy lusting after the white wife story.
Kathy was a 5'4, 115 pound petite brunette who looked about 30 -- She had a rocking slender body with larger than usual 34 D cup breasts that defied gravity... I used to kid Rob that people were going to mistake her for his daughter. He would grin and say that there were worse things in life to worry about.
He had a good attitude and didn't seem to be the jealous type. He actually seemed to take it as a compliment when I'd say how gorgeous Kathy was. He confided in me that Kathy thought I was a cutie too. That little tidbit of information got my mind working overtime and I decided to test his theory by seeing if I could secretly flirt with her a little bit the next time we got together.
Rob called one afternoon to tell me they were watching the game on Sunday and asked if I wanted to come by. I said that I'd love to but that I wanted to bring something other than beer and asked to talk to Kathy to see what she recommended. He put her on the phone and we chatted a little back and forth and I said it didn't seem fair that she always did all the food and I'd like to bring something. She made a few suggestions but I said that I didn't have anything to write with and asked if she would mind texting me her ideas. She said she would get my number from Rob's phone and would send me a few ideas.
A few minutes later I got a text from her cell -- "Test message to Ryan"
I laughed when I saw it and responded, "Who is this and why are you bothering me?"
There was a long pause and figured she must have been checking the number with Rob because all of a sudden I got back, "Okay smartass -- this is Kathy..."
I smiled as I was reading it and typed, "Oh, that's who this is! How are you Kathy?"
I got back a devil horn emoji and an LOL. I texted that I'd let her know when I was at the store.
About 15 minutes later, I sent Kathy some pictures of different items as I was shopping of different snack ideas - she gave me a no, no and no...so I went to the produce section and grabbed a huge dark purple eggplant and two tomatoes and placed them at the base of it so it looked like a big black cock and balls...I sent the picture with the caption, "How about this?"
There was a long pause...and then I could see her typing on her iPhone....and then a pause, more typing...back and forth for like a minute...I thought, oh boy, I went overboard....But then my phone dinged and I got, "LOL - you're so bad!! Just grab some sunchips and dip!"
I sent back a laughing emoji and then one with an angel halo over it...and said, "Sorry - my mind was in the gutter...Won't happen again!" She typed back, "All good - probably won't share that one with Rob!"
I smiled as I read her reply...and figured, as long as I was flirting, let me see how far I can go... and responded, "What jersey are you going to wear today?" She replied that she hadn't decided yet and asked if I had any suggestions... I said, "Barkley....and a short demin skirt..." with a devil emoji..
More typing...I felt my heart pounding...then, "Wow, your mind really is in the gutter today...LOL" and then she sent an angel with halo.
The fact that she never wore anything but jeans or yoga pants when I was over gave me little hope that she'd follow through...but thought it didn't hurt a guy to try.
I got to their place about 30 minutes before kickoff and Rob answered the door with this stupid grin on his face...He invited me in and said that Kathy was in the kitchen and to take the chips/dips into her.
As I walked in, she had her back to me facing the stove and saw the big 26 jersey and a short black denim skirt and sneakers...those pale slender thighs riding up under the hem. I felt myself go hard immediately..
I walked up behind her and whistled - "Look at those legs!" And gave her a hug from behind... "Hey, Kathy, I come bearing chips, drips, chains and whips...lol"
She turned to face me with a big smile and a hug. The hug was normal but not her face - it was bright red... She smacked me on the arm, didn't say a word about the skirt or choice of jersey and grabbed the chips from me.... "Go into the rec room - Rob has a new beer he wants you to try..."
When I walked into the basement, Rob was grinning like a Cheshire cat...He handed me a beer and said, "What did you say to her? I've been trying to get her to wear that mini for years now...she didn't think she had the legs for it...As a matter of fact, she went all out - shaved herself bare, smelling extra good...you dog you!"
I laughed and told him about the outfit suggestion...He just shook his head and said it was a good thing he wasn't the jealous type...We sat and had the new beer he wanted me to try and waited for the game to start...about 5 minutes before game time, Kathy walked in...a little recovered from the red face, but clearly distracted and sat down with a glass of wine between the two of us on the sofa...
I could barely focus on the game with her long legs so close to mine and Kathy must have picked up on it because she started to tease me by yelling at the tv and shifting around a lot in her seat - each time, I watched the skirt go a little higher and higher and at one point, she leaned over to say something to Rob and I got a clear view of white lacy panties as she gave him a kiss and said she needed to get the food warmed up for half time. As she was getting up, Kathy looked my way with a smirk and a half wink.
Both Rob and I were checking out her ass as she moved over to the food table and bent over to light the sterno...We looked at each other and then Rob grinned and smacked my arm - telling me to knock it off...
We both laughed and Kathy turned and asked what was so funny. Rob said that I must never have seen a woman in a miniskirt before... to which I said, I've seen plenty of miniskirts but never on such nice legs and ass before...which earned me yet another smack... I turned to Rob and said, "That's right, beat up on the black kid cause the bruises don't show!" They both laughed...
The rest of the game was somewhat uneventful. Both Rob and Kathy drank a little more than they normally did and she got somewhat giddy. As I was leaving, she save me a big hug and whispered in my ear..."Did you like my outfit?". I told her I loved it and she should wear stuff like that every week since we won.... She laughed and then hugged me again and whispered "I should have let you bring your eggplant...!"
Later that night, I got a text from Rob....a picture of Chris in just the skirt...no top, her perky breasts and hard nipples and a silly grin her face...She had that just fucked look about her...
I added a heart emoji to the picture but decided to let it go...later that night, I kept looking at the picture and masturbated wondering why the hell he sent it..
I got my answer later the next day - Rob sent a hangover emoji and a sick grin... He said that after I left, Kath had dragged him into the bedroom and gave him the hottest blowjob ever and that they wound up fucking three times later that night. I told him how jealous I was and he said he had me to thank - that he thinks I wound her up.