"No Mamm."
"Are you gay?"
"No Mamm, I'm not."
"Then kiss me." So I kissed her.
"How was that?"
"Great, if I was your Nana.!" She started to turn away. "I thought you had something on the ball, O'Neil. Obviously I was wrong. Guess you're not the man for the job after all. " Now I was pissed. I pulled her back to me, took her in my arms and flat planted one on her. We finally came up for air.
"Was that sufficient?"
"I think that's a good start." Came out kind of breathless.
"How about this then?" Again I pulled her to me, but this time it was gentle and sensuous. She put her arms around my neck and responded. I took a moment to notice how soft her lips were and how great she smelled. April seemed to melt into my arms and time stood still. We finally parted and I saw her beautiful sleepy eyes and wonderful smile.
"You get extra credit for that one Rick."
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We arrived at Moon Lake Couples Retreat, shortly after lunch and checked in. We were given a schedule of activities and shown to our cabin. The place was great. It was decent sized, with living room, kitchen, large bedroom and a joining bath. The view out on the lake was a picture perfect postcard. The lake reflected a beautiful forested backdrop in it's azure blue water. I turned as St Claire put her arms around my neck, to hug me.
"Chances are that this place is bugged." She whispered. "This might be difficult for you, but we're going to have to keep up appearances, even in here. She kissed me. And then louder. "There is some free time, Baby. The pool looks wonderful. Want to swim?"
"I forgot to pack my suit, but if you want to go, have at it." The bedroom had a queen sized poster bed, dresser, two nightstands and a luggage stand. St Claire popped open her bag and pulled out a swim suit. I figured that she would head for the bathroom and change, so I picked up the schedule. I was facing the mirror over the dresser when I looked up. She was standing about six feet behind me when she pulled her bra off. I stood there in shocked silence as she freed the most perfect set of tits I have ever seen. The dark beautiful nipples contrasted nicely with her caramel skin. She saw me looking at her refection, smiled and winked, as my face turned bright red. This was going to be harder than I thought. She wiggled into her suit and grabbed a towel. "At least go with me baby." She put her arms around my neck again. We were nose to nose.
After the swim April changed and we went down to orientation. They had a nice dinner for us and then we were given the nickel tour. Moon Lake was a beautiful lodge. The lake itself, the grounds, the woods were all beautiful. The staff was very friendly and the lodge was clean and comfortable. All of the events were discretionary, none of it was mandatory. Right after dinner they announced that the first activity was to be held that evening in the lodge Recreation room.
I don't remember the name of the couple that co- lectured, but I will never forget the lecture. They wore sweats, which I thought was a little strange and informal. Maybe it was to promote a relaxed atmosphere. When the man and woman started striping off their clothing, I had a feeling that their lecture on oral sex was going to be more like a demonstration. If they were embarrassed at all, they didn't show it. They did show everything else though. The woman lay on a sofa as the man gave a demonstration on cuninlingus.
My mouth turned dry as I heard moans and groans. And that was coming from the audience! St Claire set next to me on one of the vinyl, love seats that was assigned to each couple. She leaned in to me and stoked my leg. She whispered for me to go along with her. She put her hand on my leg and stroked it dangerously close to my business. The man started licking and sucking the women's legs and put his face in her muff. Minutes later the rec center had more tents in it than a Boy Scout Jamboree.
After the woman orgasmed they switched places and she started sucking the man off. She used different techniques and from the expression on his face and his moans, she was accomplishing her objective. When they finished, they thanked us for our attention and reminded us of our homework for the evening. 'Homework? What homework?'
St Claire and I got back to our cabin. We both knew of the possibility that we were being spied on so we kissed for a long time. I excused myself and used the bathroom. When I returned she was already in bed. I knew we were going to sleep together so I stripped down to my boxers and slipped into the sack. I took her in my arms to give the appearance of a married couple.
" Eat me, Baby." Did she say what I think she said? She pushed and I slid down to her waist. I figured that she would have on a g string that would blend in with her skin tone. She flipped the covers back. I was nose to nose with her bare snatch! She grabbed the back of my head and rammed my face into her pussy. All I could think was; 'Damn, she is devoted to her job!'
I did my best and I am sure that she did too. I tongued her pussy until she screamed. I knew women often faked orgasms, but when she pulled me back up to kiss her, my face was covered in her juices. St Claire licked my face clean and pulled my cock out. I was hoping that I could be just as professional as she was. Her mouth was like a vacuum cleaner. I tried and tried, but as I watched my cock slide in and out of her mouth, I couldn't help myself. I came in her mouth. She swallowed the whole load and cuddled with me. I felt like I had let her down. She kissed me and that's pretty much all I remembered from that night.
The next day, after breakfast we were shown three pornographic movies to rate. We had to tell our partners what we liked and disliked. After lunch the same two people from last night came out and once again shucked down to their birthday suits. This time they demonstrated sexual positions. By the time they got through 15 positions, St Claire started getting antsy.
We headed back to the cabin. She had her clothes off in nothing flat. You ever seen that trick where a person will grab and pull a tablecloth off a table, full of dishes and not disturb the dishes? Well I was the table, my clothes was the table cloth and April was the magician. I was naked and in bed so fast that I felt like I was in a cyclone. April swallowed my cock again and I'm not sure I was going to get it back. She shifted her body and swung her leg, over my head. I reached up, grabbed her ass, cramming her pussy against my mouth and tongue. She tasted so good. This made our charade that much move convincing. Man, she could really fake sucking cock!
Just as her juices were running down the sides of my face, she raised of me, turned around and straddled my body. With one deft movement of her hand, my cock was lined up with her pussy and she sank until she bottomed out.
April leaned down and whispered. "Make it look good." Make it look good? Fuck! It was great! She rode me like a bronco. She moaned and groaned as she pounded my cock. Damn, she was a good actress! I was trying to hold off. April must have sensed it, 'cause she rose up and rolled over on the bed. She pulled me on top, missionary position. I plunged in to her wet pussy. She kept telling me to fuck her harder, I did the best I could. I didn't want her to think I wasn't a good undercover cop. She screamed and I came. Our thrashing slowed to a halt. We were both breathing like we had just ran a marathon. She kissed me.
"Good job O'Neil." She whispered.